Dead Is Better

We're back peoples! And we got another Argentinian treat for you from the same guys who brought you When Evil Lurks. Today we talk about Terrified, the movie that answers the question of "What would happen if you had 3 episodes of the X Files all happening in one neighborhood at the same time?" I can't be the only one who has wondered that, right?

Wow, we got ourselves a humdinger for you today, folks. Thanks to our favorite embalmer in the whole wide world, Shannon, today we're talking about the cinematic masterpiece that is Zombie Boobies... I mean STRIPPERS! Zombie Strippers! Not since Schindler's List has there been such a moving piece of cinema. And as a bonus, Tony goes off the rails for a bit with stories from his childhood that he s...

Happy Festivus, Merry Christmas and Merry Kissmyass! It's jingly bell times, and as a gift to all 5 of you loyal listeners, we watched the big kahuna of bad movies. We've been dancing around it for years, but for you, dear listeners, we suffered the glorious disasterpiece that is Troll 2! Listen to our sanity unravel as we talk about one of the best worst movies ever. Enjoy, and have a happy whate...

We got a doozy here all the way from Argentina. Today we find out what happens When Evil Lurks. And just wow. I honestly don't even know what to say here. We make our usual jokes and stuff because if we stopped joking, I think we'd die. Kinda like if a shark stops swimming. We're joke sharks. But seriously, no disrespect to this one. Spoiler: it's a banger. Listen in to find out why.

We're back and we got Cooties! No, not the kind you get from spring break in Tijuana. The movie about zombie grade schoolers written by a team up of the guy who wrote Saw and one of the writers from Glee. Yes really. It's our most kid killingest movie yet!

We're back peoples! Today's movie is what happens when an anthology movie and an improv class get a little too frisky and forget to use a rubber. Today we talk about the Shudder original, Sacre Me.

We're back and today we talk about a movie that is definitely a film we watched. Yup. It sure was. We watched the ridiculously titled Natty Knocks aka Bill Moseley needed a paycheck. In the movie "lore" Natty may knock only nine times but we certainly knock this movie way more than that.

We're back peoples! And so is uber hot goth demon Angela who just won't let the party die! Yup. We're doing Night of the Demons 2: 2 Demon 2 Furious. Does this movie party harder than Andrew W. K. on coke or is it lamer than my 14th birthday where no one showed up? Listen and find out!

Hey peoples! Tonight we're gonna party! When a super hot goth chick invites you to a party, you definitely go right? I mean, sure it's in an abandoned funeral home. And yeah, she sometimes sounds suspiciously like Dr Claw. And maybe there's an evil dragon skeleton ghost. But you heard me when I said hot goth chick right? Thought so. Anyway, today we review Night of the Demons. And as a bonus, supe...

Hoo boy peoples. This one is a doozy. I know some of you may watch this movie because of this episode, and I sincerely apologize. What can I even say here about Llamageddon without the benefit of poop emojis and a dumpster fire gif? But we did have some fun tearing this movie apart, much like my will to live as I watched it so there's that. And we did develop the film theory of The Danzig Effect a...

We're back peoples! Today we got another fan pick! I know right? We actually still have fans! Will wonders never cease. Anyways, our embalmer friend Shannon has picked the 2006 James Gunn 80s B movie homage Slither. This one's got zombies, rednecks, a rabid undead deer puppet, and more brain slugs than you can shake a Nathan Fillion at. What more could you ask for?

Hey! We're back again! And we have tales for you. No, not From the Crypt. Although that would be cool. Damn, now I wanna watch that. Anyway, today we got Tales of Halloween! This one's got everything. Slashers, aliens, neighbors from hell, and more horror cameos than you can shake a severed limb at. But is it any good? Listen and find out.

Well, it's been a while but we're back. Sorry for the sporadic activity, but personal life things are going on. We may not be posting as regularly as before for a bit but I assure you we aren't going anywhere. Anyhow, Dead Snow 2! Twice the dead and double the snow! If you see one Norwegian nazi zombie movie this year... well you should probably watch the original Dead Snow first... but then stron...

Well, here it is folks. Our 100th movie review. It's been a long strange trip to this point and we got a doozy for you today. Vampire cowboys, Devon Sawa, Eli Roth, Julian Sands, a brothel, and that hot goth chick from Blair Witch 2. Sounds like the ingredients for a great movie right? Well, now add cinematic disaster master Glenn Danzig to the mix. What do you get? You get the oh so pretentiously...

We're back and in the words of Staind "Its been a while". Today we talk about a movie where some people find some cursed gold and have to fend off the undead horde that is out to reclaim it. No, not the Johnny Depp pirate movie. This one has nazi zombies, not ghost pirates. And it's Norwegian. And it does gore and violence in a way Disney would never have the cajones to do. That's right. We're tal...

Hey peoples! Today we talk about that movie where an evil video game alters reality in horrible ways for the person playing it. No, not Brainsacan. Or Stay Alive. Or that crappy Hellraiser sequel. Or... wow, they've really run this trope into the ground haven't they? No, today's movie is Netflix's Choose or Die. Generic movie title, but the perfect thing to say to your wife when she won't tell you...

We're back peoples! Episodes may be sporadic as we head into summer and new work schedules, but rest assured, we will continue to semi regularly put out the content you all have come to know and tolerate indifferently. Anyway, today we talk about Barbarian (SPOILERS). Which, despite what you may believe, in NO WAY involves Conan the Barbarian. I know, I was shocked too. Also, Tony's cat may or may...

Today a-haunting we will go! We're checking out the 2019 movie Haunt. This is why you never go into a haunted house attraction that makes you sign a waiver.

Today is a special occasion folks! We have a special guest in the studio! Andrew's nephew Chaz joins us today meaning that all 2 people who actually still listen to this show have made appearances as guests! And to celebrate we're taking a look at the giant middle finger to Disney that is Winnie The Pooh: Blood And Honey! Does this slasher satisfy the rumbly in our tumbly for gore and carnage? Lis...

Hey peoples! It's time to tuck you in for the night, and Dead Is Better will sing you a lullaby. Well, maybe not so much sing you a lullaby. More like rip on a movie called Lullaby. But that's close enough, right? I thought so.

Hey kids! Have you ever wanted to see horrible things happen to that annoying youtuber that you can't stand? Well have we got a movie for you! Deadstream! What could be more fun than watching a web content creator get tormented by the supernatural, right? (Don't forget to like and subscribe to our podcast and enable notifications)

Well, today we're lost in a corn field being chased by killer scarecrows with the movie Husk. There is no appearance by He Who Walks Behind The Rows in this one. But, I can definitely say with all confidence that if Dorothy had met one of THESE scarecrows, The Wizard of Oz would have been a way cooler movie.

We're back! Today, we look at what happens when you get a bunch of psychics together at a hotel where their "friend" that they all hate killed himself. Oh, and despite the fact that they're psychic, they have no idea they're all going to be killed by puppets. Yup. We're taking a look at Puppet Master, a movie that completely dropped the ball on using one of Metallica's greatest songs as the theme...

What do you do when your clearly mentally unstable ex-wife disappears for two years, only to come back with a new guy, some hippy dippy new beliefs, and invites you and your new girlfriend to a dinner party at your old home? Well, if you're Will from today's movie, The Invitation, you think there isn't anything even mildly suspicious about it, and it will make for a jolly good time. I, however, th...

We're back, peoples! I know this episode is a bit late, but you know what they say: better late than pregnant. Anyways, today's special is a large Italian 80s splatter fest with extra cheese. We're talking about the 1985 Lamberto Bava film, Demons! It doesn't get much more 80s than this one!