Santana

Dear God, Lettuce Pray Podcast

Religion EN ↓ 32 episodes

Dear God, Lettuce Pray is a podcast with context-driven biblical storytelling for people tired of shallow teaching, weaponized Scripture, and churchy filler. Hosted by Santana, this show unpacks difficult Scripture, misunderstood Bible stories, hard truths, spiritual questions, and everyday faith in a way that feels thoughtful, human, and easy to follow. Some episodes will make you think deeply, some will make you laugh, and some will make you sit with what God may be trying to show you. On this show, it's not about going to church, forcing you to believe, or fear mongering you with "hell". T...

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Holy Bucks, No Blessings | S1E7 13.04.2024 17:01

Drop Us a Message! Are you attending church but feeling unblessed and unimpressed ? That sucks. Join Santana in this episode of the "Dear God, Lettuce Pray" podcast, as we hilariously unravel the absurdity of the prosperity gospel. From promises of divine favor to the infamous "seed sowing" tactics, no scam is left unexposed. Plus, learn how to spot a prosperity gospel pastor f...

Prophetic Vibes & Veggie Tribes | S1E6 11.04.2024 31:13

Drop Us a Message! Ah, Daniel, the original influencer before Instagram made it cool. Picture this: Daniel, a young Judean lad, gets an unexpected one-way ticket to Babylon courtesy of King Nebuchadnezzar's "Diversify My Court" initiative. Now, Daniel wasn't just any Judean. He was the ancient equivalent of that friend who’s smart, good-looking, and with a diet plan that would...

For The Homies | S1E5 25.03.2024 30:08

Drop Us a Message! Get ready to LOL (Love Our Lord) with the hilarious and insightful ‘Dear God, Lettuce Pray’ podcast! Your go-to comedy podcast for biblical storytelling with a side of spiritual humor. Hosted by the irreverently irreverent Santana, each episode serves up a side-splitting blend of spirituality and comedy, perfect for everyday millennials seeking a fresh take on faith. By fresh ta...

How Did I Even Get Here? | S1E4 16.03.2024 16:50

Drop Us a Message! Lemme tell ya … God had some jokes that were not even funny. From twerkin’ to Bible n’ worshippin’—I share a bit on what led to my current spiritual journey and what makes this time so special. Unscripted and I rolled with the first take of it all. Nothing fancy, but just some raw truths. God doesn’t want nor expect us to be perfect. Sin is embedded in our human nature. What he...

Big Gideon, Not the Little One | S1E3 16.03.2024 13:49

Drop Us a Message! Welcome to the episode of the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast, where Santana aka Simone the Mastermind serve up a divine dose of spirituality with a side of laughter. In this episode, Big Gideon, Not the Little One, get ready to delve into the biblical tale of Gideon like you've never heard it before. Join Santana as she unpacks the epic sage of Gideon, complete with angelic...

Time to Baal Out | S1E2 05.03.2024 10:43

Drop Us a Message! Tune in to Episode Two of the "Dear God Lettuce Pray" podcast with your host Santana for a wild ride through the biblical tale of King Ahab, Elijah, and the Baal-worshipping people of Israel. Imagine a showdown where Baal's rain-bringing abilities are put to the ultimate test. Will he make it rain, or will he have to pack up his deity powers and go? Join us for a...

Life Kinda Sucks & My Friends are Stupid | S1E1 04.02.2024 20:29

Drop Us a Message! Hello and welcome to the very first episode on the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast. Join Santana on an enlightening journey through the tangled webs of spirituality with a comedic twist on the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast! In this divine episode, Santana fearlessly tackles the biblical rollercoaster known as the Book of Job. Strap in for a wild ride as we navigate through Job&a...