Dad Meat

While Tim gets his health right, Jon DelCollo and Sidney Gantt come through to discuss the Disney Vault, biting birds and talking your way out of drunk driving arrests.  Come see us live in January and February w/ Colum Tyrrell and grab tix here: https://linktr.ee/MikeRainey82

We welcome The Gard Dawg, Shawn Gardini, who pops off about purple saxophones, neck kinks and picking up hitchhikers in the McDonald's drive thru. 

We are joined by the king, Colum Tyrrell, to discuss our upcoming tour, the hottest old dudes and a new treatment for dementia. Check out the following dates and come have fun with us: 1/20 - NYC - The Stand 1/21 - Albany - Madison Theatre 1/27 - Boston - White Bull Tavern 2/16 - Baltimore - Full Tilt Brewery 2/27 - Chicago - Zanies

We're joined by our one boy Ryan Foster as we discuss hot Mom Moms, terrifying food workers and Moroccan hecklers. Tim puts on a farting fireworks display for the ages that will leave you wanting more and checking your own shorts.  

We welcome our friend Sonia Z. and immediately cleanse our energy with a group prayer then bellyflop right into some earnest squirt talk. 

We are back from Skankfest South with full hearts and rock hard birds. Whole episode is centered on good vibes, gay dads and destroyed underwear.    Check out twitch.tv/timbutterly Check out Patreon.com/lilstinkers for the best murder/Impractical Jokers themed podcast out there

You thought Houston had a problem before? That was nothing compared to the army of the fattest, gayest, retardedest bubs that descended upon H-Town this weekend. We carried on like soda children all weekend and had an all-time rager of an episode to close out our Skankfest South experience. Love you, bubs. 

The Beezer comes in swingin' a fat bird as we get into Tim's incredible Halloween costume, the powerful effect of Chucky and the intoxicating allure of wife fights.

We welcome our friend Anthony Moore to Dad Meat Studios to talk about the embarrassment of surviving a jump out of a high rise, changing of the guard at strip clubs and having a group marriage ceremony. Go to Patreon.com/dadmeatpodcast for part two of this bad boy. Check out twitchtv/timbutterly Check out Patreon.com/lilstinkers for the best murder/Impractical Jokers-themed podcast out there

We're carrying on like bad soda children with Brian Finnell talking about getting your cheeks clapped at Hibachi, giving the business to soldier's wives and persistent good vibes from the live show. 

The Black Anime gods parted the skies and dropped LeMaire Lee right into the Dad Meat Studio for this scorcher. We got to the bottom of broken finger jerking, clapping cheeks and our incredible inaugural Dad Meat live event.

We're blessed to have our friend Sidney Gantt back on the show to talk about mediating arrests, spending quality time with our children and creating hood drinks. 

We are fortunate to welcome Tommy Pope back to the show as we discuss our fantasy birds, the ideal cooters and the buttholes of our dreams.

We are joined by The Blyzard of Oz, Charles Blyzniuk, and we talk about how we think we're gonna die, falling asleep hard and getting pig texts from your spouse.

We are joined by the 8th Impractical Joker, Jon DelCollo, for some good clean fun as we discuss Tim's weekend long acid trip, repo'd cars and the wild world of whippits. Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com Go to Manscaped.com and use promo code FATBIRD for 20% off and free shipping

The gods have smiled upon us and graced our couch with Chris O'Connor. We dig deep into Chris' Tik Tok hell hole, Shaner's machete and repurposing Epstein Island. 

In what is one of the most fun episodes we've ever done, Shawn Gardini blows the roof off the place. The sodas were flowing and The Gardfather unloaded on kayaking, fishing and clapping cheeks. 

Wepa! Sidney Gantt comes back to discuss living a black orthodox lifestyle, getting socked by a girlfriend and getting our cheek deficient boys the yams they deserve to clap. 

We are honored to welcome Tubs back to Dad Meat. We get right into what matters most and that involves cartoon smut, dads with broken birds and saluting ladies that you've porked. 

We look back fondly on Woodstock 99 with our friend Brandon Vincent Jackson of English for Criminals Podcast. We also fondly recall our experience at a mutant MMA event while discussing opioid spunk and enduring Mike's Hitler joke that bombed so hard it nearly ruined a terrific podcast.

The king returns from the wilderness and enlightens us with his lakeside revelations. David James returns to Dad Meat and hits us with a dilemma which makes us lean towards Beyonce having a unique bird, then we discuss losing fights to prostitutes in your own car. Go grab a shirt - dadmeat.com Go to Manscaped.com and use promo code FATBIRD for 20% off and free shipping

We have the good fortune of being joined by Ryan Shaner & Jon DelCollo and boy do we carry on like wet Gremlins. We discuss the anxiety associated with Disney threatening to send movies to "the vault," having Shaner's head frozen and doggie style births.

We overcame a solid minute of tech issues to have one of the best episodes yet with Blake Wexler and Jon DelCollo. We find out all about Blake's Cub Scout Master holding him upside down by his ankles, talk about taking his girlfriend to a monkey party and come up with some killer ideas for poop propaganda.

With Butterly in the wilderness for the next three weeks, we kept the Dad Meat fire hot with Jake Mattera and Sidney Gantt. The three of us were rock hard for the entire hour discussing Jake's phone pit catastrophe, treating our wives to adult film conventions and performing cunnilingus like we were starving. 

We are blessed with the presence of the king, Matt McCusker, as we speak on EMTs keepin' it one hunnit, nursing as a cursed profession and using Club Penguin to cheat on your spouse.