Dad Meat

Christmas came early as Chris Wood of Oral Presentations joins us and wows us with the details surrounding the theft of a coveted DVD belonging to his dead uncle. Woodman also reveals that he spends a significant amount of time in gravity boots, suspended upside down, while also describing a possibly supernatural encounter with a hammered oracle at a comedy show.

Butterly and The Rain Train are shootin' ropes of joy as Dad Meat returns to in person recording at the all new Dad Meat Studio. As if that wasn't enough, Colum Tyrrell, The Wizard of Pod, comes in swingin' on this bad boy in what was easily a cast for the ages. Latex cheeks are busted, knives are pulled and the boys are back to rubbin' birds the way God intended.

This bad boy feels like an all star game with Kevin Ryan and H. Foley from Are You Garbage? here to clap cheeks with us. We get right to setting up Foley's perv for pay account before settling a simmering beef between Tim and Foley centering upon dead heartthrob, Paul Walker (RIP).

Fresh off a butcher job at the barbershop, Mike licks his wounds with Tim's help and they get into a heartwarming, and nearly housewarming, turkey fire, nu-metal wiggers and the horror of revealing to your wife that you are an Aaron Lewis impersonator.

Fueled by strong naps, we hit the ground running with our guest, Mary Radzinski. We delved deep into finding love in the toilet, as well as lying to spouses to go to trampoline parks by yourself. Unzip your pants, let a bass heavy fart rip and settle in to this bad boy.

We welcome back Dad meat royalty, as Jon DelCollo returns. Jon Takes a break from losing money flipping sneakers to discuss old stinky piss people and workplace hot dog gun shootings. PS go grab a shirt at https://dadmeat.com

We're warming our fingers up as we the more we talk about cosmic bowling diddling with Jim Ginty. Tim weighs the pros and cons of becoming a full time children's YouTuber, but unfortunately tempers flare once again and Gint Swag gets caught in the middle of another knife duel.

We celebrate one year of Dad Meat by welcoming Matt McCusker and Wes Rowlands back and we quickly get our birds filthy with discussion on the state of programming harder. Celebrate our peenceanera with us and give yourself something to listen to while you inch closer and closer to sucking yourself sideways.

We're coming in rock hard ready to split some synthetic cheeks. Mike's Real Doll fantasy becomes more of a reality by the second and quickly devolves into discussion of getting a Real Buddy doll made in Tim's likeness. Tim gives his blessing while riding high from a weekend filled with fun, food and backyard gymnastics, or dare I say...Tymnastics.

The Heskiest Man Alive, James Hesky, joins us again and we are instantly popped off, getting right into Tim defacing the most sacred of religious idols and ultimately ending up with frat house hijinks butt play.

A new day dawns as Tim leaves District 9 for the rolling hills of Northeast Philly. Joining us is our boy Sidney Gantt of Two Jacked Bros Podcast, as we look back fondly on Tim's eventful moving day which featured a lively cast of crackheads, hit and run drivers and Latino Freddy Kruegers.

We are joined by one of the most prolific comedians, writers, and illustrators to ever grace the Dad Meat airwaves. Doogie Horner joins birds with us to discuss his books, processing grief and Italian horror. The episode is bittersweet, as it is likely the last episode that Tim does from his home in the hood and it's almost as though the dirt bikes and Honda Civic sound systems on his street can s...

We welcome one of the most interesting people on Earth, Chris Wood of Oral Presentations, and we brave the Puerto Rican Pride Parade cruising down Tim's block to get to the bottom of Chris nearly having his foot cut off, as well as sing the praises of Limp Bizkit and Kid Rock. Oral Presentations on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/oral-presentations/id1490806721 Join the Dad M...

Fresh off a trip to the Big Apple, Mike and Tim are back to speak on a rotten prank which left Mike feeling hoodwinked, bamboozled and every other verb that sounds like it would be used in a Malcolm X Yelp review. Tim is unapologetic and drunk with prank power. Guest David James joins the show to wrangle Tim and Mike, attempting to save them from becoming mortal enemies.

The stars aligned and Jon DelCollo rejoined us to carry on like gypsies and to confuse Bud Lite Party Dogs for 5'2" retired basketball stars. This bad boy gets hot and heavy before leading into Part 2 on the patreon which ends with the hardest we have ever laughed on the podcast.

If you're into bakery fights then boy will this episode scratch that itch. We are joined by power couple Sidney Gantt and Ansley Cox of Two Jacked Bros Podcast and they put on a master class in public arguments, hood videos and race-specific hydration.

The vibes weren't right to record on Friday night so we set our sights on a Sunday cast. We busted our emotional cheeks open and went with a double dose of positivity, optimism and goodwill. Program evaluations are in full effect and we decide to only get stronger from here on out, bubs.

There was nothing we could do to resist the seductive charm of our guest Collie Tyrrell and his thick Irish brogue. It completely disarmed us, stripped us of our clothes and insecurities and led to a rich discussion on regression into wiggerhood, egomaniacal gynecologists and the expression of our ever-growing love for the Bubs. 

Tommy Pope wrecks our insides with some homespun nostalgia on excelling in child athletics, underage drinking and wrecking box on basement floors. This one is gonna make you wanna call your parents and whoever you fingered in high school to tell them you were thinking of them.

We are overwhelmed with gratitude as John McKeever blesses the show with his presence. We lead off with some nuanced spunk talk which leads into McKeever offering captivating insight into trying to sell a television show, including some exciting news regarding the future of Tires, Etc.

Beezer and Shaner bless us with their presence and we double down on convincing Shaner to dedicate himself to his true calling: wrecking his bird for digital dollars. This bad boy is an hour of dingers, so grab some popcorn, unbuckle your pants and go to town on yourself with the drapes open while we help you ease into the weekend.

Tim is back from the Pacific Northwest with a renewed spirit and a rock hard bird that loggers couldn't make a dent in. Come bask in these magical mountain streams while the simpletons roam the streets flashing their beavers at cops. God it feels good to be back in the presence of the Supreme Bubs.

While wishing one another a happy anniversary to commemorate our appearance on the Tonight Show six years ago, we admit to having some sour feelings about the experience, but agree that the highlight was that so many Middle Eastern perverts were able to wreck their meat to us on national TV. Tim also recounts a very sweet and sincere birds and the bees talk with his son that was heavier on birds t...

A star-studded return to the studio features the triumphant return of Mr. Tubs and the debut of Chef Chipper. These two put on a self-made man clinic, getting dick deep in the nuances of entrepreneurship and the value in charitable acts before topping the whole enchilada off with a bird warming story from Tubs about porking his wife in a Cleveland casino.

Fresh off an incredible 36 hours in the wilderness, we look back fondly at the fires we gathered 'round, the waterfalls we chased and the friendships we cemented. David James then kicks us into high gear talking about his new album, Kidnapping Season, available now on Apple Music.