Dean & Rog Birthday Scams

Chris & his FRIEND Clint were having a WILD TIME BOATING, until Chris got a little CRAZY behind the WHEEL, and Broke Clint’s HAND! Well, Dean, Clint’s LEGEL REPRESENTATIVE, calls Chris to let him know since it happened on HIS BOAT, Chris is on the HOOK for the WHOLE $1,482 HOSPITAL BILL!                 Will Chris and Clint’s friendship SURVIVE this CALL?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio....

David recently became a BIKER, and he went all OUT! He bought a HARLEY and even SHAVED his HEAD! Well, Dean, the FRUSTRATED neighborhood next-door, calls David to say he better keep his HOG QUITE or else Dean’s coming over to GLUE a WIG to his NEWLY BALD HEAD!               How HEATED does this CALL get?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aletta FOUND some BINOCULARS and decided to TRACK DOWN the OWNER to get them BACK! Well, Dean, the binocular BOZO, calls to say THANKS for returning his PROPERTY, but they’re all SCRATCHED UP, so Aletta is going to PAY for the REPAIRS!               How many TIMES does Aletta HANG-UP?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joy RENTED a HOTEL ROOM for some of her BIKER FRIENDS and, SURPRISE SURPRISE, they TRASHED the PLACE! Well, Rog, the Hotel HOTHEAD, calls Joy to let her know she’s on the HOOK for the REPAIRS whether she was THERE or NOT!               Will Joy and Rog come to an “UNDERSTANDING”?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jimmy likes to ride his DUNE BUGGY around the NEIGHBORHOOD, and even though the thing is STREET-LEGAL, people keep COMPLAINING! Well, Dean, the HOSTILE HOA rep, calls Jimmy to say if he sees or HEARS Jimmy riding around on his glorified GO-KART again, he’s going to BURY him and his RIDE at the BEACH where they BELONG!               Will this CALL make Dean’s inner BEACH BULLY COME OUT?! Listen and...

Tracy OWES her OWN BUSINESS and had to CANCEL her TRASH service, because they just wouldn’t PICK it UP! Well, Rog, the KING of TRASH-TALK, calls Tracy to say it’s doesn’t MATTER that they didn’t DO THEIR JOB they have a CONTRACT, which means she needs to PAY the BILL…NOW!               How PROBLEMATIC does this CALL get?! Listen and FIND OUT!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Julie just got DIVORCED and she got STUCK with the COURT FEES too, but not to worry, there’s a REFUND coming! Well, Dean, Julie’s COURT APPOINTED A-HOLE, calls to let her know the REFUND is on its WAY, but it’s going to her EX instead of HER!               How will Juile deal with Dean’s DEDICATION to be UNHELPFUL?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Alan got BLOCKED IN on the BOAT RAMP by an unattended TRAILER, so he MOVED and LOCKED IT UP! Well, Dean, the TROUBLESOME TRAILER OWNER, calls Alan to ask just WHO THE HELL he thinks he is, TOUCHING another MAN’S C-CAMPER!               Will Alan be SLEEPING with the FISHES after this CALL?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dee is a COUNTY CLERK who deals with people at their WORST every day! Well, Rog, the WORST of the WORST, calls Dee to COMPLAIN about his recent DUI charge, doing his best to argue that the system is UNFAIR while being completely WASTED and incredibly CREEPY!                 How does Dee DEAL with Rog’s tipsy TIRADE?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sammy’s DAUGHTER is getting MARRIED and Sammy’s in charge of the DRESS, problem is the dress SHOP keeps pushing the DUE DATE back so she’s trying to put the PRESSURE ON! Well, Rog, the dress DELINQUENT, calls to say because Sammy RUSHED them the dress ended up getting BURNT…So it WON’T be ready for the wedding AND she’s on the hook for the REPAIR TOO!                  Will Sammy’s daughter be wear...

