So Below Media

Date Card

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Recapping and discourse about The Bachelor franchise and beyond through a queer, b*tchy, silly goofy lens. Follow our podcast page for memes @datecardpod Email inquiries to datecardthepodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @datecardpodcastProducer: Jenna VesperArt: Olivia Zakes Green Photography oliviazakesgreen.comMusic: Jed Overly https://www.flowcode.com/page/jeddyjamesProud podcast of So Below Media#bachelor #bachelorette #bachelorinparadise #comedy #recap

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Aug 15, 2025

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Episodes

S5E5 - Out with The Old (noun:Clare)...in with the Tayshia 12.11.2020

Episode Notes We are back, even though we never actually left (Jenna needs to get off Instagram now) to breakdown everything that happened on the premiere of Tayshia's season of The Bachelorette. We dissect the actions of the old men, the new men, and the nude men. And dare we say it...we have some fun doing it. Thank you election results for the dopamine. Dr. Logan Levkoffs article on Blake https...

S5E4 - Clare and Present Danger 29.10.2020

Despite the crumbling American Democracy, Danika and Jenna are back to recap this weeks episode of The Bachelorette. Why? Because this is our gross, unhealthy coping mechanism. Anyways join us as we roast some men, and ponder Clare's edit. And stay tuned for our Date Card Voices Segment at the end! Thank you to Marlen, Angela, and Katrina. Follow us! IG: @datecardpod Twitter: @datecardpodcast @jen...

S5E3 - Live Laugh Dodgeball 22.10.2020

Danika and Jenna are back to break down another episode of The Bachelorette featuring...for now... Clare Crawley. And ya'll week two of her journey was a little bit strange, a little bit boring, and a lot bit an excerpt from a self help book. We also update you on Bachelor Nations worst Garrett and urge you to get a #nomoregarretts sticker. Follow us! IG: @datecardpod Twitter: @datecardpodcast @je...

S5E2 - Be CLAREful what you wish for 15.10.2020

BACHELORETTES BACK ALRIGHT!! Sorry. But we're excited! And grateful...not sure how much longer we could have existed in the off season to beat all off seasons. Sit back and relax as Danika and Jenna recap night one of what is likely to be The Most Dramatic Season Ever. Stay tuned after the drunk white women to listen in on the first official Date Card Pod Voices segment, and thank you to Shanice (...

S5E1 - Men In Bach with Jaimi King 12.10.2020

We survived the 2020 off season...barely...and now we have a fresh new season of The Bachelorette, staring Clare Crawley...and Tayshia Adams? To help us make sense of what’s happening in Bachelor Nation and to dissect the men vying for these women’s hearts, we welcome Jaimi King (Bachelor S21 & BIP S4) to the podcast! She expertly and hilariously helps us decide who’s hot and who’s short. Make...

S4E17 - We BEN knew 27.09.2020

In this episode Jenna and Danika catch up on Bachelor Nations worst mask wearing members, and get ready for the upcoming season...mentally. BUT we also discuss emotional abuse, cancel culture, and Jenna's phone conversation with Ben Higgins. It's a heavy convo. But needed. Follow us! IG: @datecardpod Twitter: @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Art: Victor X Blackthorne Music: Bensoun...

S4E16 - Reality Nick 20.07.2020

Danika and Jenna are back to catch up, get annoyed, roast Nick Viall, and remind everyone listening to WEAR A MASK AND DEFUND THE POLICE. Follow us! IG: @datecardpod Twitter: @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Art: Victor X Blackthorne Music: Bensounds.com Thanks to So Below Media! Support Date Card by contributing to their tip jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/date-card Find out mo...

S4E15 - No more Garretts please 22.06.2020

Bachelor Nation (and the country) has had A FUCKING MONTH...and we're here to break it all down. Starting at minute 37, we feature 4 recordings from Black fans of the Bachelor franchise, who graciously share their thoughts and feelings with us. Thank you so much to the following: Sydnie @sydtierra venmo @sydnietierra Devin @devinrutland venmo @Devin-Rutland Toni @tonaaaaaaay cashapp $tonichapman97...

S4E14 - Racism in Bachelor Nation 25.05.2020

To say there is racism prevalent in The Bachelor franchise is like saying water is wet. This week we discuss the recent events in Bach Nation regarding Hannah Brown and the fallout. Earlier last week, we put a call to action for black fans of the franchise to record their thoughts and experiences as a viewer. The majority (starting at minute 17:23) of the episode is those recordings, so please lis...

S4E13 - Listen To Your Fart 10.05.2020

Danika and Jenna dip their toes back into the Bachelor jacuzzi after a little break. The world is on fire and frankly so is Bach Nation. So lets talk about it. Follow us! IG: @datecardpod Twitter: @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Art: Victor X Blackthorne Music: Bensounds.com Thanks to So Below Media! Support Date Card by donating to their Tip Jar: https://tips.pinecast.com/jar/dat...

S4E12 - Shrimp on the Barb 12.03.2020

We did it. We survived Peter. He literally made your hosts sick for almost the entire season, and he divided a nation. But we did it. Join us as we break down the two night finasco, Barb, our queen Hannah Ann, and stay tuned for more bonus episodes as we get ready for Clare's season! Follow us! IG: @datecardpod Twitter: @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Art: Victor X Blackthorne Mus...

S4E11 - The Women Yell All 05.03.2020

Well this might have been one of the busiest weeks in Bachelor nation history...a new Bachelorette, a packed Rose ceremony/Women Tell All, we attended Bachelor Live on Stage, and we almost got canceled. Join hosts Jenna and Danika as they recap/drink it all. Follow us! IG: @datecardpod Twitter: @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Art: Victor X Blackthorne Music: Bensounds.com Thanks t...

