Dean & Rog Birthday Scams

Andrea has a TURKEY VULTURE problem! A couple started hanging out on top of her HOUSE…NOW there’s a whole BUNCH up there EVERYDAY! Well, Dean, the neighborhood HIPPY, calls Andrea to say she must have some SERIOUS BAD VIBES getting their attention, man! That or some DEAD BODIES!     How does Andrea like Dean’s SPECIAL BRAND of PEACE and LOVE?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wednesday on the Celebrity Birthday Scam, Mary is the MANAGER of a VERY FANCY grocery store, so she knows a thing or two about dealing with PICKY people with WEIRD tastes, but NOTHING like this! TODAY, a confused GARY BUSEY will call Mary to discuss some UNRIPENED tomatoes be bought from them…and a BEAR he fought once; you know the USUAL!                Will Mary be able to handle Gary Busey’s sig...

Mellissa just got her Husband’s DEAD-BEAT FRIEND to LEAVE their APARTMENT after CRASHING there for 2 WEEKS and thought she could FINALLY breathe easy! Well, that was until Rog, the LOUDMOUTH LANDLORD, calls Mellissa to say, since they had an extra TENANT, he’s gonna need to collect an EXTRA DEPOSIT!     Will Mellissa have to Pay UP?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stacy planned a nice, relaxing trip to BELIZE, and she’s even got some time to enjoy BEFORE she needs to leave…Or so she THOUGHT! Dean, the TRAVEL TYRANT, calls Stacy to let her now the trips DEPARTURE TIME has been moved UP to THIS Friday! And Dean needs to know right NOW whether she’s going or not!   Will Stacy end up SITTING OUT her OWN trip?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio...

Jim is having some WORK done on his HOUSE, so he put a PORT-A-POTTY in his driveway for the construction guys! Well, Dean, the HOA CRONY with a CRAPPY attitude, calls Jim to say either the Port-a-Potty goes NOW or Dean’s PERSONALLY going to start using Jim’s LAWN when NATURE CALLS!     How many PROBLEMS can ONE Port-a-Potty cause?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dean & Rog's infamous Birthday Scam! What LINE will they be CROSSING today?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dean & Rog's infamous Birthday Scam! What LINE will they be CROSSING today?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Shirley recently moved into a NEW PLACE with her CATS! Well, Dean, Shirley’s former LANDLORD, calls to say, she’s going to have to PAY BACK their PET DEPOSIT because Shirley and her STINKY CATS have RUINED the place with their horrific KITTY CRAP SMELL!           How far will Dean go to get his MONEY?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aaron put up a BASKETBALL HOOP in his FRONT YARD for his son! Well, Rog, the HOA HEAVY, calls Aaron to tell him that the HOOP needs to COME DOWN or else Rog’s COMING OVER to take his SON DOWN on the BLACKTOP…NO MERCY!           How does Rog go from being a concerned neighbor to a BASKETBALL BULLY?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On Wednesday’s Celebrity Birthday Scam, Regina works at a PHARMACY and has had her fair share of strange DRUG requests, but nothing like THIS! TODAY, Golden Girl BEA ARTHUR calls Regina saying she’s got a COLD…and the ONLY medicine she wants is the DEVIL’S LETTUCE, MARIJUANA, and she’s not taking “we OBVIOUSLY don’t have that” for an ANSWER!       Will Regina give Bea some from her STASH?!    See...

