Dean & Rog Birthday Scams

Today’s SCAM VICTIM was having a little HANKY PANKY with her BOYFRIEND in the BEDROOM, but a METERMAN was in the BACKYARD…And the BLINDS were OPEN! Well, Rog, the meter MANAGER, calls our SCAM VICTIM to ask if she and her BOYTOY were TRYING to put on a SHOW, because if so, Rog wants a TICKET! What does Rog do to OVERLOAD the CREEPY-METER?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for priva...

Today’s SCAM VICTIM got a little TOO DRUNK, got his TRUCK TOWED, but found it BLOCKED in when he tried to retrieve it, so he did the only RATIONAL thing…RIPE the SIDE-VIEW MIRROR off a RANDOM CAR! Well, Dean, the RANDOM car OWNER, has TRACKED our man DOWN to either get him to PAY for the BROKEN MIRROR in CASH or BLOOD! How does this CALL go from BROKEN MIRRORS to BROKEN BONES?! Listen and FIND OUT...

Wendy ACCIDENTLY got HOT GREASE on her FACE and had to go to the HOSPITAL, but they took SO LONG to TREAT her, Wendy just LEFT! Well, Dean, the HOSTILE hospital collection specialist, calls Wendy to say the WORLD is goin’ down the TUBE because of BEAT BEATS who don’t pay their BILLS like Wendy! So, she better PAY UP or Dean’s coming over to put the GREASE back on her FACE! How EXPENSIVE can NOT ge...

Connie’s AC has been FIXED so many TIMES she lost COUNT, and she’s just about DONE, good thing it’s all under WARRANTY, right?! Well, Rog, the ROUGHNECK repairman, calls to say since she been TAKING UP so much of THEIR time trying to FIX her AC, they’re adding OVERTIME charges to EACH visit, WARRANTY or NOT!    How HEATED does this CALL get?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for p...

Rob likes to HUNT, maybe a bit TOO MUCH, since he ACCIDENTLY shot a PET DEER on someone else’s PROPERTY before! Well, this time he SHOT Rog’s $10,000 ELK, and if Rob doesn’t PAY UP, Rog is going to take what it’s WORTH out of Rob’s ASS!    Will the BUCK STOP with this CALL?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Janelle’s GYM has a DAYCARE program, just drop your KIDS off and WORKOUT, but sometimes she brings her FRIEND’S kid too! Well, Dean, the customer service CRINGE MACHINE, calls Janelle to let her know they don’t appreciate her taking ADVANTAGE of THEIR VERY GENEROUS program, but since she also hasn’t PAID her BILL, her DEADBEAT behavior at least makes SENSE!    How PERSONAL does Dean the PROFESSION...

Diana had her CAR in for a QUICK FIX, paid the $300 BILL, and was on her way…Or at least that’s what she THOUGHT! Dean, the car collections SPECIALISTS, calls to let Diana know it turns out there’s $139 worth of EXTRA FEES that just got added to her BILL, so either she needs to PAY UP or bring the cat BACK to get Un-FIXED! Will Diana’s SANITY need a TUNE-UP after this CALL?! Listen and FIND OUT! ...

Joel just PAID OFF his DEBT, but the LADY handling his account DIED with the CHECK still in the MAIL! Well, Rog, the COLD-HEARTED collections supervisor, calls to let Joel know he still owes them MONEY, because Rog doesn’t have a record of Joel PAYING, and Rog suspects Joel’s making the WHOLE thing UP because the only one who can say for sure is DEAD!   Will Joel’s CREDIT be DEAD after this CALL?!...

Lester’s LEAKY CEILING is causing him PROBLEMS, but his LANDLORD said they’d take care of it! Well, Dean, the DESTRUCTIVE construction guy, calls to let Lester know the work is taking LONGER than they thought it would, so you wouldn’t have a place to STAY TONIGHT, right? Oh, and you owe us $250 for the UNFINISHED REPAIR too! Will Lester be LEFT out in the COLD?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudi...

Heather just moved out of her APARTMENT, but her DOG left a STAIN she’s hoping they don’t NOTICE! Well, Dean, the PUSHY property manager, calls to let Heather know, let found the STAIN, and since she SNUCK in a DOG and LIED about it, she’s going to have to PAY $1,300 to replace the WELL-LOVED CARPET! Will Heather PAY UP or get Dean to SHUT UP?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for...

Yvonne’s APARTMENT had 2 YEARS to fix a BROKEN WINDOW that was letting STARY CATS in, so she BROKE her LEASE and LEFT! Well, Dean, the CONDESCENDING collection specialist, calls to let Yvonne know she’s on the HOOK for all the DAMAGE their broken window CAUSED while they WEREN’T fixing it! Will Yvonne CRACK under the PRESSURE?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informat...