S4E10 - The episode where Jenna likes Victoria 26.02.2020

The devil works hard but The Bachelor producers work harder. And this week they not only destroyed Madi but they humanized Victoria F...kinda. Huge thank you to guest host Connie for joining the podcast and breaking down all the fantasy suite drama! Follow us! IG: @datecardpod Twitter: @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Art: Victor X Blackthorne Music: Bensounds.com Thanks to So Belo...

S4E9 - Pilot Feet 19.02.2020

Country Roads, Take Me Home. To The Place, I DON'T Belong. Cause lets be real Peter Weber doesn't belong at any of these hometowns. Yet (almost) four families welcomed The Bachelor into their homes. And the cringe. Oh the cringe. Join hosts Jenna, Danika, and her BF Andrew (as a treat)...as they break it all down. Listen to the end for some good finale theories and our dissection of Victoria Fasci...

S4E8 - This is 'fun' 12.02.2020

This week our emotional pilot Peter Weber must WINDLE down his final ladies... from 6 to 4. And gosh he sure does it in a strange way. Good thing Jenna and Danika are here to break down The Bachelor and joke about masturbation. Again. Follow us! IG: @datecardpod Twitter: @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Art: Victor X Blackthorne Music: Bensounds.com Thanks to So Below Media! Suppor...

S4E7 - Two girls one Peter 07.02.2020

ABC made us watch two more hours of The Bachelor this week and I'm not sure who gave them the right. So naturally we're back to tell you, our friends, the ways in which Peter Weber messed up again. Follow us! IG: @datecardpod Twitter: @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Art: Victor X Blackthorne Music: Bensounds.com Thanks to So Below Media! Support Date Card by contributing to their...

S4E6 - Breaking a Bachelor 05.02.2020

Join your hosts Danika and Jenna as they breakdown...oh and also they breakdown 3 hours of this finasco. Peter Weber probably won't go down as the best Bachelor in franchise history, but his season will never be forgotten. #neverforget Follow us! IG: @datecardpod Twitter: @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Art: Victor X Blackthorne Music: Bensounds.com Thanks to So Below Media! Suppo...

S4E5 - What happens in Vegas is brought up on TV 29.01.2020

Week 4 of The Bachelor featuring Peter Weber came to play! This episode has more rollercoaster moments than Victorias date at the abandoned amusement park! And Jenna and Danika are here for it!!! Follow us! IG: @datecardpod Twitter: @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Art: Victor X Blackthorne Music: Bensounds.com Thanks to So Below Media! Support Date Card by contributing to their ti...

S4E4 - Can we get two glasses of Finasco please? 22.01.2020

HOLY FINASCO BATMAN! Week 3 of Peter Weber's journey to find a wife is full of messy drama, words we've never heard before, and pillow princesses! What more could you honestly ask for? Oh, you asked for two queer women to recap it?? WELL YOU'RE IN LUCK THEN! Follow us! IG: @datecardpod Twitter: @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Art: Victor X Blackthorne Music: Bensounds.com Thanks t...

S4E3 - CHAMPAGNEGATE 2020 15.01.2020

We're back and ready to dive into week two of Peter Weber's season of The Bachelor! It has everything!! There's star crossed lovers, stolen champagne, snakes, a horrible hat, and a shy model...we mean racist! Follow us! IG: @datecardpod Twitter: @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Art: Victor X Blackthorne Music: Bensounds.com Support Date Card by contributing to their tip jar: https:...

S4E2 - Checked Baggage 08.01.2020

Make sure your dang tray tables and seat backs are in their dang upright position cause we are taking flight bachelor nation!! Join your two sick hosts, Jenna and Danika, as they unpack all the checked baggage (i.e. Hannah B) from last nights flight into season 24 of The Bachelor! Follow us! IG: @datecardpod Twitter: @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Art: Victor X Blackthorne Music:...

S4E1 - Must love travel 18.12.2019

Jenna and Danika are back from the short but very need Bachelor break! And just in time to meet the 30 new women who will try to win Pilot Pete Webber's heart! FUN FACT: they all, and we mean all, like to travel. Listen in as we also sip on some off season tea and discuss huge news in the world of Date Card the Podcast!! WE MISSED YOU! Follow us! IG: @datecardpod Twitter: @datecardpodcast @jennawi...

S3E18 - BIP S6 EP 13: Sorry not sorry 18.09.2019

WE DID IT. We survived 9 months of bachelor content. And for all the ups and downs, one thing is for certain...men are the worst. Oh and Mike has very nice teeth. Please enjoy this recap of the finale of BIP...season 6 Follow Us: @datecardpod @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist

S3E17 - BIP S6 EP 11&12: Jenna is a Misogynist 12.09.2019

You love meme. You love meme not...but regardless it would be chill if the basic ass members of BN would step off my instagram nuts. A meme is not bullying. OH YEAH please enjoy this recap of the last few days of paradise. Danika is back and we got some feelings about being Bi and JPJ saying bye. Follow us: @datecardpod @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist

S3E16 - BIP S6 EP 9&10: The Four Hour Workout 05.09.2019

This week Jenna is joined by friend of the pod Justin, who happens to be Danika's roommate...basically making him the best fill in host imaginable. Despite him being quintuple Leo, whatever that means. Dive into the deep end with us as we break down this truly iconic week on 'Ex On The Beach"... I mean Paradise! Follow us: @jennawithasmile @justinmarinara @datecardpod ART: kbuckleygraphics.com MUS...

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