Dad Meat

We are fortunate to welcome Tommy Pope back to the show as we discuss our fantasy birds, the ideal cooters and the buttholes of our dreams.

We are joined by The Blyzard of Oz, Charles Blyzniuk, and we talk about how we think we're gonna die, falling asleep hard and getting pig texts from your spouse.

We are joined by the 8th Impractical Joker, Jon DelCollo, for some good clean fun as we discuss Tim's weekend long acid trip, repo'd cars and the wild world of whippits. Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com Go to Manscaped.com and use promo code FATBIRD for 20% off and free shipping

The gods have smiled upon us and graced our couch with Chris O'Connor. We dig deep into Chris' Tik Tok hell hole, Shaner's machete and repurposing Epstein Island. 

In what is one of the most fun episodes we've ever done, Shawn Gardini blows the roof off the place. The sodas were flowing and The Gardfather unloaded on kayaking, fishing and clapping cheeks. 

Wepa! Sidney Gantt comes back to discuss living a black orthodox lifestyle, getting socked by a girlfriend and getting our cheek deficient boys the yams they deserve to clap. 

We are honored to welcome Tubs back to Dad Meat. We get right into what matters most and that involves cartoon smut, dads with broken birds and saluting ladies that you've porked. 

We look back fondly on Woodstock 99 with our friend Brandon Vincent Jackson of English for Criminals Podcast. We also fondly recall our experience at a mutant MMA event while discussing opioid spunk and enduring Mike's Hitler joke that bombed so hard it nearly ruined a terrific podcast.

The king returns from the wilderness and enlightens us with his lakeside revelations. David James returns to Dad Meat and hits us with a dilemma which makes us lean towards Beyonce having a unique bird, then we discuss losing fights to prostitutes in your own car. Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com Go to Manscaped.com and use promo code FATBIRD for 20% off and free shipping

We have the good fortune of being joined by Ryan Shaner & Jon DelCollo and boy do we carry on like wet Gremlins. We discuss the anxiety associated with Disney threatening to send movies to "the vault," having Shaner's head frozen and doggie style births.

We overcame a solid minute of tech issues to have one of the best episodes yet with Blake Wexler and Jon DelCollo. We find out all about Blake's Cub Scout Master holding him upside down by his ankles, talk about taking his girlfriend to a monkey party and come up with some killer ideas for poop propaganda.

With Butterly in the wilderness for the next three weeks, we kept the Dad Meat fire hot with Jake Mattera and Sidney Gantt. The three of us were rock hard for the entire hour discussing Jake's phone pit catastrophe, treating our wives to adult film conventions and performing cunnilingus like we were starving. 

We are blessed with the presence of the king, Matt McCusker, as we speak on EMTs keepin' it one hunnit, nursing as a cursed profession and using Club Penguin to cheat on your spouse. 

We are blessed with the Beezer, Brian Six, on this baby as we hunker down and discuss getting hit by cars, dying young and celebrating the life of our producer, Jake, who barely survived a near drowning in a foam ball pit this weekend.

This episode marks a significant milestone in Dad Meat history as we welcome our first Nickelodeon Kids Choice Award attendee to our show as Chip Chantry joins us. We talk about meeting Bud Bundy, coked up Roger Rabbit and getting our vibes right for the summer. Tell your bubs you love them. Love you bubs. Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com Go to Manscaped.com and use promo code FATBIRD to get 20% and...

We carried on like wet gremlins for this bad boy, as Tommy Pope and John McKeever came on and stretched this episode wide open. We dove headfirst into an incredible project that never got too far off the ground, Tommy thanking his dad for smacking him, Gerben going alpha on Tommy and John disimpacting himself. Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com

We fired up the vibrating loveseat and Brendan Krick kept it scorching hot for this episode. Brendan shared a terrifying meat-showing story and we got into porking in Disney and turning a nu-metal cover band practicing space into a dog turd minefield. Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com Go to Manscaped.com and use promo code FATBIRD for 20% off all their items

We decided to wild out on a Wednesday with the one and only Kilah Fox and mama mia, this was one to remember. Kilah set the tone early by threatening us with a baton, which led to Fleshlight tasers and a special haka demonstration for Kilah after she mentioned how they bring her to tears. Enjoy this bad boy then slide over to our Patreon page for a buckwild part two. Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com

We're blessed with the presence of one of our comedy OG's, John Kensil. We farted up a storm, busted out some puppets and went cheeks deep into some hot Flintstones talk. Come have fun with us and for the love of God, listen to part two of this episode on our Patreon. Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com Go to Manscaped.com and use promo code FATBIRD for 20% off some incredible grooming products

This one is off the chain. We let The Loud Boys into Dad Meat Studios and Dalton Pruitt, Joe Gorman and Robbie Goodwin carried on like molested Muppets. Easily our most popped off episode yet. 

Collie Goat aka Colum Tyrrell graces us with his presence as we discuss developing romance novel ideas, slipping in slurs and Timbo coming out of a monumental funk with a renewed focus and thicker meat. FGR Summer is upon us. Act accordingly. Love you, bubs. 

We're blessed with the presence and wisdom of one of the wisest OGs in the game, the Prince of Plumbing, Mr. Tubs. Tubs gifts us with presents that money cannot buy and we discuss the everlasting impact of Dirk Diggler's meat, creepy customers and gawking at bird on vacation in Florida.

The vibes were right and all cylinders were firing as we welcome our boy John Nunn. We're reaching into our trousers and pulling out some serious meat as we reminisce about quadriplegic hecklers, dead Jeeps and trying to form bonds with coke dealers. 

A legendary party weekend with the titans of Philly podcasting comes to a close. Memories of strip clubs, monster dongs and genuine feelings are shared as Big Jon Stud aka Jon DelCollo returns to the cast. 

Just want to send out a sweet treat to start the weekend off right. This is a Patreon episode that we enjoyed tremendously, so we wanted to share it with you and hope you will join us for all the other sultry nonsense we get into on Patreon.com/DadMeatPodcast. We are back with the vigor of homophobic Indonesian cops, pitching business ideas such as Auntie Quranne's Pretzels, searching the depths o...