Dead Ends

It’s the end of season 3! It’s a truly ridiculous and silly ending as we get a conclusion to Griffons and Gargoyles, learn about Penelope’s plans, Hiram fights Archie, Betty learns the Farms ultimate plan, the pretty poisons suit up, we get a new Charles and Alice gets exonerated? We’ll be starting Chilling Adventures of Sabrina part 2 next week, watch the first two episodes! Our amazing cover art...

We’re almost at the end of the season and thankfully it continues to be good. We discuss Archie’s boxing career, Jones family game night, Cheryl and Toni being wishy washy about the Farm, Betty finding out big secrets and the return of the Black Hood. Our amazing cover art is by vedrinic and you can follow them at https://vedrinic.tumblr.com Episode 34 content warning: drugs, murder, child abuse,...

There’s a hot new cult leader in town and Betty’s the only one brave enough to interview him one on one. We also get the a serpent boxer team up, Gladys arming children, Alice in a new white pantsuit, farmies talking to the dead, and Betty kidnapping her mom. Our amazing cover art is by vedrinic and you can follow them at https://vedrinic.tumblr.com Episode 33 content warning: drugs, murder, child...

It's time for Big Fun, Big Fun! We are delivered to amazing episodes this week to save us from the middle of the season drought. We discuss the characters actually having character arcs, the main characters having plots together, the ups and downs of Cheryl and Toni, chemistry between Archie and Josie, the amazing Heathers the Musical music and the big reveal at the end of the episode! The be...

Another week of us scratching our heads and wondering how did we end up with these plotlines? We discuss how the main 4 never talk to each other, Jughead failing as a leader, Veronica being evil while trying to get her parents to go straight, Archie adopting an evil child, Kevin's weird turn to the Farm, and our big annoyance over Cheryl and Toni fighting. Our amazing cover art is by vedrinic...

We make lemonade out of some lemons this week. We discuss the show brushing over huge details, why Betty is the more accurate Marlow, FP as sheriff, Toni getting erased in her own story, Hal continuing to show up even though he has no business being here, and why Archie feels so disconnected from the rest of the show. Our amazing cover art is by vedrinic and you can follow them at https://vedrinic...

We hit some low points this week as Riverdale picks up from a midseason break and starts spinning its wheels. We discuss the long awaited bear attack, the increased separation between our main characters, Archie refusing to learn the right lessons, Jughead crossing lines and scolding the serpents, Betty living through hell (but trying her best to change it), and Veronica and Reggie's romantic...

Riverdale gets really ridiculous and we’re having an extra good time with it (with some big caveats). We discuss Hiram’s strange plan, Archie trying to get himself killed, connections to East of Eden and Death of a Salesman, Veronica’s big casino night, the haphazard storytelling of the Sisters of Quiet Mercy and the history of women’s incarceration, and spotty character writing. Our amazing cover...

Things are constantly happening on Riverdale but this week things are really popping off. We have a prison break, Jughead getting way into G&G (and then forgetting about it), Archie leaving town and Betty getting to the bottom of all the parents fishy behavior. They also lock up Betty for being right! Our amazing cover art is by vedrinic and you can follow them at https://vedrinic.tumblr.com E...

It’s the hot new thing in town; Gryphons & Gargoyles. People are saying kids are dying from it & have even gotten hurt in the past. They’re saying it’s so addicting and is enabling kids to hurt each other. I hope none of the parents have a super secret past playing this thing… Also Archie is caught in an underground prison fight ring. Our amazing cover art is by vedrinic and you can follow...

It’s good to be back in Riverdale! We cover Archie’s trial and subsequent jailing at the super max juvenile prison. We also discuss the supposed accuracy of juvenile court, Alice’s turn into the crunchy movement, FPs slutty little glasses, Griffins and Gargoyles, and how everyone’s shirt is constantly popping off. We also learn about Sesame Park and all the muppet friends that occupy the Canadian...

We wrap up part 1 of Sabrina with a cataclysmic ghost parade and a holiday special! We discuss Sabrina and Harvey’s separation, all the mortals finding out about Sabrina, Nicks devotion, Sabrina turning to the dark side, creepy Yule demons, and folklore and Christian saints that inform the Christmas special. Our amazing cover art is by vedrinic and you can follow them at https://vedrinic.tumblr.co...

We’ve got a great two parter this week! We discuss Sabrina trying to spare Harvey from any hurt and royally messing up, what it means to help other people, when you’re going against their wishes and when you can’t fix things. We also talk about the various sibling relationships, Dorothea getting Susie to do mischief, and Blackwood being the worst. Our amazing cover art is by vedrinic and you can f...

