Three Seas

Cults, Cryptids, and Conspiracies

Comedy EN ↓ 482 episodes

Two friends decided to make podcast about all the weird crap from history that sometimes can't be explained. Chelsea is here for political conspiracies, Cristina is here for the history and the science behind it all. From mysteries in ancient times to people missing in present day. From doomsday cults throughout history to international politics. From Bigfoot to Dropbears. If it's weird, we want to talk about it.

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Three Seas

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Comedy

Latest episode

Feb 7, 2026

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Episodes

Episode 79: History is Cyclical 16.11.2018

Today Chelsea breaks open a conspiracy deep in american politics! Too be clear we are talking about a crook and a creep, Cristina breaks down good magic and bad hexes! Murder is totally allowed if black magic is involved. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Also check out our patreon www.patreon.co...

Episode 78: Don't Talk About the Banana Bread 09.11.2018

Cristina talks about a fluffy beast that you really don't want to be spreading info about. This one will make you howl at the moon. Chelsea brings us the more kinky side of the U.S. Government. Can I get a non consensual drugging on the rocks? Shaken not stirred. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast....

Episode 77: Porque No Los Dos, Ladies 02.11.2018

Today Chelsea delights us with a tale of an undiscovered land. Add this to your list of desirable vacation spots! Cristina brings us to a much more enrapturing plane with music. One could say we were soothed by the sounds of the devil himself. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Also check out our...

Parlor of the Paranormal Teaser 31.10.2018

Want a taste of what the ladies have been working on in the shadows? Here is a small tidbit of the Patreon exclusive podcast we intend to put out monthly! Visit our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/cultscryptidsconspiracies

Episode 76: Spooktober part 4; Spooky Cows Of The Deep 26.10.2018

Today Cristina discusses one of the creepiest places and the terrible things that can happen to cows. It'll have you crawling out of your skin. Chelsea takes us back to Scotland with a haunting mystery. If the light at the lighthouse is out is anyone home? Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Many t...

Episode 75: Spooktober part 3; Poison and Bricks (Of The Deep) 19.10.2018

Chelsea brings us a tale of a ghastly sort. Ever been curious about how haunted Scotland is? Chelsea has what you seek. Cristina brought her A game with a spooky tale of murder. 17th Century murder in America. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Many thanks to TJ Shirley for our theme song! Also ch...

Episode74: Spooktober part 2; Deadly Banana Beer From The Deep 12.10.2018

Christina starts us off with some not so great historical context from the 80's to 90's. This cult misinterpreted the ten commandments for sure. Chelsea brings up a mysterious race of peoples from the past who loved to ruin peoples day. Hashtag get wrecked by the people of the sea. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or T...

Episode73: Spooktober part 1; Pig Demons of the Deep 05.10.2018

Today Mal replaces Chelsea with some treasure filled tales. Count your doubloons cause we will all be rich by this tale. Cristina kicks off Spooktober with a ghastly tale! Demons and pigs and ghosts OH MY! Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Many thanks to TJ Shirley for our theme song! Also check...

Episode 72: Sun Shines over Ancient Water 28.09.2018

Join us today as Cristina brings up such a sunny event in american history! The sun will always shine in our great america. Nothing goes wrong here nope. Then Chelsea discusses a wonderful lake between Israel and Syria. We don't have to go deep underwater to find shiny treasure! Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Twee...

Episode 71: ...Surprise Genitalia! Part 2 21.09.2018

The thrilling conclusion to the biggest drawing in Australia. Or is anything concluded at all! Prepare your ectoplasm cause Cristina brings us into a dramatic feud of a ghostly sort. Who knew a magician and a detective story writer could fight about this! Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Many th...

Episode 70: Wait For It... Part 1 14.09.2018

Today episode is special cause its split into two parts! First Chelsea tells us some extreme stories pf polygamy and sadness. All aboard for bummersville! Next we have our great guest Erik leaving us on a cliffhanger! the outback of Australia just got more weird. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast....

Episode 69: NICE. 07.09.2018

Today Cristina discusses the past religious climate in South Korea. Sadly the world didn't end like some had hoped. Chelsea brings up two famous locations that go deep down to hell. Like literally there is no joke here they go to hell. And Mal's story time involves his possibly haunted car. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail...

