Dead Is Better

Hey peoples! We had to go on a rona break but we're back! We got a doozy of a show for you today! We go all kinds of off the rails this time. There's much discussion, including how Netflix now sucks, horror drinking buddies, and the plethora of absurd Amityville movies that exist. Eventually, we get to today's movie Don't F*** In The Woods 2. Once again, solid advice right there.

Hey peoples! We got another package here for you! A Scare Package! That's right, today we're doing Scare Package II: Rad Chad's Revenge! That's right! They took Scare Package and added even more... umm... Package! Check it out!

Happy new year peoples! We have a package for you. A Scare Package! This is a horror anthology that has 7 times the story and 100% more Joe Bob Briggs than your average horror movie. So join us as we head on over to Rad Chad's Horror Emporium! By the way, can we borrow a couple bucks for our late fees?

Ho ho ho horror peoples! It's Christmas time, and we got a new episode to stuff right in your stocking! Today, we talk about the infamous Silent Night Deadly Night Part 2! It's actually 2 movies for the price of one! You know, since half this movie is scenes from the previous one. Anyway, join us as we review a movie that not only celebrates Christmas, but also excessive eyebrow movement and, of c...

We're back, peoples! Everyone was sick for a while, but now we're ready to turn those frowns upside down with the movie Smile! Definitely a movie that lives up to its name. Yup. There's smiles in that thar movie. There's other stuff, too, but based on the title, I'm pretty sure the focus is supposed to be smiles. It's the smileyest movie that ever smiled for sure.

Happy Thanksgiving peoples! Grab some turkey and gravy and we'll provide the Bruce Campbellberry sauce with today's movie, Black Friday! Yup, the yearly Thanksgiving shopping tradition that is basically already a horror movie is now actually a horror movie. Join us as we dig in! We even won't make you sit at the kids table!

Strap in peoples, we got a doozy for you today! Dead Is Better superfan, horror guru, and all around groovy human being Tim is back and he brought us John Carpenter's Body Bags! This one has something for everyone. Formaldehyde martinis, slashers, horror icons galore, gore, aliens, and even Mark Hamill's butt. Join us!

Today we answer some questions submitted by you, the listeners. All 5 of you. Also, we give our thoughts on the recent Hellraiser reboot. We have such sights to show you. You know, like the line from the movie. But, this is an audio podcast so... I guess it's more like we have such noises to show you. Mostly immature banter. Anyway, give it a listen won't you?

We're back today with Milfs vs Zombies (aka 4 Milfs vs Zombies if you're on Tubi). Boy howdy this one was a humdinger. Yup. Definitely a movie we watched with our eye holes. Really all you need to know about this one is right there in the title. So, yeah. Ummmm... New episode! Yay!

We're back! Today we have a movie that strives to answer one of life's greatest questions: is it easier to just go and build yourself a girlfriend? Answer: according to this movie, yes. Apparently Ikea women are a thing. Who knew? Anyhow, today we re-view Herbert West's re-turn in Bride Of Re-Animator!

We're back peoples! Today we join Jamie Foxx and Snoop Dogg slaying vampires on the Day Shift! This one's got it all folks! Violence, gore, jokes, kung fu, gun fu, fang fu, strangely hot contortionist vampire chicks, and Snoop as a vampire killing cowboy with a mini-gun! What more could you ask for?

Today we take a look at a movie where Martin Freeman goes on an epic journey across a far away land. No, not that one. We're talking about Cargo. This one has zombies instead of orcs. And a heart wrenching father/daughter story like a certain Korean zombie flick. But hey! At least we don't cry while talking about this one! Check it out!

Ah, the 2000s. A time of nü metal, movies looking like music videos, and adding "2000" to things to let you know they're super edgy. All those things have come together to give us today's movie, Dracula X-Treme Nitro 2000 presented by MTV and Surge! I mean... just Dracula 2000. Same difference. Yeah, it was a dark, stupid time for movies...

We're back today with a movie that has a very important message. Don't F*** In The Woods! Join us as we discuss this low budget horror that's full of boobs, boobs, more boobs, booty, boobs, booty, booty, boobs and... ummm... oh yeah, a monster that is the ultimate cock blocker.

Today we talk about possibly the most 90s movie ever. You know, the one where Edward Furlong plays a social misfit with an absent mother and ends up battling a technological monstrosity who is out to destroy his life. No, not T2. The other one. Brainscan. Boy, young Edward Furlong really didn't get along with technology did he?

We're back! And today we've got some cryptid combat! A mythical melee! A sasquatch slobberknocker! A beastial brawl! A... ummmm... monster... fight... or something. Today we talk Bigfoot vs wendigos in Dawn Of The Beast!

Hey peoples! Today we re-joice as Jade has re-turned as we re-view Re-Animator! Also we discuss music choices in the Upside Down, gripe about a particular trailer that has bummed us out, and Jade and Tony torture Andrew with references to one of the most horrible things in existence....*shudder* Creed

We're back! Well, some of us are back. Jade was out sick this episode (but we still at least called him up to bother him anyway). Today we talk about the Irish vampire flick Boys From County Hell! How do you deal with an Irish vampire you may ask? Well surprisingly the answer doesn't involve whiskey, potatoes, or even a shillelagh. Who knew? Anyhow, we also discuss personal slasher mask selection,...

Well, we're back peoples! Physically at least. Mentally we checked out long ago. We're all over the place with this one! We talk about our personal killing soundtracks, put questionable things on our browser histories, and have a bit of a disagreement over the movie Creep. SPOILER: Derrick is wrong.

We're back and today we're taking a look at another Italian film, Netflix's The Binding! Unfortunately I've already used up all my Italian jokes a couple episodes ago soooo.... ummm... yeah. Please listen? We're like funny and offensive and stuff.

It's episode 69 (giggity) and hoo boy do we got a humdinger today folks! We're continuing on our cinematic world tour, the most violent world tour since the 1940s. We're moving on to the COUNTRY of Taiwan (screw you John Cena) with today's movie, The Sadness! This one is pretty insane. It's like if a Slayer song and a Cannibal Corpse song had angry sex and the resulting offspring was a movie that...

Stock up on pasta and garlic because today we got a film from the far off land of Italy! Today-a we talk-a about-a A Classic Horror Story! You no listen our podcast-a I break-a you face! Capiche? It's a spicy meat-a ball-a! Umm... other stereotypical Italian phrases! Forgetaboutit! Ok. I'm done. Just listen to the episode please.

We're back! We skipped a week again because Andrew was recovering from injuries sustained from a game of Guess Who that got out of hand, but all is well now. At least until the ensuing trial. Anyhowser... today we talk about the New Zealand grim fest, Coming Home In The Dark. This one was a doozy!

We're back peoples! There was a two week unplanned hiatus but thanks to weak extradition laws and a file baked into a birthday cake we managed to get free. Today we go over horror headlines, talk about overrated horror characters, and review the Irish horror comedy Extra Ordinary. We laughed. We cried. We vomited ectoplasm.

We all know air travel sucks. The security check, the bad food, the rude passengers, the vampires... it's just the worst! Today we talk about the Netflix original movie Blood Red Sky. In this movie there may be a vampire infestation and terrorists on the plane, but at least they aren't flying Spirit Airlines right?