Dean & Rog Birthday Scams

Steve owns a COFFEE SHOP, so he knows how to deal with JITTERY CUSTOMERS, but nothing like this! TODAY, Billy Bob Thorntons’s SLING BLADE calls Steve’s coffee place…But he don’t like COFFEE, it makes him a MIGHT NERVOUS!     Will the CUSTOMER be RIGHT this TIME?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

James’ BOAT is under WARRANTY, which is good because the ENGINE is BUSTED! Now, trusted customer service EXPERTS Dean & Rog call James to let him know that the fix is DONE, but HE’S on the HOOK for the BILL!        Will James’ calm BOATING WEEKENDS be sleeping with the FISHES after this call?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

One of Luke’s TREES got BLOWN DOWN by a storm, so he decided to REPLACE it! Well, Dean, the HOTHEAD HOA Rep, calls Luke to say the TREE he put in ISN’T one from the PRE-APPROVED LIST and either IT’S coming down NOW or Dean’s coming OVER to TAKE Luke DOWN!     How does Dean make Luke’s TREE TROUBLE that much more TERRIBLE?!? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Christine works at a RESTAURANT, so she knows how to deal with RUDE WEIRDOS, but what about POLITE ones? TODAY, the always neighborly MR. ROGERS calls Christine to talk about bathroom DOS and DON’TS…And maybe a DATE too!      How FRIENDLY does MR. ROGERS get on this CALL?!?   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Harrison had the WORST customer service EVER at the PHARMACY recently…Or so he THOUGHT! Because Dean, the PSYCHO pharmacist, calls Harrison to give him a taste of what BAD service REALLY looks like!          How does the professionally UNPROFESSINAL Dean REALLY get under Harrison’s SKIN?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Debbie just put in a GARDEN WALL to help spruce up her YARD and thought that was THAT! Well, it was, until Rog the HOA HOTHEAD calls Debbie to say since she didn’t get APPROVAL, she’s got 48 HOURS to TEAR that WALL down or else Rog is coming over to do it HIMSELF!   Will Debbie lose her WALL or her MIND?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tim had some SECURITY CAMERAS put in, but the contractor left a MASSIVE HOLE in Tim’s ROOF! Well, Rog, the IDIOTIC installer, calls Tim to say he STANDS by his WORK and he’s LUCKY that there was only ONE hole to worry about!     How INSECURE does Tim feel by the end of this CALL?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Belinda vacationed in Cancun LAST YEAR and thought that was THAT! Well, Dean, the HOT-HEADED hotel manager, calls Belinda to say they just found out about a BOTTLE of WATER she DIDN’T PAY for, so her VACATION might be OVER, but her BILL just keeps getting BIGGER!       Will Belinda need ANOTHER VACATION after this call?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We took the Scam Victim’s NAME off this one, so you know it’s going to get WILD! Today, Rog calls our Scam Victim to collect PAYMENT for a BOAT steering column which was installed BACKWARDS!      Which DIRECTION is this call HEADING?!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Racheal ordered a FEATHER LAMP online from CHINA and, surprise surprise, it never SHOWED UP, now she wants a REFUND! Well, Rog, the delivery DEVIANT, calls Racheal to say she needs to take the L on the LAMP, and she’s just LUCKY Rog isn’t charging her EXTRA for being a DUMBASS and ordering it in the 1st PLACE!   How does Racheal like Rog’s “PROFESSIONAL” OPINION on her LOST LAMP?!  See omnystudio....

Vernon raises CHICKENS but had to SMACK one of his ROOSTERS who was getting AGGRESSIVE! Well, Rog, the anti-CHICKEN CHOKER, calls to say he and his ANIMAL RIGHT GROUP saw Vernon ROUGH-UP his ROOSTER and now Vernon’s gonna FRY! Will Rog get a CHICKEN KILLER CONFESSION out of Vernon?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Adam ordered his PRESCRIPTION ONLINE but got GENERIC PILLS instead! Well, Dean, the legal-ish DRUG DEALER, calls Adam to say he should count himself LUCKY that he got pills to pop in his MOUTH instead of Dean’s FIST! How does Dean make Adam’s blood REALLY boil?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wednesday on the Celebrity Birthday Scam, to Catch a Predator’s CHRIS HANSEN, the KING of AWKWARD encounters, calls an ADULT PHONE LINE determined to make things as UN-SEXY as POSSIBLE! Does Chris CATCH another PERVERT or was HE one all ALONG?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Roberta keeps finding her neighbor’s BADMINTON BIRDIES in her backyard, so she just started THROWING THEM AWAY! Well, Rog, the badminton BULLY, calls to say Roberta is gonna pay for those BINNED BIRDIES…oh and by the way their called SHUTTLECOCKS! Does Rog get Roberta to say SHUTTLECOCK?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wayne recently had to have his POOL PUMP repaired, so he called the EXPERTS…But he got Dean & Rog instead! The guys give Wayne a ring to let him know that the already FINISHED repair job is MORE than what they quoted, so he OWES them even MORE MONEY! What does Dean THREATEN to throw in Wayne’s POOL if he doesn’t PAY UP?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.