Episode 68: Federal Cryptid Pheromones 31.08.2018

Today Chelsea talks about a few beasties that may or may not exist. your favorite creature may be a cryptid. Leigh from History is Gay graces us with their presence as a guest. Lets learn about bees and pheromones together and what war crimes we can commit with them. Cristina brings up a well known cryptid that is loved and hated by many - the Jersey Devil! We all just want a small goat with wings...

Episode 67: Religion; Extreme Mode 24.08.2018

Cristina takes vacationing into the wilderness to a whole new level. If you meet some old Russians in your nearby forest just welcome them is all. Chelsea get deep into the problems Exorcism causes to your mental health. Remember always seek help if you need it. Just maybe not from the church. Support our Patron at https://www.patreon.com/cultscryptidsconspiracies Thanks for listening and remember...

Episode 66: Mithras' Coconut Crabs 17.08.2018

Join Chel as she talks about a super ancient group of knowledge seekers. You'll have to grab this one by the horns. Cristina discusses the mystery behind a famous aviator who may have gone missing. Spoiler alert she does in fact disappears. Mal Also has a small story about praying to the god of electronics versus Jesus. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at c...

Episode 65: Recreational Swimming 10.08.2018

Today let Cristina wow you with a San Diego historically spooky site. Proof that ghosts can both be sad and harmless. Chelsea talks about a famous island that honestly deserves an episode all to itself. Did the indigenous people pull a fast one on historians? Listen find out. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet u...

Episode 64: Don't Question It, Just Go With It. 03.08.2018

Chelsea talks about a mysterious event in Brazil! She also butchers the Portuguese language. Cristina discusses the religious implications of a travelling Jesus. It's all about that fish and bread. Also Mal is here for the laughs. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Many thanks to TJ Shirley for ou...

Episode 63: God Might Be In This Episode 27.07.2018

Chelsea talks about a fiery hot cult that certainly won't warm up your heart. All aboard to bummersville! Then with Cristina we begin the search for a special gentleman you may have seen in your sleep. Let's just say sandman didn't give you these dreams. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Many tha...

Episode 62: Time Traveling FanFiction Cryptids 20.07.2018

Chelsea is back! And she has a story to tell that is definitely not a cheap rip off of every time travel movie from the 80s. Meanwhile, Cristina tells us about a Cryptid from Australia with a name that Chelsea can't stop giggling at (Also it's Australis so there's like a 50% chance it actually exists). Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspi...

Episode 61: Monsters on Vacation 13.07.2018

This week we replace Chelsea with a newer, spookier host! (Just for this week though). Cristina tells the tale of a South American cult and mentions the Prestige a lot. Special Guest Bones tells the tale of a famous American haunting with demon pigs! We have fun. Remember to like, rate, and review and email us at cultcryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Many thanks to TJ Shirley...

Episode 60: Schrödinger's Child At Your Local Cult Deli 06.07.2018

Chelsea talks about a child who either was or wasn't found and Cristina hops on the train to Bummersville to tell you about the 12 Tribes and how they could be IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD! Remember to like, rate, and review and email us at cultcryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Many thanks to TJ Shirley for our theme song! Thanks for listening!

Episode 59: DIY Mystical Energy Smuggling 29.06.2018

You didn't exactly ask for it but Chelsea's talking about it anyway: It's HOBBY LOBBY!!! In less weird 2017 news stories and more mystical weird stuff, Cristina talks about lay lines and how they're definitely caused by wizard aliens. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Many thanks to TJ Shirley fo...

Episode 58: Demons DTF In Your Area 22.06.2018

Chelsea brings you Crytids of biblical proportions that bleed into the modern day while Cristina tells you exactly why Thomas Edison sucks. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review. You can also e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Many thanks to TJ Shirley for our theme song!

Episode 57: Synagogue of Satan in Scenic Bisley 15.06.2018

Welcome to episode 57 where you can learn about the questionable gender of one of Englands former monarchs and how Jews are trying to get you high (but like maliciously somehow). Thanks for listening and remember to email us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast

Episode 56: Internet Clowns 08.06.2018

Chelsea's back! And she's here to tell you about the website left behind after the mass suicide of the Heaven's Gate cult members. Afterwards you can enjoy Cristina talking about terrifying clowns because she lives to feed your nightmares. Thanks for listening and remember to email us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast and like, rate, and review wherever you listen to ou...

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