Dad Meat

We are blessed with the Beezer, Brian Six, on this baby as we hunker down and discuss getting hit by cars, dying young and celebrating the life of our producer, Jake, who barely survived a near drowning in a foam ball pit this weekend.

This episode marks a significant milestone in Dad Meat history as we welcome our first Nickelodeon Kids Choice Award attendee to our show as Chip Chantry joins us. We talk about meeting Bud Bundy, coked up Roger Rabbit and getting our vibes right for the summer. Tell your bubs you love them. Love you bubs. Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com Go to Manscaped.com and use promo code FATBIRD to get 20% and...

We carried on like wet gremlins for this bad boy, as Tommy Pope and John McKeever came on and stretched this episode wide open. We dove headfirst into an incredible project that never got too far off the ground, Tommy thanking his dad for smacking him, Gerben going alpha on Tommy and John disimpacting himself. Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com

We fired up the vibrating loveseat and Brendan Krick kept it scorching hot for this episode. Brendan shared a terrifying meat-showing story and we got into porking in Disney and turning a nu-metal cover band practicing space into a dog turd minefield. Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com Go to Manscaped.com and use promo code FATBIRD for 20% off all their items

We decided to wild out on a Wednesday with the one and only Kilah Fox and mama mia, this was one to remember. Kilah set the tone early by threatening us with a baton, which led to Fleshlight tasers and a special haka demonstration for Kilah after she mentioned how they bring her to tears. Enjoy this bad boy then slide over to our Patreon page for a buckwild part two. Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com

We're blessed with the presence of one of our comedy OG's, John Kensil. We farted up a storm, busted out some puppets and went cheeks deep into some hot Flintstones talk. Come have fun with us and for the love of God, listen to part two of this episode on our Patreon. Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com Go to Manscaped.com and use promo code FATBIRD for 20% off some incredible grooming products

This one is off the chain. We let The Loud Boys into Dad Meat Studios and Dalton Pruitt, Joe Gorman and Robbie Goodwin carried on like molested Muppets. Easily our most popped off episode yet. 

Collie Goat aka Colum Tyrrell graces us with his presence as we discuss developing romance novel ideas, slipping in slurs and Timbo coming out of a monumental funk with a renewed focus and thicker meat. FGR Summer is upon us. Act accordingly. Love you, bubs. 

We're blessed with the presence and wisdom of one of the wisest OGs in the game, the Prince of Plumbing, Mr. Tubs. Tubs gifts us with presents that money cannot buy and we discuss the everlasting impact of Dirk Diggler's meat, creepy customers and gawking at bird on vacation in Florida.

The vibes were right and all cylinders were firing as we welcome our boy John Nunn. We're reaching into our trousers and pulling out some serious meat as we reminisce about quadriplegic hecklers, dead Jeeps and trying to form bonds with coke dealers. 

A legendary party weekend with the titans of Philly podcasting comes to a close. Memories of strip clubs, monster dongs and genuine feelings are shared as Big Jon Stud aka Jon DelCollo returns to the cast. 

Just want to send out a sweet treat to start the weekend off right. This is a Patreon episode that we enjoyed tremendously, so we wanted to share it with you and hope you will join us for all the other sultry nonsense we get into on Patreon.com/DadMeatPodcast. We are back with the vigor of homophobic Indonesian cops, pitching business ideas such as Auntie Quranne's Pretzels, searching the depths o...

Dad Meat is back kicking, screaming and yelling some very bad words while crying barefoot as we welcome Ryan Shaner back to the show. We naturally get right back into dysfunctional childhoods, a return to diarrhea and Shaner's innovative self defense system which revolves around bottled bodily fluids. Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com

The heavens opened and Ian Fidance descended upon Dad Meat HQ to join us for an hour of talking concert boobs, ruining E.T. the Ride and the return of Chucky who makes the quickest fifty bucks in history. Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com Check out Manscaped.com and use promo code FATBIRD for 20% off all products and free shipping.

We hit the ground running with David James and speak on taboo topics like cat kidnapping, making homemade chemicals and the art of taking urine from criminals on probation. Check out Part 2 of this bad boy at Patreon.com/DadMeatPodcast Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com Go to Manscaped.com and use promo code FATBIRD for 20% off all products.

The King, John McKeever, joins the cast for this bad boy as we leave no cheek left unclapped. We discuss how we've each evolved into daytime porkers, having your dad send you to the arcade so he could put your mom through the motel headboard and calling coke dealers on Sunday morning. Head over to the Patreon for part two of this episode to get some juicy new sketch info from McKeever that is sure...

Thankfully, we have Brian Six aka The Beezer with us to reel us in after discussing our adventures with our new suck machines. We also dive headfirst into Six's burgeoning private detective career and discuss a potential crimefighting partnership with The Rain Train. Check out Part 2 of this bad boy at Patreon.com/DadMeatPodcast Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com

What a joy to be rejoined by the one and only Mr. Tubs, who takes a break from running the nation's plumbing game to chop it up with us. Tubs leaves no Miller High Life behind as he treats us to the most heartwarming engagement story you will ever hear before we switch gears to fawn over our new sponsor, Auto Blow, which could conceivably suck us dry.

Fresh off his life changing role in the most powerful Super Bowl commercial to date, Chris Wood joins us despite the incessant callings of fame. We also give thanks for Tim saving not only his house from being engulfed in flames, but getting such a ringing commendation from firefighters on the scene that it compelled Mike to swear Tim in as an official volunteer firefighter. The episode ends with...

If fat versions of Dawson's Creek stars turn you on, then you are gonna be rock hard for our guest, Jon DelCollo. We are still not convinced this studio is not possessed with the spirit of a bad dead child after the way we acted tonight, delving deep into such bad boy topics as gerbil suicide, nightclub fires and 90's sitcom stars that made our birds wiggle.

We are honored to welcome one of the funniest people on the planet, Tommy Pope, to Dad Meat. We get to the bottom of amateur murder investigating, hunting down Tim's missing cat and becoming a guardian angel to a lost Dominican dog who was reunited with his owner. This one heats up to a scorching hot Patreon episode which features a near in-studio death.

We welcome Lady King royalty to the show as Kilah Fox graces us with her presence. We carry on like soda-drunk children as we pop off about obese bombers, mental health check ins and a Looney Tunes interpretation of the Capitol storming. Shoutout shaftmcnulty for the title. Go grab a shirt. https://dadmeat.com Join the Dad Meat Patreon for part 2 of this episode and tons more content for as little...

We prayed to the heavens for a guest with the mustache of a 19th century murderer and the spunk of a child beauty pageant winner and God sent us Ryan Shaner of Ya F*cked It Podcast. God quickly regretted giving us anything, as we broke out the communion crackers and feasted as we talked crucifixion hijinks, porn hall of famers and wrote the storyline for a Fleshlight-based version of The Sandlot.

We're blessed with our friend Sidney Gantt, aka Sid the Kid, coming on and we come out swinging with a heaping helping of spunk talk. Sid and Mike both reveal their unique jerking style in the midst of all this. Sid discusses why he is an extraordinary debater while also telling us why he became the unofficial mayor of his hometown. Go grab a shirt. https://dadmeat.com Join the Dad Meat Patreon fo...

We are blessed to have the brains behind virtually every cool thing the squad has done over the years with none other than John McKeever. Sure, we get into Uncle Daycare behind the scenes shit, but we make time to discuss the most pressing issue of the night: an entire Navy Seal team dedicated to sucking their own dicks to accomplish missions. Also, check out Part 2 of this episode on Patreon to s...