Dads Being Dads

Dads being Meta. Floating babies. Bike path adventures. Max Visits, Randy leaves. Math is unkind. Moving dirt is worse. Randy’s Knee needs beer. Baby in a Box. Staycation approval.

Scheduling mess. Fooling kids. Superman’s dad. Semi Formal Camping. Packing the car. Penastis. Slap Granny’s Bottom! Helen’s in a locker. Pump track in the backyard. Piles of junk food. Rotten milk.

Not quite enough sleep. Purging. Burn the books. Morality of paper disposal. Progressive fires. Back to school already?!? Embrace the workbooks. I’m tired you read. Dads being BAD!

Favorite Color. Stripping Bikes. Randy Trains for the PMC. Summer Plans. Tent living. Pools are the worst. CARS are actually the worst. Common Core is the Best Suffering is sweet. Nerf Stick.

Fathers Day Ummm… Ahhh. Eating Meat. Potty in the Kitchen. Stickgerald is in effect. Welcome to spare freezerland. I read to you, you read to me. Last time for everything. Swing ratios. Minecraftshaft.

Vajazzling. Surprise Birthday. Independent bedtime. Jason’s probation continues. Showers mean something special. Testing for twins. Read everything. Summer Balance. (yet another) Stick Update. Coaching.

Steak n Shakes. Pineapple takes the bitter away. Meals and deals. Cafeteria food madness. Snack cart. That’s no Molybdenum. Don’t order off the kids menu. Kids CAN’T choose. Maintain your figures. Timeshare Bouncy House! Sticking with Sticks. Balloon Hand.

Which bike to buy. Wheels of Lego. Banana Seat. Bike Therapist. STICKgerald Programming. Dad, I lost the diamond armor. 40th birthday. Randy phoneless. PIzza in the trash. Fifteen steak limit.

Dog saga continued. Chicken Honeypot. Love everything that is well behaved. Love Thy Appliances. Hardships vs Nerfships. Smore Tips. Water tower …don’t swim in it. Facedown on the couch. Randy adopts the sticks. Ultimatums are the worst. AFTERSHOW.

Drawings are never done. To type or not to type. Birthday hypocrisy. R/C Excitement. “Nutting” is never ok. Town meeting. Dog followup. An issue of consent. Coaching tactics and coaching your kids. Slam Ball and Battlebots.

Dog vs Jason. Don’t Kill the Dog. Car vs Bike Introspective. Really don’t kill the dog… Waterproof casts. Bathing frequency. Coaching the kids. Concussion watch. Seriously..no dog killings. Take a bath, it’s not a circus. Elevator Standoff.    

Broken arms and sicknesses. Jason makes more noise. Chalk on the road. Facetime with the youngins. How was *your* day?. Going bonkers on the plane. Right Hooks. Berlin crosswalk Utopia. Mail from John. Car Seats.

Gaming Companies from Atari to Zyngz. Sticks to Zaxxon. Predators, Bullies and stolen Light Cycles. Professional Gamers. Actions per minute. Gaming Celebs. Train your kids to be pc gamers. The new world of Mods. Robbaz.

Happy Patriots Day! Solo dad = Bubble Bath. Place for everything. Save only best best, recycle the rest. Washington D.C. trip. City and Rural Driving. Google maps for bikes. Human Diversity. More Edible Glitter. Star Wars / Robocop movie talk. Dean Kamen is the real world Tony Stark. Molly dictates the chores.

Tax time. Dust off your Jazz drives. Spring! Bikes, local shops and other stuff. Worst possible thing. Bus stop mayhem. Punishing Lights. Dog is my copilot. Giant metal death machines. Happy Toot of the horn. Brontosaurus is BACK!  Pluto rejoices. TaxAct is our show favorite.

Time well spent. Professional development for the family man. Merit to wisdom. Exhaustive swingset analysis. Neck breakin waiting to happen. OverUnder engineering. Spin class is not a competition. More minecraft post show. When sons kill fathers. Rolling worlds. Ignite a cow.

Cool neighbors. Private parties. Pool safety and changing rooms. Some kids are not buoyant. Don’t add to the rescue efforts. ALso, don’t grab the ears. Clean the toilet card. Inaccurate family windows stickers. Aftershow?! Papercraft of minecraft: crafty craft crafting. Project Zomboid. Video games make better people and families.

Notch followup. LAN Parties. Books as internet filters. Minecraft mode off. Searching for the ultimate carrot. When a pig loves another pig. Stick economy. Limitless library withdrawls

Cilantro! An Issue of Traction. Minecraft server woes. Terreform the moon. Leprechaun Traps! Abolish all Snowglobes. Floor Sleeping. Mouse Fall. Bananas. Swimming with both arms. The Water as Life.

  Amazon mom.  Are you marginalized? Dadvertising. Minecraft Deep Dive. Sled off. Subtle Progress to Nowhere. Smuts r’ Us. Piano Dust Buster. Gateways to music. Substandard school efforts can be a learning experience.    

Overly long house stories. Don’t lick the pole. Drinking bathwater. Unicorn blood horrors. Irrational fears. Rodeo in the back yard. Read your face off. Nerf Man.

Selling snow. Deep encompassing cracks. Vacation videos. February vacation recap. Snowshoe fun. Privacy and kid’s lives in the CLOUD. Ski slope safety plans. Unplugged family time. Book talk. Kids sports and court manners.

Don’t go to Florida…at all. Traveling, packing and vacation strategies. Air travel is for the birds and people without kids. Positive Baiting. Talking big numbers and abstract thinking. Love thy Abacus. The Slap. Discipline through submission holds. Dad slaps the other dad.  

Snowdayze tactics, tips and commentary. No service for you. How to walk on snow. Punk or Emo? Screen time talk. Video games are great for your brain. Valentines day hate.

Dadism in Super Bowl commercials. Dissection of morbid commercial. Cats in the cradle. Meninists. Glitter news. Fecal Crossbeam. Mess stress. Shameful Dad moments of the week. Breakfast slowdown. More gross stories. Snow safety tips.