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Turns out being a part of Hot Girl Summer is a lot of work cause Danika and Jenna are spent! Also life threw both of us some curve balls this week, so unfortunately we could not meet up and record a recap for this week. Please do take a listen for more details and some opinions on the week! Thank you again for your continued patronage and we will see you NEXT WEEK! Follow us: @datecardpod @drunkfe...

Who would have guessed that finally seeing queer representation on this franchise, would cause so many emotions. Here is the deal listeners, Danika and Jenna (both queer femmes) are mad. And happy. And sad. So lets jump in to this recap and process all the feels. But no matter how many ignorant people want to tarnish this moment, we want to congratulate Demi and Kristian on their love and bravery!...

To be honest we are still struggling from watching Danika's future husband be rejected for a senior citizen. But like Katie told Demi, 'you can be scared, but be brave'. And if watching Blake dance and not yeeting off this planet is brave then, call us heroes. FOLLOW US: @drunkfeminist @jennawithasmile @datecardpod ART: Kbuckleygraphics.com MUSIC: Bensounds.com

Summer break be damned we are back. Because BIP WAITS FOR NO ONE. Join hosts Danika and Jenna as they recap their favorite version of the franchise! Even though it puts a wrench in all social and romantic plans. #cantstopwontstop RATE AND REVIEW! AND LOVE US DESPITE OUR FLAWS Ig: @datecardpod Twitter: @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Art: Kbuckleygrpahics.com Music: Bensounds.com

CW: We recorded this podcast immediately after the finale, so emotions and voices run high. But we had fun recording and we know you'll have fun listening. We DID it ya'll! We made it through the two night finale! Hannah Brown really put us through the freaking ringer, but we stan. She made some mis steps sure, but she also found her voice. And I think we all grew this season. Except Jed, who is a...

TW: Danika and Jenna discuss domestic abuse and minor sexual violation. We want all our listeners to know there is support and help if you're dealing with anything discussed on the episode. Please see recent IG post for more information. What happens in the fantasy suites...is broadcast on national television. And in our podcast. This week we recap the wild ass shenanigans and how Luke played hims...

This week we meet the folks who made these dudes the dudes we see before us. For better AND for worse. Honestly it's rare we have such a split of good vs evil in the top four....but here we are. Join Danika and Jenna as they fawn over the moms, dads, and wonder how this season will wrap the fuck up. Follow us: @datecardpod @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Art: Kbuckleygraphics.com Music: Bensounds....

Welcome back roseheads as we recap week 8 of Hannah Browns journey to find love...or something resembling it. Being the week before hometowns, we knew this episode would be rough and full of break ups...but i am not sure any of us were REALLY ready. Grab some loose Amsterdam bologna and join Jenna and Danika as they try to make sense of Hannahs choices. Follow us @datecardpod @jennawithasmile @dru...

Week 7 of Hannah Browns Bachelorette journey was filled with nude bungee jumping, eating pickles sexually, sauna sex, and of course a minimum of 49 hours of raw Luke P fuckery. Join us as we cope and also discuss recent rumors about some of these pisskids. SUBSCRIBE AND SHARE! Follow us @datecardpod @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Art: Kbuckleygraphics.com Music: Bensounds.com

Come close friends...it was a rough one this week. But we are here for you, to hold you in this trying time. And we have recapped what was essentially a recap of a recap. Let's decompress together. Deep breaths. And remember to drink some water today. And review and subscribe!!! Follow us @datecardpod @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Art: Kbuckleygraphics.com Music: Bensounds.com

With week 5 comes the promise a fresh start, a new country...and I bet Hannah wishes she could get some new men. Alas these pisskids all travel to Scotland to continue on their bullshit. Especially Luke P, whom we are now calling Puke from here on out. Join us as guest host Megan joins Jenna in this very factual yet silly recap! SUBSCRIBE AND REVIEW!! Thank you!! @datecardpod @jennawithasmile @dru...

Date Card pod is back with another real ass recap of this trash tv show!! Week 4 held no punches…well except for Luke P. Join us as we dissect what happened on the field and in our hearts. Go Team Toxic Masculinity Ruins The Party!! Subscribe and Review! Follow us: @datecardpod @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Art: Kbuckleygraphics.com Music: Bensounds.com

The Bachelorette and Hannah decided to come through in week 3 with a fucking banger. It had everything bdsm kink, petty boy shenanigans, nugget tossing, dogs, the mental break down of a man on steroids, and a sassy strong willed Hannah!! I know it’s too early to say this, but I think we can say that we are beginning to fall in love with this season. Follow us @datecardpod @jennawithasmile @drunkfe...

