Dean & Rog Birthday Scams

Michelle just changed PHONE PLANS, but both her NEW and OLD carriers were CHARGING her DOUBLE at the SAME TIME! Well, Dean from one COMPANY and Rog from ANOTHER call poor Michelle to decide amongst themselves RIGHT NOW on the PHONE just how much Michelle OWES them! How will Michelle like the guy’s UNIQUE PAYMENT PLAN?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marie needed a FILING CABINET delivered, but arranging the drop-off took SO LONG she ended up just telling them to KEEP IT! Well, Rog, the delivery DUDE calls to say Marie still needs to PAY for her ADANDONED piece of FURNITURE whether she WANTS it or NOT! How far will Rog go to MAKE the SALE?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Melissa’s HUSBAND had a FRIEND whose SHORT STAY at their APARTMENT turned into a MONTH’S long MOOCH, so she finally KICKED him to the CURB! Well, Rog, the RENEGADE rental manager, calls Melissa to let her know, since she SNUCK IN and EXTRA TENNANT, she’s going to have PAY an EXTRA DEPOSIT!    Will Rog get Melissa to CRACK?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jackie had a NIGHTMARE of a TIME getting her CAR SERVICED! They took too LONG; they gave it back to her BROKEN and were RUDE the WHOLE TIME…At least it ended up being FREE! Well, Dean, the KING of customer service, calls Jackie to ask how much she ENJOYED their TEAM’S WORK…Oh, and let her know about some EXTRA CHARGES that just came up!   Will Jackie be able to KEEP her COOL?! Listen and FIND OUT!...

Brook found a BAG of GROCERIES in a store’s PARKING LOT, nobody was around, so she decided to TAKE IT! Well, Dean, the FIGHTING MAD foodie, calls Brook to DEMAND 2 THINGS: First, she pays Dean back for his GROCERIES, and second, Brook over Dean’s KNEE so he can teach her a LESSON!   Will Brook and Dean be taking this FIGHT back to the PARKING LOT?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener...

Greg had some SNAPPERS STUFFED recently, he made a DEAL with the owner and only paid $500 for BOTH! Well, Rog, the TROUBLESOME TAXIDERMIST, calls Greg to say he’s the OTHER OWNER of the BUSINESS and he doesn’t like Greg’s DEAL, so he still OWES them $500 MORE for the SECOND FISH! And Rog wants his MONEY now, or else Greg’s the next ANIMAL he’ll put on the MANTELPIECE!   Just how FOUL-MOUTHED and o...

Lisa had a MEMBERSHIP to a TANNING PLACE, but they DOUBLE CHARGED her for MONTHS, and never PAID HER BACK, so she CANCELLED! Well, Rog, the BRONZED BUTTHEAD, calls to let Lisa know he’s going to CHARGE her CARD for a YEAR of TANNING…Unless they can work some ELSE out of course!   Will Lisa’s FACE go from TAN to RED?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lynn recently bought a CAR and $1,500 and LOT of TROUBLE with the DEALERSHIP later she can FINALLY use it! Well, Dean, the sleezy SALESMAN, calls Lynn to get her HONEST OPINION on a SERVICE SURVEY of her EXPERIENCE…Can we put you down for a 10 out of 10?! Will Dean be able to NEGOTIATE his way to a GOOD REVIEW?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An airline LOST Scott’s GOLF CLUBS, so he FIBBED about how much they COST to get a bigger REIMBURSEMENT CHECK! Well, Rog, the RENEGADE recovery specialist, calls Scott to say GOOD NEWS, we found your GOLF CLUBS! But, BAD NEWS, you owe US $2,000 for LYING dumbass! Will Scott’s LITTLE WHITE LIE have Rog seeing RED?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Anne’s trying to CLASS UP her NEIGHBORHOOD with a miniature MICHELANGELO’S DAVID in her FRONT YARD! Well, Rog, the HOA PRUDE, calls Anne to let her know the DEED RESTRICTIONS don’t allow displaying PORN on your PROPERTY so she’s getting a $150 FINE for each of her statue’s EXPOSED GENITALS!   Will Anne have to COVER David’s DINGUS?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

Linda was on VACATION having some HANKY PANKY time in the HOTEL ROOM with her HUSBAND, but found out later the REST of the HOTEL could see them DOING IT! Well, Dean, the HOSTILE hotel manager, calls Linda to confirm that YES, we did see you and NO we didn’t WANT TO, so Dean will have to CHARGE them for each person SCARED by their SHAMELESS DISPLAY!   Will Dean CHARGE Linda to DEATH or will she DIE...

Linda’s SEWER CAP busted, and it took the city over 2 YEARS to come out and FIX IT! Well Dean, the water district DUMBASS, calls Linda to let her know it might take a LITTLE LONGER to fix since there’s a SNAKE in the PIPE! But not to worry, they’ll get that SNAKE out for ONLY $249, and THEN they MIGHT fix her CAP! How will Linda like SNEAKY Dean’s SNAKE SCAM?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio....