Dean & Rog's infamous Birthday Scam! What LINE will they be CROSSING today?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dean & Rog's infamous Birthday Scam! What LINE will they be CROSSING today?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jenna has a busted WINE FRIDGE, but the REPAIR guy never SHOWED UP, so she tried to do it herself, only to BREAK it WORSE! Well, Dean, the Master of FRIDGES, calls Jenna to say she can just put her wine in the NORMAL FRIDGE like NORMAL PEOPLE DO!            How much of JUDGMENTAL Dean can Jenna TAKE?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rachel just started working as a TELEMARKETER, and a big part of her training is dealing with WEIRDOS on the phone! Well, TODAY she’s getting a free CRASH COURSE in CRAZY when Harrison Ford from the “Fugitive” tries to fight his way to FREEDOM…While Rachel tries to sell him a TIMESHARE! Will Rachel be able to MAKE the SALE?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tom has a GIANT BIRD FEEDER in his backyard, and it is a MESS! Well, Rog, the FED-UP neighbor next door, calls to say the BIRD FEEDER has gotta GO, and if it doesn’t Rog might have take matters, and BIRD FEEDERS, into his own HANDS!            How FAR does Rog push things this time?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ben stayed at a HOTEL recently and some WATER from his AC dripped down on the people below his BALCONY, so they COMPLAINED! Well, Rog, the downstairs DUMBASS, tracked Ben down to say he didn’t appreciate getting SPLASHED, because Rog is CONVINCED that it wasn’t WATER!   Will Ben be all WASHED UP by the end of this CALL?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dean & Rog's infamous Birthday Scam! What LINE will they be CROSSING today?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Greg’s at home GROCERY DELIVERY got completely TRASHED by a neighborhood DOG and he’s NOT HAPPY!! Well, Dean, the dog owner in question, calls Greg to say HE should have taken the groceries in before his dog got to them!!         Is Dean or his DOG the REAL bad BOY in this call?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Miranda works at a PIZZA PLACE and TODAY her customer service SKILLS will be put to the ultimate TEST! Samuel Jackson, the MASTER of the F-BOMB, calls Miranda looking for a tasty BURGER…and he’s NOT HAPPY when he finds out all they have is PIZZA!   Will Miranda be able to stay CALM and FRIENDLY while Mr. Jackson LOSES HIS MIND?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jana’s automatic billing system keeps NOT paying her monthly GYM MEMBERSHIP payment and she’s had enough! Well, Dean, the master of BULL and BILLING, calls Jana to say it’s HER fault her bills aren’t getting paid, so she needs an OVERLY personal lesson in personal responsibility!         How does Jana deal with Dean the financial advisor?!? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Annie had to CLOSE her CHECKING ACCOUNT because her car PAYMENT was being AUTO drafted WITHOUT her say so! Well, Rog, the POMPOUS PAYMENT PERSON, calls Annie to say since NOW they’re not getting their MONEY when THEY want it…Annie’s interest rate just DOUBLED!      Will Rog get Annie to PAY UP?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

James rented a car and got MORE than he bargained for when he found a SEX TOY left under the SEAT! Well, Dean, the CAR RENTAL CREEPER, calls James to say it’s not their FAULT someone left SOMETHING behind in the CAR…But James is more than welcome find the TOY a NEW HOME!                 How does SUPER SWINGER Dean make James’ day much more INTERESTING?!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

Wednesday on the Celebrity Birthday Scam, Dana works at a LIQUOR STORE, so she’s dealt with one or two DRUNK weirdos, but nothing like THIS! TODAY, Ted the FOUL-MOUTHED teddy bear, calls Dana to have a nice friendly CHAT…whether she wants to or NOT!        Will Ted the Talking Teddy Bear PUSH Dana to sample some of the MERCHANDISE?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Donna sometimes FORGETS to put her TRASH out, HOLDING UP the garbage truck by RUNNING it out in the MORNING…in NOTHING but her ROBE! Well, Rog, the GROSS garbage dude, calls Donna to say that his guys might be garbage MEN, but even they don’t want to PICK HER UP, so STOP TRYING!       How does this call go from PRACTIAL to PERVY?!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tina’s DOGS keep getting OUT and the NEIGHBORS have had ENOUGH! So, Dean, the self-appointed NEIGHBORHOOD SPOKESMAN, calls Tina to say if she can’t keep her dogs under CONTROL, he’ll have to take matters into his own HANDS!     Who will end up on a LEASE by the end of this CALL?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.