This week Danika & Jenna break down week 2 of The Bachelorette and in the process of questioning every dumb thing these men did to Hannah Brown, we realized...we have done a lot of the same damn things. Are we actually Luke P and Cam? But with less muscles but better hair? Will our therapists ever talk to us again? Listen now and find out! Also Rate and Review! Follow us: IG @datecardpod Twitt...

Wazzzzup rose heads! We back! And this time we are embarking on Hannah B's (the B stands for Beast) journey to find love on ABC's The Bachelorette. In this episode we catch up, attempt to figure out what Luke is what, and if one of the two pilots will take off. Follow us on IG @datecardpod Twitter @datecardpodcast Jenna @Jennawithasmile Danika @drunkfeminist RATE AND REVIEW PLEASE AND THANKS ART:...

We made it through the Portuguese Darkness TM TM TM. Jennika and friends bravely traversed through 4 hours of this somewhat hellish Bachelor Finale and the loss of Colton Underwood's V******** Follow us on: IG @datecardpod Twitter: @datecardpodcast @drunkfeminist @Jennawithasmile Art: Kat Buckley Music: Bensounds.com

Danika and Jenna TELL ALL or attempt to. Ya'll trying to break down 4 hours of buck wild television into one 1 hour podcast is basically the worst idea...but I think we nailed it. Talking points: Nick Viall's bank - How society views virgins - How I can become a bachelorette PR consultant Follow us: IG @datecarpod Twitter @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Music: Bensounds.com Art: K...

If we were the betting types, we'd put all our money on the horse called "A Fathers Blessing" but we aren't and we would probably lose anyways. Speaking of losing, we all lost a little bit of our patience when Colton Underwood did not hop that god forsaken fence. Join Jenna and Danika as we recap this Hometown episode of The Bachelor and their dark fence theories. Follow us: Insta @datecardpod @je...

Danika is back just in time for Colton to lose it. And for the women to lose it. And by it we don't mean his virginity. Join us as we break down this very dramatic week of The Bachelor, and the downward spiral of everything. Follow us: insta @datecardpod Twitter @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Art: Kat Buckley Music: Bensounds.com

Ok so no fence jumping this episode but week 6 of Colton Underwood's The Bachelor was really something. Listen as guest host Zoe and Jenna break down all the wild ass shit that went down...including our new found crushes on Coco. Follow us on insta @datecardpod @zoproyo @jennawithasmile Art: Kat Buckley Music: Bensounds.com

Week 5 of Colton Underwood's The Bachelor really hits it's stride. Awkward kisses! Unfiltered drama!! Gratuitous water make out sessions where someone definitely gets a boner!! Join Dankia and Jenna as they recap it all and their feelings on decorative pillows! Follow us on insta @datecardpod @drunkfeminist @jennawithasmile RATE AND REVIEW AND SHARE Art: Kat Buckley Music: Bensounds.com

Jenna is joined by local friends Iris and Casey to recap week 4 of Colton Underwood's The Bachelor...and it was a doozie of an episode. Drama, trauma, and an incarcerated Mama. And the three of us break it all down and also make suggestions for fun tweaks to the shows structure! Think Naked and Afraid/Survivor! Follow us: Insta @datecarpod Twitter @datecardpodcast Art: Kat Buckley Music: Bensound....

Who knew that in week 3 of Colton Underwood's The Bachelor, that we would not only admit that we kinda like him, but that he is kinda actually great?? But the bar has been set so very low, and him rising above it... only deserves so much praise. Join mouthy broads Danika and Jenna as they recap this trash fire of a franchise/their own personal lives. Follow: Insta @datecardpod Twitter @datecardpod...

Week two of The Bachelor really forces us all to think about a lot of things...why are we here? Is being 31 too old for love? Can we be perfect pageant people all the time? How close is too close to set off fireworks? Fan favorite guest host Zoe Proval joins Jenna in this very vulnerable recap of Colton Underwood's journey. Insta @datecardpod Twitter @datecardpodcast Art: Kat Buckley Music: Bensou...

It was a three hour premiere ya'll!! (one taught me love. one taught me patience. one taught me pain.) On this episode Danika and Jenna try to regain consciousness after watching too much of The Bachelor! Colton Underwood's night one brought tears, puns, cringe, unexpected horny vibes, and a little bit of anger. Follow: Insta @datecardpod Twitter @datecardpodcast Art: Kat Buckley Music: Bensound.c...