An ATM machine EAT Shane’s CARD while he and his WIFE were having a BOOZY night on the town, so he did the ONLY logical thing, still a KNIFE in the SLOT! Well, Rog, the Bull-Headed Bank Teller, calls to let Shane know that they have him on Camera trying to Carve open their ATM, so either he pays Rog some Hush Money or else he’s Calling the Cops! Will Shane’s NIGHT on the TOWN end with a NIGHT in t...

Eileen keeps getting into CAR ACCIDENTS, but NONE of them have been her FAULT! Well, Dean, the insurance INGRATE, calls Eileen after the latest REAR-ENDING to let her know that her ROUGH RIDE is OVER, because her INSURANCE RATE is going UP! Will Eileen’s SANITY survive this CALL?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Douglas is Pretty Darn Good at Bowling, recently rolling a Perfect 300 game with League Approval… Or so he THOUGHT! Rog, the no NONSENSE Bowling League OFFICIAL, calls Douglas to say they looked into his “Perfect Game”, and it turns out the Lane wasn’t up to standard, so that means no 300 for Douglas! Will the OFFICIAL SCORE be SETTLED over the PHONE, or in the PARKING LOT?! Listen and FIND OUT! ...

Malinda bought a SUPER EXPENSIVE DOLL that’s a DOPPELGANGER of her KID, but she never GOT IT! Well, Rog, the doll DELINQUENT, calls Malinda to say, GOOD NEWS! The DOLL is on its way and all she has to do is PAY for it AGAIN! Will Rog make Malinda his PLAYTHING?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Brian TRADED-IN his TRUCK and got a PRETTY PENNY for his not so PRETTY pick-up! Well, Rog, the trade-in TROUBLEMAKER, calls Brian to say his TRUCK has been FLOODED, and Brian’s BREAKING the LAW not DISCLOSING that, so unless he wants the FUZZ on his TAIL, he better write a CHECK for $1,789!   Will Rog make Brian reach his BOILING POINT?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...

Lorraine has been PAYING OFF an AMBULANCE RIDE for 3 YEARS, but the LAST PAYMENT is this MONTH! Well, Rog, the DEBT collection DEADBEAT, calls Lorraine to let her know it turns out there’s an extra FINANCE CHARGE…So guess what? You still OWE us MONEY! Will Lorraine PONY UP the DOUGH or just PUT Rog DOWN?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Carl has a BUNCH of JUNK in his YARD, including old CAR PARTS, RUSTY TRACKERS, & 10 WATER HEATERS! Well, Dean, the HOA REP from HELL, calls Carl to ask why his YARD is STILL FULL of CRAP! Dean sent a LETTER warning Carl about a FINE if he doesn’t CLEAN-UP, but now Dean’s coming over to THROW OUT the REAL TRASH…Carl! What happens when 1 man’s TRASH becomes 2 MEN’S TUSSLE?! Listen and FIND OUT! ...

Today’s SCAM VICTIM needed a FILING CABINET delivered, but arranging the drop-off took SO LONG she ended up just telling them to KEEP IT! Well, Rog, the delivery DUDE, calls to say she still needs to PAY for her ADANDONED piece of FURNITURE whether she WANTS it or NOT! How far will Rog go to MAKE the SALE?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mike likes to WORKOUT, so he knows the dos and DON'TS of GYM ETIQUETTE! Well, Rog, the EMPEROR of EXERCISE, calls Mike to say, he’s not WIPING DOWN his SWEATY machines, he’s not putting the WEIGHTS back, & he’s OGLING all the PRETTY LADIES! That last thing Rog can FORGIVE, but the REST means he’s BANNED!               Will this be a MEETING of MEAT-HEADS?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio....

Rudie’s VAN needed some WORK, but when he got it BACK the FLOOR MATS were COVERED in GREASE! Well, Dean, the MEAN machinic, calls Rudie to say, what kind of MAN can’t handle a little GREASE on their FLOOR MATS?! Are you sure it’s not RUDY instead of RUDIE CALLING?!               How HEATED does this CALL get?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Raymond got an ABOVE GROUND POOL, but it’s been anything but RELAXING! It LEAKS, it’s DAMAGED, & he’s been waiting 3 WEEKS for a LADDER! Well, Rog, the KING of CUSTOMER SERVICE, calls Ray to say if he’s THIS PICKY maybe he should have put his MONEY where his MOUTH is and put in a REAL POOL!                 Will Raymond need to COOL DOWN after this CALL?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.co...

Kimberly bought a USED CAR recently and the thing has been in the SHOP more than it’s been on the ROAD, but not to worry it’s under WARRANTY! Well, Rog, the RENEGADE repairman, calls Kim to say she’s on the HOOK for $565 of the REPAIR because the WARRANTY doesn’t cover NITPICKY-NESS!                 Will Kimberly feel like a VALUED CUSTOMER by the end of this CALL?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnys...

It's Dean & Rog's INFAMOUS Birthday Scam! Who are they driving CRAZY today?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The one and ONLY Dean & Rog Birthday Scam! What crazy CRAP will they get up to this time?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.