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Ho Ho Hold up this was the best god damn finale in years! And we're both super happy and sad to see Michelle's season go! To celebrate the reason for the season we invited Pod Fiance, Andrew, on to giggle with us, do ASMR tangents, and critique two great men who honestly are just so great we are grasping at straws to be our usual cunty selves. Thank you to Michelle Young for giving her whole authe...

It's Michelle's Fantasy Suites and holy shit what an episode! I kinda feel like the shocking M Night Shyamalan style twist ending had us fully unhinged and Bachelor Nation completely fucked up. So join us as we recap, try to make sense of it all, and project our feelings! You know, the usual! If you have your Date Card Bingo cards at home...we hit a lot of the faves talking points! (see the insta)...

This week were joined by bestie of the pod Sophie James, of Unpaid Emotional Labor, to break down the tomfoolery, toxic masculinity, and bad hair of the Men Tell All. Bring your marshmallows, because we have a roast going! CW: we do spend the last 20 minutes having a nuanced discussion about Coming Out Colton and all the unpleasantries that come with that. Make sure you subscribe to Unpaid Emotion...

In this episode Jenna and Danika sit down with our friend Staci and we have a conversation about Coming Out Colton, from the perspective of queer Bachelor fans who have some opinions, concerns. and the desire for better representation. As mentioned in the podcast, these are just our opinions (allegedly) and we hope our nuanced chat sparks thoughtful discourse. Thank you Staci for joining us! You c...

And we're back folks and just in time to get our hearts broken because holy fuck has there ever been a better Top 4? Answer: NO Join Danika and Jenna as they brainstorm with Brandon's on what his Portland hometown date would have been IRL, get lost in an orchard with Rodney, share personal Prom stories with Joe, and join Nayte in saying "I love you' to our collective new step dad Charles. Fol...

Here for the right reasons and thats to recap week 5 of Michelle's journey to find love in this cold and brutal world. And with Jenna this week is friend of the pod April! Together they talk about a handful of juicy Bachelor Nation moments from this week, gush about how great Michelle and this season is, and roast the men who really stepped in it this week. #FireChrisS Make sure to follow @allurew...

Taylor Swift blew everyones gourds this week by releasing a 10 minute version of her emotional sleeper hit 'All Too Well', in which she eloquently and assiduously details a traumatic relationship and break up. We should be thanking Taylor for the vulnerability and jamming out...but alas hot takes were had by some (mostly men) and one in particular that left me and others unsettled. Nick Viall appa...

This week Jenna is beyond excited and grateful to sit down and recap and chat with Ash from AshTalksBach!! This hard working teacher and Bachelor commentator is one of our faves! Witty tweets, succinct and nuanced newsletters about the problematic aspects of the franchise AND it's fandom, and just all around great instagram content...Ash has it all! And so does this weeks episode! Discourse, recap...

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This week Danika and Jenna are back to catch you up on some Bachelor Nation happenings and breakdown all the ups and down of Michelle Young's first real week, in her journey to find a man worthy of marriage. Unfortunately the selection of good ones available is getting smaller and smaller. Unless she likes aggressive pizza narcissists. Which is also the name of my favorite punk band. Follow us on...

We did it!!! We made it to the long awaited (and well worth it) season of Michelle Young! It's is here and we fucking loved night one! One of the better night ones we've had in a long time! THANK YOU MICHELLE! And I guess, we have to say thank you to the men as well...but only some of them though. And to the good ones, thank you for your service. Danika even tries to give out a special Good Boy Ro...

After a very long, only week long break...The Bachelorette is back! insert wide eye anxiety emoji But that doesn't mean we aren't excited for Michelle Young to find her man!! BECAUSE HOLY SHIT HAVE YOU SEEN THAT PREVIEW??!! But of course before we dive immediately back into this mess of a show, we have to meet the 30 men vying for Michelle's heart! We roast, we toast, and Danika takes a huge risk...

As we all come down from the high that was season 7 of Bachelor In Paradise, Jenna is here to gently guide you to the cool down tent where there are juice boxes and orange slices...and our friend, voice actor, story teller, and Bachelor fan Joy Ofodu! Together we talk about the engagements and break ups, our faves, what the franchise can do to CONTINUE it's anti-racism work, and come to the conclu...