Today’s SCAM VICTIM has 3 COMPUTER SYSTEMS, but until recently, she was only getting CHARGED for 1 of them! She and the COMPUTER PEOPLE went back and forth, but got it RESOLVED…Or so she THOUGHT! Dean, the CONDESCENDING collections guy, calls to say either she PAYS what she OWES now, or else Dean’s coming over to RIPE-OUT her INTERNET PERSONALLY! How will our SCAM VICTIM deal with DEAN’S DISCONNEC...

Nancy’s taken over organizing SCHOOL REUNIONS from a guy who DIED! Well, Dean, the HOTEL MANAGER who just HOSTED a recent REUNION, calls to say he doesn’t CARE that the guy DIED, he didn’t PAY! So, Nancy’s on the HOOK for the RENTAL BILL! How HEATED does this CALL get?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Henry OWNS a BUSINESS and one of his drivers REAR-ENDED someone, but not to worry, the INSURANCE with cover it, RIGHT? Well, Rog, the crash victim’s A-HOLE ATTORNEY, calls Henry to let him know the MEDICAL BILLS are $6,000 and GOING UP, and Henry’s on the HOOK for it, INSURANCE or NOT! How do we go from talking about BUSTED BUMPERS to BUSTING BONES?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listen...

Jackie’s internet provider OWES her MONEY, but they’ve taken over a MONTH to get it to her! Well, Dean, the internet INGRATE, has pulled up Jackie’s ACCOUNT and as it turns out SHE owes them MONEY because she can’t get enough RUSSIAN PORN! Just how CREEPY does this CALL get?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pat’s DAUGHTER’S friend stayed with them for 3 MONTHS, COMPLAINING about everything from the FOOD to how CLEAN the HOUSE was the WHOLE TIME! Well, Rog, the DEAD-BEAT daughter’s DAD, calls to say his daughter’s BACK in HOUSTON, and so is HE, so if Pat could take them BOTH in for a few more MONTHS, that would be REALLY GREAT! Will Pat BUCKLE under the PEER PRESSURE?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnyst...

Cindy’s on her way to COLD SPRINGS to CAMP, but she thinks the SITE she goes to plays FAVORITES with their RESERVATIONS! Well, Dean, the CREEPY camp COUNSELOR, calls Cindy to let her know that even though she’s had her reservation for MONTHS, it turns out Dean’s BROTHER-IN-LAW beat her to it, SOMEHOW, so she’s going to have to ROUGH IT somewhere ELSE! Will Cindy be pitching a TENT or a FIT by the...

Chuck wanted to PARK in an EMPLOYEES ONLY ZONE, but one of the EMPLOYEES asked him NOT TO, so he LOST IT! Well, Dean, the parking lot SECURITY CHIEF, calls Chuck to first ask him if he needs to see SOMEONE about his ANGER PROBLEMS, and then give him a LIFE-TIME BAN from the LOT! Will Chuck and Dean be taking this parking lot disagreement BACK to the PARKING LOT?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudi...

The HOUSE Keith’s RENTING is behind on its MORTGAGE, but he’s got a LEASE, so he and his LAWYER say he’s not going ANYWHERE! Well, Dean, the big bad BANK MAN, calls to ask Keith, as NICELY as he can, to just GET OUT and FIND another HOVEL to live in!  Will Keith be OUT in the COLD tonight?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dave LOVES to FISH, but he’s not as into SAFETY, he keeps getting WARNINGS about not having the RIGHT number of LIFE JACKETS! Well, Dean, the GAME WARDEN from HELL, calls to say enough is ENOUGH and Dave and his UNSAFE BUTT is BANNED from the LAKE for 6 MONTHS!   Will Dave’s HOBBY be SLEEPING with the FISHES?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Julie likes to FEED the BIRDS from her BALCONY, but the people BELOW her keep getting COVERED in BIRD POOP! Well, Dean, the HOA HEAVY HITTER, calls Julie to say either she stops FEEDING the BIRDS or he’s going to FEED her DEED to FISHES!   Will Julie’s PROPERTY VALUE be FREE FALLIN’?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sherri’s CABLE company DUG UP her BACKYARD to lay some LINES, without even letting her KNOW! Well, guess what? The GUYS are BACK to RUIN her GRASS again, this time having to KNOCK her FENCE down to get the BACKHOE in, letting the DOG get OUT, and there’s a $300 SERVICE FEE! But at least THIS TIME they call to let her know WHILE it’s HAPPENING! Will Dean have to DIG a HOLE for HIMSELF?! Listen and...

Rose ordered a REFRIGERATOR and needed it DELIVERED over the WEEKEND, but they sent it to the WRONG HOUSE, so she CANCELLED the whole THING! Well, Dean, the delivery DEVIANT, calls to say he’s got the FRIDE now and either it’s going in Rose’s HOUSE or ON Rose’s LAWN! Will Rose be able to keep her COOL on this CALL?! Listen and FIND OUT!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.