Dead Is Better

Hey kids! We're back! Do you like Mississippi delta blues AND vampires? Well you're in luck! Today we take a look at Sinners! Is this a fangtastic film or does it suck worse than my vampire puns? Listen and find out.

It's been a while but we're back. Today to honor the late great Ozzy Osbourne we're taking a look at the only horror movie he ever actually had a role in, 1986's Trick Or Treat. RIP Ozzy.

We're back! We think we might have the recording problems solved. Yay for us! At least we aren't having the type of studio problems that the Foo Fighters are having in today's movie Studio 666!

Just when you thought we were gone forever, we have returned! Kinda like every slasher villian ever. Or herpes. The point is you can't get rid of us that easily. Anyways, sorry for the long absence. It's hard for Andrew to edit episodes while having a mental breakdown. But we finally got him out of that tree and now we bring you our thoughts on the cinematic disasterpiece that is Crackcoon!

Normally this is where I'd make some dick and fart jokes about the episode but the technical difficulties gremlin got us again, hence the long absence. Our microphone decided to be evil and the sound quality of this episode was really loud, buzzy, and bad. I've done my best to fix it but can only do so much as I am technologically illiterate. Hope you enjoy the show anyway. Oh yeah, we watched Smi...

We're back! Today's movie is possibly the weirdest origin story for Professor X we've ever seen. Or at least thats what Andrew thinks due to a combination of head injuries and ADD. He thinks all James Macavoy movies are prequels to X Men. Anyways... Today we speak a whole lot about Speak No Evil.

Ho ho ho! Ho ho ho! Now that I'm done describing the hosts of The View, merry Yulemas everyone! We got a holiday stocking stuffer for you today, just in time for Christmas. In addition to Tony professing his undying love for Nickelback, today we talk about the new holiday horror It's A Wonderful Knife. Have a listen and from all of us at Dead Is Better have a happy holiday season. And if you don't...

We're back and it's Pooh-in' time! Wait... that didn't sound right... anyways. We watched Winnie The Pooh: Blood And Honey 2. We also forced friend of the podcast and Andrew's nephew Chaz to watch it and join us as punishment for having us watch the first one. It's called payback Chaz! So how does this one stack up against the cinematic disasterpiece that was the original? Listen and find out!

We're back and looking for thrills. Cheap thrills to be specific. And preferably ones that don't lead to legal issues or having to use special shampoo on your downstairs. So we'll just watch a movie called Cheap Thrills instead and call it good. Ever wonder what it would be like if the sports guy from Anchorman started paying you to do Jackass stunts only for it to spiral out of control? Well that...

We're back! We got a very special show for you today! We have special guest, longtime fan and official embalmer of the Dead is Better podcast Shannon on the show! And to add to that awesomeness we're celebrating the 20th anniversary of Shaun of the Dead by spending the episode talking about how freaking awesome it is. So get the car, go to your mum's, kill Phillip, get Liz, go to the Winchester, t...

We're back! Did you ever want to watch Nic Cage act 100% serious and not at all over the top in a post apocalyptic family drama with evil furry Stretch Armstrong creatures? No? Neither did we. But we watched Arcadian anyway. Listen to our analysis of the least Nic Cagiest Nic Cage movie and be sure to tune in next time for a very special guest!

We're back and it's about to get all Freaky up in here! Because we watched Freaky. And 2 of the 3 of us recently escaped from a traveling freak show, but mostly it's the movie thing. You know how at some point every one of us has said "I wish there was a Freaky Friday style horror movie where Vince Vaughn acts like a teenage girl for most of the run time"? No? Just me? Well here it is anyway. Chec...

We're back and we got big news! We watched a movie! I know right!? Shocking revelation here! Oh, yeah. Tony got engaged too. Sorry ladies and that one weird homeless guy. Jes off the market until his fiancee comes to her senses. Anyways. We watched Abigail and we can't say much about it without major spoilers so watch it first and then come back here for our scintillating and oh so witty analysis....

Hey! We're back! Today we go on a nature hike. In A Violent Nature to be exact! See what I did there? Ha ha... anyways... Ever wonder what it'd be like if they turned a walking simulator into a horror movie? Me either. But you definitely get to see a slasher get his cardio workout in this one. Check it out.

We're back finally! Sorry for the brief hiatus to both of you who ten. Andrew had to learn how to use a whole new editing program and, well, learning isn't exactly his thing. Anyways, today we talk about Totally Killer, which is what you get when you cross Back to the Future, Scream, and any number of 80s high school movies

We got a doozy today folks. Motorcycle zombie? Check. Zombie boyscouts? Check. Questionable romance between a mentally disabled man and a severed head? Check. Graveyard sex? That's a big ol check! That's right, it could only be Cemetery Man!

M-O-O-N that spells we finished The Stand! Join us as we discuss the finer points of back alley surgery, care for the elderly (don't let em go a wanderin'), and Trashcan Man being the hero we needed all along. Also, Stephen King still can't write an ending.

M-O-O-N! That spells new episode! You ever wonder if Lutenant Dan, Patrick from SpongeBob and mime Rob Lowe could survive the 2020 pandemic? I know I have! And youre in luck because today we talk about the first half of The Stand. Only the first half because it's really frigging long (that's what she said)!

Another episode already? Yup. What did you do to deserve this? Oh, you know full well what you did. And we're not mad, just disappointed. As punishment you have to listen to us talk about today's movie The Dark and the Wicked. Maybe next time you'll think twice. SMH.

Attention passengers! We're back! Expect a bumpy road ahead as we talk about today's road trip from hell, The Passenger! It's a heartwarming tale of one poor sap's really REALLY bad day at work and the amateur traveling life coach who takes him under his wing to try to guide him to a better tomorrow. And murders. There's, like, some gruesome murders in there too. Fun!

Hey! We didn't get canceled! It's a miracle! Today's movie is about how it only takes one little prick to cause big problems. We talk about our pointiest creature feature yet, Splinter.

Well, here it is folks. The episode that will undoubtedly get us canceled. Or at least it would if more people actually listened to us. Languishing in obscurity for the win! Anyway, today we talk about The Blackening.

It's been a while (beenawhiiile), but we're back! Sorry, we were on house arrest. But in our defense, the sign specified shirt and shoes were required. It said nothing about pants! Anyhoo... coincidentally enough today's movie is about the horrors of house arrest. Housebound!

We're finally back! Ever wonder what it would be like if the dude from Psych wrote and directed a movie that was a combination of Waiting, The Strangers, and a bit of Texas Chainsaw 2? Yeah, me either. But thats what we got with today's movie, Gravy!

We're going a little trip today, peoples! A Hell Trip as a matter of fact. All the way to Africa for this one. Im not sure, but Africa may be owed an apology after this flick. Stay tuned after the show if you've ever been curious about what kind of auditory jackassery usually gets cut from the show for pacing or time, but this time I decided to throw some back in at the end for funsies.