This week we got two tickets to Paradise...I mean the 3 hour shit show! But luckily Jenna is joined by bestie of the pod Connie, to get IN TO IT! But before we expose the producers with next level conspiracies, we talk about a few of the Bach Nation rumors and rumblings. Cause there's honestly never a slow week in this disgusting trash franchise. Follow Connie @blackberrybloop Follow us on insta @...

This week Alix from the amazing Bachwatch League, is on the podcast and friends let me tell you it's so fucking delight! We talk about the game of it all, silly aggressive bros, astrology, love languages, and wether the show is ready for a Bi lead! Thank you so much Alix (and Hammy)! Make sure you follow him @bachwatch and join the league next season! Follow us on insta @datecardpod @jennawithasmi...

It's Pod Fiance Andrews Birthday today!!!! Happy Birthday!! And that means we all get the gift of not listening to Danika and Jenna fight about Joe again and your ears are spared from Jenna's new Kenny obsession (for now). But instead we are releasing a special Patreon Bonus Episode that was only available to subscribers, until NOW! Please sit back and enjoy this conversation with Blair from Talk...

The rollercoaster that is Paradise hits it's peak this week with a bunch of really shitty game play and trash behavior. Oh that was supposed to distinguish the other weeks from this one. Ooops. No but really this was a toxic week, and Danika and Jenna spend over an hour trying to break it all down (actually just vent) and try to make sense out why Kenny is the King of Paradise. Suggested accounts...

There's trouble in Paradise...seriously almost every couple is in turmoil and new arrivals JUST KEEP FUCKING COMING. To break down all the drama this week, Jenna is joined by fellow Queer Bach Podcaster, Justin Cole Adams from the podcast Justin Takes The Bach. And let me tell you Justin wants to take it... from a lot of the buff men in this franchise insert wet emoji Make sure you follow Justin a...

Happy paradise y’all! This week Jenna is another year older and another year wiser (or maybe wine(r))? So she’s taking time off for the first time ever! In her stead, pod fiancé Andrew steps in and Danika tries to wrangle her ADHD to cover four hours of material in less than two hours. Is she successful? Probably not. Is it a good time? Yes. Stay tuned as Danika and Andrew talk about Demi’s entran...

After just two short painless, happy and healthy, and not at all dramatic years... Bachelor In Paradise is back with all new hosts (thank god) and all new contestants (well...some not new ones too)... and we are so pumped! And a little terrified. But hey, that's par for the course it seems! CW: we play a clip from Victoria's Erotic Poem and it's NSFW, but it is amazing. Follow us on insta @datecar...

Katie Thurston has somehow made it to the end of her journey, and found the beard of her dreams! Good for her honestly (not us having a whole ass messy journey in liking him our selves)!! But before she gets to ride off in to the sunset, she has to dump another man, destroy another on stage, and introduce us to her lovely aunt. And honestly we had a fucking blast recapping it all!! Follow us on in...

Apparently that phrase Home Away From Home means something in these bubble seasons, because while it is Hometowns week our asses stay firmly in New Mexico. Where we have to watch awkward dates held agains't backdrops made by children and get to meet some sweet family and friends in a hotel. But also... we meet the, very very very hard to watch, end of a relationship. TW: we do get in to a nuanced...

Well folks it's that time of every season where The Men TM TM TM get locked in a studio with an audience of drunk fans and get told, to tell us all. Yet this season they don't really tell us much, and that's fine by us!! It leaves more time for us to talk about sad dads and podcast hosts (us) AND how amazing Tayshia and Kaitlyn are. Follow us on insta @datecardpod   @jennawithasmile @drunkfeminist...

Danika and Jenna are back and oh shit the season is somehow almost over. What?! There's only 7 men left and hometowns are next?? Okay, if you say so! Despite not knowing what the hell is happening we recap this rollercoaster of an episode, Danika warns us about the dangers of notes, and Jenna makes a huge ass out of herself. Shocking. Follow us on insta @datecardpod   @jennawithasmile @drunkfemini...

Friend of the pod Staci joins Jenna as they recap week 5 of Katie's journey to find a man who makes her horny but also feel loved. Is that even possible in 2021? Scientists are still working on it. In the meantime, sit back and relax and listen to us bicker about Blake, talk shit about the producers, and of course fall for Andrew S even more! Follow Staci on insta @stakselrod Thank you so much Sta...