The one and ONLY Dean & Rog Birthday Scam! What crazy CRAP will they get up to this time?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's Dean & Rog's INFAMOUS Birthday Scam! Who are they driving CRAZY today?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tina’s SON is a bit of a TROUBLEMAKER in SCHOOL, but he’s still a GOOD kid at HEART…RIGHT? Well, Dean, the PROFESSIONAL classroom BULLY, calls Tina to let her know her SON is MISBEHAVING AGAIN…So this time he’s going in the BOX until he learns his LESSON!       Will Tina approve of Dean’s IN-THE-BOX thinking?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bob and his WIFE just MOVED, but the MOVERS were LATE, took TOO LONG, & LOST a bunch of JEWELRY! Well, Dean, the delivery DELINQUENT, calls Bob to say working LATE means OVER-TIME so let’s talk MONEY!       Will Bob CRACK under the PRESSURE?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

David’s dogs BARK, but not ALL THE TIME, but according to his neighbor ONCE it TOO MUCH! Well, Dean, the LEWD landlord, calls David to say Dean and David’s neighbor have become GOOD FRIENDS, if you KNOW what I MEAN, and those dogs are keeping Dean’s HEAD OUT of the GAME!    Will Dean have to get some EAR PLUGS?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Matt had the CITY out to TRAP and REMOVED 7 RACOONS from his HOUSE, and he thought the SERVICE was FREE! Well, Rog, the CITY WORKER from HELL, calls to let Matt know that taking those RACCOONS away costs $100 a POP! So, either Rog needs some MONEY from Matt TODAY, or else Matt’s gonna have 7 FUZZY new ROOMMATES!    How HAIRY does this CALL get?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

Henry just put in a brand-new SPRINKLER SYSTEM, and he even went through the proper channels and got APPROVAL from the CITY…Or so he THOUGHT! Rog, the RENEGADE city planner, calls Henry to let him know he needs a PERMIT to put in that SPRINKLER, and since he doesn’t have one, he has to pull it ALL OUT and START AGAIN!    How long will it take until Henry BLOWS a GASKET?! See omnystudio.com/listene...

Lori’s had to RE-SIGN her MORTGAGE DOCUMENTS 3 TIMES and she’s had it ENOUGH! Well, Dean, the FINANCIAL FIEND, calls Lori to let her know she’s going to have to sign her paperwork…AGAIN! Oh, and by the way, there’s a $250 FEE to PROCESS IT!    How much of Dean’s SPECIAL CUSTOMER SERVICE can Lori TAKE?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Anna’s SON got into a FIGHT with another BOY in the neighborhood, and the FIGHTING KIDS led to FIGHTING PARENTS! Rog, the other boy’s DAD, calls Anna to say her SON may have STARTED IT, but he’s here to FINISH IT!    How HEATED does this call get?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Molly got a new MERCEDES, but the DEALERSHIP gave her the wrong LICENSE PLATE, so the COPS thought she STOLE IT! Well, Dean, the CONDESCENDING customer service rep, calls to ask Molly to RATE her SERVICE and to CHARGE her some extra HIDDEN FEES too!       How much of Dean’s CRAP will Molly TAKE?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Martha has 7 HORSES on her 5-ACRE PROPERTY and they all have plenty of ROOM and plenty of HAY, or so she THOUGHT! Rog, the RUDE Humane Society REP, calls Martha to let her know owning 5 ACRES means you can ONLY have 5 HORSES! So, either she EVACUATES 2 of her EQUINES FAST or Rog will be RUSTLING them HIMSELF!       Will Martha be able to HOLD all her HORSES?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privac...

James used a CHECK to pay for a TRUCK REPAIR, but the SHOP says they never GOT IT, and he’s been FIGHTING it for WEEKS! Well, Rog, the SENSITIVE sales rep, calls James to try and sort things out, but James is not feeling very COOPERATIVE!    Will this call bring TEARS to YOUR eyes, or ROG’S?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mark’s EX left him some FURNITURE that’s getting REPOSSESSED! Well, Dean, Mark’s LANDLORD, calls to say the REPO guys are here for the FURNITURE, but after hearing about DEADBEAT MARK, Dean’s thinking of adding an EVICTION to Mark’s REPOSSESSION!    Will Mark have a POT to PEE IN after Dean’s done with him?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Karen has been FIGHTING a HOSPITAL BILL for 7 MONTHS, and the DOCS even called a COLLECTION AGENCY on her! Well, Dean, calling from desk 842, is here to listen, in DETAIL, to ALL of Karen’s problems…And then completely IGNORE them and demand she SHUT UP and PAY UP!      Will this call put Karen BACK in the HOSPITAL?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lance’s NEW HARLEY is ORDERED, on the WAY, and he’s ready to RIDE! Well, Rog, the SLIMY SALESMAN, calls Lance to say his BIKE got WRECKED during an ACCIDENT while in ROUTE, but not to WORRY, there will only be a SHORT DELAY of 8 MONTHS before they can get ANOTHER ONE to him!    Will Lance have to BUST some HEADS to get his BUSTED BIKE?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.