Date Card

Welcome back friends! Thanks to covid, we are still on a ranch in New Mexico and running out of date ideas so naturally we get a Truth or Dare style group date. Many food based nightmare stunts, ass hair waxing, and truth bombs later we get to the main theme of this week: Thomas. Is he here for an engagement, a Bachelor Audition, or a pizza...cause fuck this guy looks like Josh Murray so much. Fol...

We're back for week three of Katie Thurston's journey to find a man that doesn't make her annoyed. And we are here to say that she has her work cut out for her. Also we talk a lot about Jeff Probst. You're welcome. Follow us on insta @datecardpod   @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Producer: Andrew Olsen @andr0ne Art: Mikaela @mikaelajane Jane mikaela-jane.com Music: Jed Overly @jeddyboyjames https:...

This week bestie of the pod, Connie, subs in for Danika. And while Mom is away we talk about poop (which we would have done with Dan anyways), erogenous zones, banana foreplay, daddy issues, and men almost kissing. Oooof is it hot in here or is it just Katie's sexual positivity?? Follow Connie on instagram at @blackberrybloop THANK YOU CONNIE! Follow us on insta @datecardpod   @jennawithasmile @dr...

In this episode we get to hang out with Tayshia and Kaitlyn in the fake mansion in New Mexico and watch Katie meet too many men in capri pants, get kidnapped in a RV, and make out with a furry! Cause kink is allowed at pride! Naturally Katie sends home some of the men, but theres one old white ignorant man in particular that we are happy to see gone. Bet you can guess who. Follow us on insta @date...

We’re are back for another season of The Bachelorette! But before we jump into Katie Thurston’s night one, we gotta meet the 30 men vying for our vibrator queen’s heart! Content warning… we are bitches.   Thank you for coming along on this journey with us! Its our 7th season and we wouldn’t be here without you!!  Follow us on insta @datecardpod   @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Producer: Andrew Ol...

Oh hey there! It's been a minute...and honestly we could use a few more minutes of off season. messy face emoji But we're dipping our toes back into the pod to say Hi we've missed you, and to pretend we are on a one on one with each other! We talk about where we came from, who we are, bad dates, sex, and of course some light trauma. Cause duh! That's the Date Card Pod way! Thank you all so much fo...

This week Jenna and Danika reflect on the ways in which the pandemic and bachelor franchise and Zoom has altered everyone’s existence. Spoiler: it’s fucked But we also break down the end of Matt James’ journey to find a girlfriend and our feelings about the heavy After The Final Rose airing.  Stay tuned at the end for listener voicemails from Niecey and Gati! Thank you <3 HUGE thank you to ever...

This week your hosts Danika and Jenna recap week 10 of Matt James' journey to find love, at a resort... in Pennsylvania. But before they get to the buttery fantasy suite dates, they discuss their social media break and all that they learned while sitting in their feels. Apologies and pledges are made! Thank you! Love you! Follow us! IG: @datecardpod Twitter: @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile @drun...

In lieu of recapping the WTA, this week Jenna and Danika have a candid conversation about what happened this weekend in bachelor nation, vis-à-vis the Taylor Nolan Tweets. It's emotional, hard, nuanced, and maybe messy (especially with tech, as our zoom call dropped three times, and made everything harder to sync. Thank you pod fiance Andrew!). We thank you for listening and being here with us. Fo...

This week Jenna and Danika stay home while Matt visits some homes...jk jk jk they never leave Nemacolin cause we're still all in a panorama. But we do still get to meet some great families (except one) and of course we can't help but project our own childhood trauma on to them. As is the Date Card Pod tradition. We also update everyone on the status of #FireChrisHarrison Link to more on the increa...

In an effort to make the episode short, we went LONG and it might have been the best decision we've ever made. Thanks to our friend Sophie James for literally blowing our minds and being here to talk us through the past week/century of absolute racist bullshit, both in Bachelor Nation and otherwise. I know part of our schtick is ‘please listen to our podcast,’ but this is actually one worth listen...

This week Danika and Jenna discuss mens right (should they even have any?), wether Pilot Pete even fucked in a windmill, how little time Matt has had with any one living at Hotel Suffering, and finally we begrudgingly put our Dylan hats on and defend Heather Martin. Follow us! IG: @datecardpod Twitter: @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist Art: Victor X Blackthorne Music: Bensounds.com...

This week we say goodbye to the brave patriots of villainhood in Matt’s season. One would think this would allow our hosts to pursue self care. Instead, Danika and Jenna use this opportunity to further delve into bad behavior and toxic energy at our new home, the Nemacolin resort. Thanks in advance for listening to two hours of whatever this is.   Follow us! IG: @datecardpod Twitter: @datecardpodc...

