Episodes

#56 – The Third Corner 30.01.2015 1:13:55

Welcome Jason Fitzgerald superfan now co-host! Why we stopped? Giant snow storm proves not that interesting. Elf on the f*^#^ng Shelf. Christmas lies perpetuate. Caring is wearing…. off. No to everything. GMO Mosquitoes. Slediquette revisited. Sled recommendations. Sterile insect technique LL Bean Sled Bradley Sled Bees Knees Hammerhead Sled    

#54 – Bear Sandwiches 24.11.2014 58:47

Bruder trucks rock! NO PERSONAL EXPRESSION ALLOWED. How much probing is the right amount of probing? Hipster Pope. Mouse and House tails. No Rush Randy. Lego Land reviewed. Star crossed dads.  

#53 – Second Opus 14.11.2014 1:01:03

Movember! Date night is important for couples with kids. Bathroom door etiquette. How to unlearn pooping in diapers? Mystery house smells. Mr. Money Mustache. Disposing of Disposable thinking. Congrats to new dad Casey and family from atp.fm on their new little dude! BMX gender issues.

#52 – One Year of Being Dads 07.11.2014 1:00:15

Year in review. Halloween! Back to birthday reviews. Voting in town. Brush and floss your kids teeth.. or else! Post Halloween candy cleanup tips. Siri freaks us the heck out. Bloated and flatulent since Halloween. Small talk drives Randy crazy.

#51 – Backies Forthies 31.10.2014 58:01

Leading with milestones. Coach Randy debut. Josie can ride her bike! Potty training adventures. Less lethal social gatherings. Fun on the pump track. Precursors to “The Talk”. KAAAHHNNNN! Academy.. awesome.  

#50 – We are there to work. Not to do Yoga. 24.10.2014 57:34

Knock knock… Lungs not at capacity. Domain name tirade. Apologies to non tech nerds. Yoga pants kickstarter. Spray and pray potty time. Teaching kids how to drive. (or not too). Ketchup Corpse. Toy car racing for adults. Kids break limbs. Its scary for parents.

#49 – The Thrilling Threes 17.10.2014 59:41

How to approach sharing. On board the glitter train. Sympathy beards. Manipulative children. How to yell with maximum effect. Single parents… we salute you. Sugar Ants! A balanced scale for America! Movies, bikes, and kids of all sizes.

#48 – What Not to Do on Halloween. 11.10.2014 57:59

Dark thoughts at late hours. Hobo Juice Finale. Dads tend bar… or not. Spending time wisely. Dryer repairs can be fun! Disposably inclined vs Yankee thriftish. Be Gentle, not Mental. A dad alone. Repaint the bike. Balance bike revisited.

#47 – It Rubs the Lotion on Its Skin 03.10.2014 1:04:46

The Separation. Musical beds. Why do people go to church? Cheer leaders and belly buttons. Wieners, technology, and boobies. Washers and Driers. Lunch at the prison. Shiv of the month club. Willfully not listening.

#46 – The Buckles Aren’t There for Safety. 26.09.2014 1:01:19

Little sleepers status. Homework begins! Everyone is Dude. Imparting the vowels. The Gauntlet part 2. DBD helps yet another listener. (maybe). Pinch and Run. BRING THE STROLLER! How to decide to have more kids? We have no idea. Does anyone read these notes? twit @cotroneochris if you do!

#45 – Strive for Average 24.09.2014 1:00:21

Lack of borders yields troublesome roommates. Outsourced bedtime comes to an end. No more hitting for little Alex. Peanuts make for superb radio. Chris and Randy help a listener. How to REALLY help new parents. Never stop scrubbing the toilets. Parent teach night.. now with Comic SANS! No More Hitting for Little Hamster

#44 – Nuclear Sleepovers 16.09.2014 54:28

Bike only in bike shorts. Should a 6 year old have sleepovers? Chocolate brownies and Cocaine chasers. Biting is back. Co sleeping tales. White noise FTW. Outsourced potty training. iStick version 1.0!!!! Lock down training. Lawnmower zombies.  

#43 – Alphabetical Waiting Line 08.09.2014 1:00:51

How to drink cheap like a hobo. Happy being simple. 100 year old trash pit. Don’t send your nudes into the cloud. Who’s girlfriend is that? How to wait in line. Minecraft! Kids do NOT raise themselves. They go feral.

#42 – Press One to Listen to First New Message 28.08.2014 52:44

Voicemail. Time with Tweenagers. Irregular beaches. Appropriate clothing Terrible song lyrics Dirty socks vs pants magic Talking about “the talk”  

#41 – Semantic Satiation 15.08.2014 41:39

Boys spring the cribs. The 3-4 year sweet spot. Cathedral Cribs. Glitter history (and more complaining). Tech worker ratio Inequality? Water is the next oil. PookieCat Pedal cars.

#40 – Strategic Disengagement 08.08.2014 58:44

Introsanity. Genesis of Chrandy. PAN Mass update. Work gripes. Random babble. Down with glitter!!!

#39 – Oceans, Lakes, Woods and Beaches 30.07.2014 1:06:09

Camping with the kids. Kids should not play stick. Fun with Geocaching. Magnetism and carbon are inspiring! Ocean vertigo. Randy is made out of lead. Randy’s PMC Page! Be safe guys!  

#38 – Kale Shakes and Jerky Burgers for Everyone!!! 18.07.2014 1:00:32

Well rested?! What to do while pooping? Kids fall… A LOT. Mollies songs. Eating troubles and solutions. Overnight at the Grandparents. Crossfit Birthday! Kids can be deep.

#37 – Coxsackievirus 12.07.2014 55:07

Being sick makes boring conversation. LEGO™ Instruction books are really good. LEGO™ Netflix™ https://www.pley.com Any TV is never enough and always too much.

#36 – I’ll be Right Back 04.07.2014 55:43

Randy’s Beard Shaving Science Toddlers and Head wounds Table Safety talks No more alone time. Pooping with an audience Riding over Squirrels Slow day

#35 – Wrestle Your Meat Before You Eat It 27.06.2014 59:45

What to do if I die? Its ok to talk about guns. Stop drop and roll! End of school and start of summer camp. Fish pain. Critique on soccer Coach Randy’s soccer tips.

#34 – Zink Madness 20.06.2014 1:02:22

Congratulations Sylvester and Suzy on the new baby girl!!! Fathers Day Recap. Phonetiquette. Move over Doug, here comes Jason. You need balls to play soccer. Randy has poopnesia. Nerf guns. Never leave an empty wipe pack!!!

#33 – Space Booze 13.06.2014 1:05:46

What about Doug? Math in a vacuum. Summer activities. Curriculum. Lessons and Wall sockets. Kumon Books. Jr. First Lego League. http://www.usfirst.org/

#32 – Doug’s Bad Day 05.06.2014 1:04:19

Summer fevers. Chris dislikes bed skirts. Molly’s sleeping formalwear . PMC Kids ride update. Jekyll and Hyde. Random tips! Bullying. Doug’s bad day.

#31 – They Dont Always Just Bite and Claw 28.05.2014 1:05:46

Randy tries to make Chris sound bad again out of context. Molly walks…and walks…and walks. Bike Party Planning. Obsessing about tradition. Squirrel Rockets. Stuff is a pain. Kids need discipline. What goes on in idle heads. Brush up on your CPR!