Episodes

#30 – Fantastical Airborne Chaos Machines 23.05.2014 56:36

Party highlights. Randy can’t help himself from helping. The worm expert. Do some sandboxing. One horn in thirty episodes. Never ask for permission to fire rockets. Karo shots and Prison Wine. Pan Mass Challenge: http://kids.pmc.org/acton-boxboro/team/Team-Awesome.htm http://www.mrmoneymustache.com/2014/04/22/brew-your-own-cider/ http://www.karosyrup.com/ http://www.zygotebody.com/

#29 – Chia Seeds and Heartache 14.05.2014 1:01:04

Chris apologizes for nothing. Chia seed racism. Superfood tips. Have we made our kids terrified of peanut butter? Dads talk charity and other important tangents. Water rockets in depth. It’s pronounced “s-tus” like in justice and comes from Vern Estes.

#28 – Sprigs n’ Sprouts 08.05.2014 53:41

Life is looking up. Toddlers now 75% less surly. Busy with sports and sleeping. Epic imagination storytelling trap. Bus stop order is extremely important. Container gardening and responsibility training. Loud talkers, keep away from mah stroller! How do you develop empathy?

#27 – Little Pockets of Crack 02.05.2014 56:38

Randy edits Chris’s audio to be embarrassing. Sock Napkins. Far more common than we thought. Rocket party planning continues. Bye bye nursing! Toddler 2.0, now 100% more surly! Pro tip to diffuse crazy kids.. sacrifice the body. Randy instigates yet more drivers. How to give constructive and creative guidance. Trail mix.

#26 – I Am Not A Trash Can! 25.04.2014 1:01:52

April vacation Scrambles. Visiting Dad at work. The Only thing she stops for is pooping. Physical labor can be fun (not the having babies labor). Randy unveils the Supershed. Sock Napkins. Criminal Dads? Teach a kid to bike by not trying.

#25 – Fricticious 17.04.2014 59:14

Soccer talk. Surly Children vs Surly Dads. Chris and Randy get mouthy. No child can resist the dance. Kryptonic powers and close calls. Liver and onions for breakfast Baby Crates! What the cage?!

#24 – Enter the Shame Cave 11.04.2014 1:02:17

Epic Playdate. Responsibility Batons. Art Battle. Supersaturated Lollipops. Keep your tasers charged. Twins talk. Bike advice for youngins. F@(?# Amber Teething Necklaces.. it’s all BS! All hail science! http://scienceornot.net/2012/10/30/amber-necklaces-and-teething-babies/

#23 – We are all Stardust… and Poop. 03.04.2014 59:30

Google Waffles. Chutes and Ladders! Facetime is great when you remember to use it. Attention Sharing. Tooth Fairy Science. Snot Olympics.

#22 – Suffering Brings Out The Flavor 26.03.2014 1:05:23

Roller Rinks! Skaters vs Bladers. Paleo shmaleo. Backburger. Kids bored? Grab a Coconut! The Mommy Crush. 5 S’s.

#21 – No Jarts! 20.03.2014 1:10:13

Vacation vs School. Yet more birthday parties. Safety on the slopes. Green Toys trucks rock! F*&@# Microbeads. Please attend your kids at water parks. We mean it. Wave pools are dangerous.

#20 – Yes or No? 13.03.2014 58:55

The Croup. Hot Wheels tracks. Fig Newmans vs Fig Newtons?!? How to block heat seaking hands. Cards and board games. Planning a Rocket Birthday Party. F*&@ Superballs. Elon Musk rules. Our Hot Wheels track kit!

#19 – Brrzztt 06.03.2014 1:05:10

The Children Whisperers. Sibling Rivalry. Yogurt pops fix (nearly) anything. Drink your electrolytes! Dr. Randy saves a diabetic. Chris’ tragic Tee Ball career. Unsupervised mini golf “could” be dangerous. Back to the museum.

#18 – Zero Feedbacks Given 26.02.2014 1:10:41

Think, plan, then have babies. Be proud of your Little Liar. Spill proof cups are a not. How to talk to shy kids. Do cars make us hate people? Introducing Mrs. Randy James. Allergies, Koi ponds, Teslas, and other tangents.

#17 – Inclement Drivers 21.02.2014 59:53

February vacation Roller Coaster Domination An Interview with Molly Randy’s Riddle (yet another) Blood and Sledding How not to do Electrical Work We cant escape complaining about driving.

#16 – I’m Going To Win The Lottery 12.02.2014 1:08:07

Furniture safety. Kids Climb Everything. Teeth Brushing. How to poop in ski boots. Don’t peak under the stall. Babies are so easy… but maybe no. Some kids eat… a LOT. Links to iapps we were chatting up: Tooth brushing app: Star Teeth App Great kids games: Bugs and Bubbles  

#15 – Bucket or Bowl? 05.02.2014 1:11:15

Where IS the best place to throw up? To Tooth Fairy or not to Tooth Fairy? Taking a two year old skiing. Elevator Etiquette. Safteydad!

#14 – Winter Vomiting Bug 30.01.2014 1:15:27

Sick dads talking about being sick. What slope isn’t slippery? Sometimes you just have to let them fall. Co sleeping.

#13 – Public Service Laser Beams 22.01.2014 1:11:50

Fun with thermostats. Emoticon Speed signs..with laser beams. Randy rants, draws Chris in, then argues with him. 3D printed fetus sculptures. Seriously. Bathtub Submarines.  

#12 – I Could Be A Writer 16.01.2014 1:13:51

Always have a drink ready… for the kids. Night Terrors. Libraries, a great source for books! Randy’s magic skateboard. Dreams can be boring yet very scary. Is Randy hurting the trees? Consonance.

#11 – A Punch In The Mouth 09.01.2014 1:11:11

Loud Talkers vs napping children. SET THE CLOCK ON YOUR CAMERA! if you use your work computer for your entire photo collection… stop. backup tips. dont walk back up the sled track. Standardize all cup types! Extra points for containers.  

#10 – Put The Sun To Your Back 03.01.2014 1:10:13

Timeout science Convert TV into chores Holiday family portraits. Making one that does not suck. Lots of lighting, camera, and photo talk School picture rage

#9 – Just A Bit More Sugar 31.12.2013 1:05:19

Randy’s hot chocolate recipe Chris is horribly ill and spills his beer. :( Randy has taken the baby gates down! How to, or not to, motivate your kid to read Keep a list of favorite activities for when the kids make you unable to think Cooking for the holidays Why gift cards suck

#8 – Eyes don’t grow back 18.12.2013 1:12:29

“I wanna be a doorman!” Parent Teacher conferences. Setting examples. Basketball: Don’t Dunk it in that kid’s face, dad. Managing Anger. Rechargeable Batteries.

#7 – Wrecking Ball 05.12.2013 1:06:40

BLACK FRIDAY! Randy’s Turkey day was interrupted by a puking kid. Kids has wrecking balls for heads. Keep your distance. Teaching Math & Science to a 5+ YO, check out Khan Academy Kids that are awesome at stuff… and we suck Tips for diaper changing a stiff legged child.

#6 – Criss Cross Applesauce 27.11.2013 1:07:23

Topics Randy is committed to consuming a 10-year old home-brew for each show. Minotaur 1 was a pretty neat rocket launch. What if adults were allowed to eat like kids? Helping kids tell time with a chalk clock. Burning marriage certificate is a bad idea. Ear muffs don’t make you a bad father. Products ”ScanSnap […]