This week Jenna and Danika are in decent moods despite the bachelor nation fuckery that has been happening both on and off camera. So sit back and enjoy as they energetically ask bros to do better, point out how fucked up the producers are, and have thoughtful discourse about the stigmatization of sex work. And some how Danika manages to relate all of it to the show Survivor. She's talented like t...

Your hosts Danika and Jenna are back to process in real time the break up of another Bachelor couple (RIP Dare), unpack the last day of the trump administration, and discuss yet another flub by Miss Madi. Oh and we have a fucking FEELINGS FEST about what has been coined (somehow) elegantly by Victoria, as 'The Sarah Show'. Follow us! IG: @datecardpod Twitter: @datecardpodcast @jennawithasmile @dru...

We're back to break down week two of Matt's journey to find a bride. And unfortunately that includes a lot of Victoria talk. Sorry. But we also talk about open eyed kissing and social media blunders. So yeah, I guess a pretty standard bachelor podcast if you put it that way. ENJOY! Follow us! IG: @datecardpod Twitter: @datecardpodcast Art: Victor X Blackthorne Music: Bensounds.com Thanks to So Bel...

This episode we wanted to open up a space for BIPOC, Jewish, and other marginalized communities to share their fears, feelings, and frustrations about the attack on the Capitol. And what the hatred behind the actions of 45 and his supporters, means. Starting at minute 15, we compiled their audios and emails. Thank you for listening to them all. We want to deeply thank everyone who not only took th...

Join hosts Jenna and Danika as they travel to the magical made up land that is Nemacolin, PA! Why you ask? Well it's the gd premiere of Matt James' season of The Bachelor, of course!! You silly. Where have you been? Doing self care and connecting with loved ones? BOOO! Boring! Not us, because we haven't stopped consuming Bachelor content for what feels like 100 years. Anyways join us as we officia...

We’re back even though we’d really love a break. But Chris Harrison personally wants to test our devotion apparently. And so we march on... to dissect and judge the 32 women who will be vying for Matt James’ heart, in season 25 of The Bachelor. Spoiler they are all so damn pretty. And as 2020 winds down and we embark on a fresh year and fresh Bachelor, we wanted to give thanks to all of our favori...

This week, hosts Jenna and Danika scream/drink their feelings about The Bachelorette finale! Speaking of…HUGE congrats to the adorable couple, Tayshia and Zac, on their engagement!….and congrats to us for somehow managing to recap perhaps one of the wildest seasons ever. That or we are now ghosts, haunting La Quinta. Hard to say whats true at the moment. Like and subscribe anyways please and thank...

Welcome back to Date Card Pod, where your hosts Danika and Jenna talk about their butt dramadies, masturbation tools, and sometimes recap The Bachelorette...which had the audacity to give us 4 hours of television to review this week. Dive in as we manage to complete this challenge! Yay us! Thank you to @crayqueen_ and @natzdisco for your voicemails this week!! https://www.instagram.com/tv/CIzsGFUD...

Episode Notes This week Jenna and Danika are joined by their amazing friend Connie ( @blackberrybloop on ig) and we play the most tragic game of Fuck Marry Kill. It's devastating. We also totally recap week 9 of Tayshia's season of The Bachelorette! Love you all! CW: Talk of suicide starting around minute 54. Thank you to Sophie James @unpaidemotionallabor for sending in your thoughts at the end!!...

TW: This whole ass episode of Date Card Pod is filled with topics (like addiction, ED, infertility, miscarriage, and covid) that may be heavy to listeners. Thanks ABC for filling a two hour episode with every trauma we can think of. That being said we love our listeners a whole heck of a lot and here's a reminder to drink some water and self care during these trying times TM TM TM. LOVE YOU Follow...

This week Jenna and Danika fulfill their yearly commitment to listen to JPJ's Thanksgiving songs. And then we recap perhaps one of the best episodes the show has had... in many years. Well at least one that didn't make us want to drink bleach that is. Cheers!! Thank you SO MUCH to Danielle from Crime and Roses for joining us!! please follow them at @crimeandroses and listen to their podcast!! Foll...

Episode Notes This week Jenna and Danika are joined by good friend of the pod, Allie Huska! And ya'll its almost two hours of three queer women roasting men. If that is not what you came here for, then too bad. You probably need it anyways. Oh yeah, we also recap week 6 of The Bachelorette. Follow Allie at @worstwitch_ And huge thank you to our followers who submitted recordings for our Date Card...