Dean & Rog Birthday Scams

Angie got a KILLER interest RATE on her NEW CAR just in time for her 25th birthday in a few days! Well, Rog, the interest rate INGRATE, calls Angie to say they didn’t know she was only 24 when she got the CAR, so that means they’re going to have to RE-ADJUST the absolute HECK out of her RATE!    How much will being TOO YOUNG end up COSTING Angie?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...

Travis put in some new MULCH, but little did he know that it wasn’t an HOA approved COLOR! Well, Dean, the HOA Grand Puba, calls to help clear things up by telling Travis either his UGLY MULCH goes, or Travis DOES!     How does this call go from brown and red MULCH to BLACK and BLUE FACES?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On Wednesday’s Celebrity Birthday Scam, Christine works for a local NEWSPAPER, so she’s dealt with some WEIRD and WILD people before, but nothing like THIS! Today, Family Guy’s HERBERT the PERVERT calls Christine to ask WAY too many questions about the PAPER BOY!      Will Christine be about to HANDLE Herbert, the KING of CREEPINESS?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Maria was having some DRINKS with FRIENDS in her backyard when she decided to TAKE some PEARS off her NEIGHBOR’S TREE! Well, PEAR THEFT VICTIM Rog calls Maria back to say, he’s UPSET he’s DOWN a couple of PEARS, but he’s GLAD he’s UP looking at Maria’s PAIR!       How does CREEPY neighbor Rog take things TOO FAR this time?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Timothy MISSED a CAR PAYMENT so he’s trying to get with the DEALERSHIP to SMOOTH things out! Well, Dean, the CRAPPY CAR DEALER, calls Tim to say since he’s missed THIS payment the NEXT will be $150 MORE!   Will Timothy have to take the BUS after this CALL?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Elizabeth is BRITISH, and she JUST moved to Texas, but she already has a bunch of TRAFFIC TICKETS! Well, traffic TROUBLEMAKER Dean calls Elizabeth to let her know that he’s adding ANOTHER TICKET to her PILE, oh and by the way they only take REAL AMERICAN MONEY so she can keep her POUNDS!     Will Elizabeth be able to keep a STIFF UPPER LIP for this CALL?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...

Anna wanted ONE GRILL COVER but ended up getting TWO! Well, Rog, the delivery DEVIANT, calls Anna back to say, if she doesn’t want THAT package, maybe she’d like Rog’s PACKAGE instead!        How does Anna handle Rog the SUPER CREEP?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On Wednesday’s Celebrity Birthday Scam, Joey runs a local restaurant and is used to CUSTOM ORDERS, but nothing like THIS! TODAY a very hungry JACK BLACK calls Joey with a VERY specific CHICKEN NUGGET order and things just get WORSE from there!                                    How much of Jack Black’s CRAP will Joey put up with?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chris is a LAWYER who likes to work on his classic PORSCHE in his DRIVEWAY! Well, Dean, the HOA judge, jury, and EVICTOR, calls Chris to tell him if the car STAYS where it is, then Chris has to GO!   How does Chris handle Dean’s reverse, REVERSE PHYCOLOGY?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Dean & Rog's INFAMOUS Birthday Scam! Who's getting an extra SPECIAL Birthday present TODAY?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s SCAM VICTIM had AWFUL restaurant SERVICE recently, a LONG WAIT, BAD FOOD, the whole ENCHILADA, so he COMPLAINED! Well, Restaurateur Rog calls our SCAM VICTIM to say his place has the best service in TOWN, so he’s probably MAKING IT UP…And Rog doesn’t serve LIARS!   How will our SCAM VICTIM take Rog’s CULINARY CRAP?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alexander has THIN WALLS in his apartment, but who DOESN’T, right? Well, Rog, Alex’s extremely NAUGHTY neighbor, calls to say that he can hear, certain ADULT ACTIVITIES loud and CLEAR! And at first, he wanted them to keep it DOWN…But now he WANTS IN!          How does Rog make things beyond UNCOMFORTABLE for EVERYONE involved?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wednesday on the Celebrity Birthday Scam, Christine works at a BANK, so she’s dealt with one or two WEIRD and WILD customers, but nothing like THIS! TODAY a VERY unhappy DENNIS HOPPER calls poor Christine to demand $3.7 MILLION by 11am…The clocks TICKING, and Mr. Hopper is NOT a patient man!             Will Christine CRACK under the PRESSURE?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thomas let his dog POOP on a NEIGHBOR’S lawn and thought he got away with it! Well, Dean, the OVERLY attentive neighborhood BUSYBODY, decides to confront the dog doo DELINQUENT with HARD, dried, EVIDENCE taken HOT from the scene, CHILLING out in a baggy in Dean’s FREEZER!       What does Dean do with his LITTLE BAG of HORRORS?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jeanie ADOPTED the DOG from HELL, it destroyed an entire TOOL SHED and DECK before running away…to Jeanie’s RELIEF! Well, Dean the DOG WHISPERER, calls Jeanie to tell her the GOOD NEWS, they found her long lost POOCH…And she’s taking it back whether she wants to or NOT!           Will Jeanie need to get a doggie RESTRAINING ORDER?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dana hired a TRAVEL AGENT to plan a trip to CANCUN for her, and VACATION time’s just around the corner! Well, Dean, the DEPRESSED travel TYRANT, calls Dana to let her know that they MESSED UP her DREAM TRIP to Cancun, but they still have some lovely packages to TIJUANA available!         Will Dean make Dana call the whole thing OFF?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Janine’s CAR HORN was BUSTED, but not to worry, it’s under WARRANTY! Or at least that’s what she THOUGHT until Rog, the MASTER mechanic, calls Janine to tell her the warranty’s LAPSED and she’s gotta PAY UP if she ever wants to HONK AGAIN!         How does Rog make CHILL Janine into the ANGRY HORN WOMAN?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Geoff is a TELEMARKETER who LIVES to close the DEAL! Well, TODAY Geoff’s going to get a TASTE of his own ANNOYING medicine when he calls a VERY unhappy ROBERT DE NIRO who only has one GOAL, WASTE Geoff’s TIME!              Will Mr. De Niro’s INTERROGATION get Geoff to CRACK?!            See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