Happy feast of feast everyone! We’re excited to gather around the table, enjoy the sacrifice of a witch and engage in old misogynist traditions made new. Plus we also get a special exorcism of one Jesse Putnam as a treat! Plenty of Catholic ideas to go around for your formerly Catholic hosts to discuss. Our amazing cover art is by vedrinic and you can follow them at https://vedrinic.tumblr.com Epi...

We're finally back! We discuss Sabrina starting witch academy, witch hazing, possessed uncles, bad nightmares and sleep demons, and the introduction of one Nicholas Scratch. Our amazing cover art is by vedrinic and you can follow them at https://vedrinic.tumblr.com Episode 21 content warnings: bullying, hazing, religion, Catholicism, misogyny, toxic masculinity, patriarchy, death, murder, emo...

Sabrina starts to go against the church and we start to see just how Catholic the whole witch society is. We discuss how men have assumed leadership in the Church of Night, the matriarchy of the Spellman household, our love of Ambrose, Prudence being the most savvy character so far, Daniel Webster attorney at law, and what led to the Spellman parents getting two conflicting baptisms. We also have...

We kick off our coverage of the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina! We talk about our history with the show, production background of the show & the differences between this and its cousin Riverdale. We also discuss the coming of age story, the fun witchcraft, the way witchiness & paganism are woven into the world, & how much fun the new Ms Wardwell is. Our amazing cover art is by vedrinic...

We end Riverdale season 2 with a fight for the town followed by a smaltzy finale. We discuss the 47 plotlines happening in chapter 34, Cheryl being a superhero, Jugheads failed sacrifice, the Cooper women fighting back, Hermione being used by Hiram, Ethel once again not being a character, FP being fair weather, and the big cliffhanger. Next week we start the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina with epi...

Exciting episodes as we are one week away from the finale. We discuss the various prisoners, whether Chic’s telling the truth, Betty giving in to the “darkness,” Archie going all in on Hiram and reversing course, Cheryl supporting Betty, and Veronica stepping away from her family. Our amazing cover art is by vedrinic and you can follow them at https://vedrinic.tumblr.com Episode 17 content warning...

It’s time for Kevin’s big play! We discuss the play adaptations of Carrie, why it’s so important for Cheryl, the mishandling of Ethel and the characters reaching a place of forgiveness. But first we cover Archie walking down a dark path, Choni’s big kiss, Hiram’s empire crumbling, Chic getting the Cooper family into trouble and some heavy discussion on conversion therapy (a chapter is listed for t...

Another fantastic week of Riverdale and we get a good discussion out of it! We discuss the Betty and Chic confrontations, Archie and Hiram and right wing ideology, Fred being an absolute hero, Jughead doing fantastic this week, Cheryl and Toni (yay!) and Cheryl’s horrifying plot (no!), and Veronica coming to terms with living among the people her family hurts. Our amazing cover art is by vedrinic...

What’s a better idea to escape your problems than getting away to a cabin? Hold on I’m getting word that your problems still remain with you. O well, might as well make things as awkward as possible on the trip then. We discuss the Vughead kiss, telling towns people you’re alone at the cabin, Cheryl coming out, Kevin and Josey having terrible parents, burying bodies and the Poe of it all. Our amaz...

We have two fantastic and ridiculous episodes this week! We discuss homoeroticism and wrestling, Hiram and Archie’s pissing contest, Veronica's confirmation, Kevin beating Archie at wrestling, Jugheads white savior complex, Betty and Chic’s weird turn, and the best character name on Riverdale (maybe television?). We also talk a lot about our Catholic upbringings. Our amazing cover art is by v...

It’s Christmas time in Riverdale which mostly means exes exchange gifts but don’t replace the love notes they wrote before they broke up. We discuss Barchie, the lackluster Joseph Conway plot, Veronica being brought in by her parents, why the serpents are happy to move schools, Jughead throwing a fit about his serpent jacket, and Chic being the creepiest dude on the planet. We also head down memor...

An interesting episode setup unfortunately doesn’t mean a great episode and we both find the episodes a bit weak. We discuss the thin horror premises, guest start Tony Todd, bad depictions of gay romance, Alice stepping back into her snake skin, the infamous serpent dance & unpack what makes an interesting relationship conflict. Our amazing cover art is by vedrinic and you can follow them at h...