James’ kids play FRISBEE in his yard and SOMETIMES end up in the NEIGHBOR’S yard, but no harm no foul, right? Well, Dean, the NIGHTMARE NEIGHBOR next-door, calls James to say he better keep is HIPPY kids off his PROPERTY, or else he’s going to have to take matters into his OWN hands!              How will James deal with Dean, the LEAST NEIGHBORLY neighbor?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...

Andre recently bought a CAR from a POLICE AUCTION and now it’s in the SHOP, just business as usual. That was until Dean, the MASTER MECHANIC, calls Andre to say he found SOMETHING less than LEGAL in his CAR…And Dean wants IN!      Will Andre make a DEAL with KINGPIN Dean?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wednesday on the Celebrity Birthday Scam, Maggie sells SECURITY CAMERAS so she’s dealt with her fair share of QUESTIONABLE characters, but TODAY might take the CAKE! The always INAPPROPRIATE Borat calls Maggie for some help setting up a camera…in the WOMAN’S RESTROOM!                 Will this call be a GREAT SUCCESS?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fiona got her PATIO drains SNAKED, but the lawn-crew left behind a MASSIVE MUDDY MESS! Well, MUD MASTER Rog calls Fiona to say that lawn-care is a MESSY business, and that she should count herself LUCKY that it isn’t even WORSE!             Does Rog CALM or TROUBLE these MUDDY waters?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Patrick got a bit too DRUNK in VEGAS and ended up PASSED OUT on a STRANGER’S COUCH in the WRONG HOTEL! Well, Rog, the RENEGADE loss prevention SPECIALISTS, calls Patrick to say he’s gonna PAY for a replacement COUCH, because he PEED all over THIERS on his DRUNKEN BENDER!         Will Rog have to send the BOYS to COLLECT what Patrick OWES?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tara rented a PADDLEBOAT so she could get MARRIED on Lake Conroe! Well, Dean, the SHIFTY ship rental guy, calls Tara to say her BOAT’S DOUBLE-BOOKED! But no need to worry, they’ve got plenty of JET SKIS to go around for the WEDDING PARTY!        Are Tara’s romantic wedding dreams SUNK?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Luke ordered a PINEAPPLE PIZZA online, got the pizza, but NO pineapple and he’s NOT HAPPY! Well, Dean, the pizza PURIST, calls Luke to say he didn’t get the pineapple because, what kind of MONSTER ruins a perfectly good PIZZA! It’s against the PIZZA CODE Dean’s hands are tied!    How weirdly PERSONAL does this call about missing PINEAPPLE get?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.