Three Seas

Cults, Cryptids, and Conspiracies

Comedy EN ↓ 482 episodes

Two friends decided to make podcast about all the weird crap from history that sometimes can't be explained. Chelsea is here for political conspiracies, Cristina is here for the history and the science behind it all. From mysteries in ancient times to people missing in present day. From doomsday cults throughout history to international politics. From Bigfoot to Dropbears. If it's weird, we want to talk about it.

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Feb 7, 2026

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Episodes

Episode 55: Breaking Alliteration 01.06.2018

Chelsea is sick this week so instead of her you get our editor/producer Malachi to tell you about religious conspiracies! And also part 2 of Cristina's Michael Jackson conspiracies. Thanks for listening and feel free to e-mail us your own conspiracies at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast Thanks!

Episode 54: Annie Are You Okay? 25.05.2018

Do you know about The Black Eyed Children? Well you do now thanks to Chelsea! Afterwards, enjoy Cristina explain how a very sizable and devoted group of Michael Jackson fans are convinced that he's not really dead and that he'll be back for his come back tour any day now. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com and Tweet us @...

Episode 53: Chelsea's Color-paloza 18.05.2018

Welcome to Bummersville! Where Cristina is going to tell you about the Anthill Kids. Now, seeing as this gets Extremely Depressing and Disturbing (even for Bummersville), we want to let you know that Chelsea's section, where she talks about a creature that started from a creation myth and became a cryptid, starts at 58 minutes into the Podcast. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and...

Episode 52: The Paper Anniversary 11.05.2018

It's episode 52 which means we've been doing this for a year! How crazy is that? In honor of our year in the podcasting business we give you a very weird trip to Bummersville ("It's kind of fun and interesting until the mass suicide") from Chelsea and a mysterious disappearance of a family from Cristina. Thank you so much to all our listeners for sticking with us through the first year! We're look...

Episode 51: To Invade A Mockingbird 04.05.2018

Some stories are believable, and some lack even the basic proof to even be loosely considered a "conspiracy", and today we're talking about both! First, Cristina talks about how Stargates were the reason for the War in Iraq (and no, the explanation doesn't make it sound less crazy), and then Chelsea talks about CIA's Project Mockingbird which is definitely totally a thing the CIA would do. Thanks...

Episode 50: Send Nudes to the Men In Black 27.04.2018

You asked for it so we covered it: Get ready to get on the train to Bummersville as Chelsea talks about NXIVM AKA that sex cult with the Smallville actress. Spoiler Alert: It's way worse than you thought. And then Cristina talks about how the mythos of the Men In Black started involving some guy in Washington claiming some aliens burned his son and killed his dog. Thanks for listening and remember...

Episode 49: Alex Jones' Worst Nightmare 20.04.2018

Cristina and Chelsea are joined by the guys from Trust Me I'm A Therapist to talk about the man who can eat everything, Prozac in the water supply, and the mysterious Black Stain of Venezuela. Remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast Thanks for listening!

Episode 48: The Vanishing Women Who Stare At Goats 13.04.2018

Welcome to our Freaky Friday the 13th episode! Chelsea takes everyone on the train to Bummersville and talks about the Vanishing Triangle in Ireland and then we go over to Cristina who has another Cryptid bonanza! This time involving GOAT MEN! Remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast Thanks for listening!

Episode 47: Social Science with a Shot of Bourbon 06.04.2018

An accidental MKUltra breakdown as Cristina talks about the "suicide" of ex-CIA employee Frank Olson and Chelsea talks about the Tavistock Institute that is definitely funding this podcast apparently. Remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us your family conspiracies or petty academic stories or anything else you want at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or you can Tweet us @C3Podcast. Th...

Episode 46: *Insert Anti Semitic Klaxon Here* 30.03.2018

Cristina and Chelsea are joined by special guest comic book writer Chris Sebela! Chelsea and Chris both talk about recent cults that still are alive today and Cristina tells us a ghost story about vengeful women who are easily distracted by candy. Remember to like, rate, and review and follow us on Twitter @C3Podcast or on Facebook at Facebook. Com/CultsCryptidsConspiracies and e-mail us all your...

Episode 45: Mary Magdalene and the Religious Laser Beam 23.03.2018

Welcome to the wonderful/crazy world of religion! With Cristina talking about an actual tinhat conspiracy involving NASA, the New World Order, and controlling peoples minds with laser beams while Chelsea talks about the (most likely) conspiracy that Mary Magdalene was (GASP) the wife of Jesus! Remember to like, rate and review and to e-mail us your conspiracies at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.c...

Episode 44: 17th Century Incognito Mode 16.03.2018

Cristina and Chelsea once again accidentally theme together, this time in 17th century France! The King's Twin brother! Poison! SATANISM! WE'VE GOT IT ALL! And remember to send us your stories at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us @C3Podcast and you can also contact us at Facebook.com/CultsCryptidsConspiracies

Episode 43: Flat Earth Showdown 09.03.2018

Welcome to our first collaborative episode! Chelsea and Cristina BOTH talk about some completely off the (ice) wall theories that stem from the Flat Earth community, including, apparently, how gravity works! Remember to like, rate, and review and if you have any conspiracies of your own e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or if you have a correction or want to give us a quick shout ou...

Episode 42: Jill Dando and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls 02.03.2018

Delve into the world of crystal skulls (yes, like the terrible Indiana Jones movie) and the mystery of the death of Jill Dando! Remember to like, rate, and review wherever you listen to us and send us your family conspiracies or cryptids or general weird things at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or short messages can be Tweeted at us @C3Podcast. You can also visit us on our Facebook page at Fa...

Episode 41: The National Export of Bummersville is Depresssion 23.02.2018

Cristina and Chelsea are joined by their friend Bones as they talk about cults that dabble in both drugs AND human sacrifice, the REAL reason Marilyn Monroe died (spoilers: aliens), and a treasure hunt spanning millennia. Remember to like, rate, and review us and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com and follow us on Twitter @C3Podcast and on Facebook at facebook.com/cultscryptidsconspi...

Episode 40: Everything Is Haunted 16.02.2018

This week, Chelsea takes us on a road trip down one of New Jersey's spookiest and most supernatural roads. Then Cristina takes the wheel to show off a VERY haunted doll named Robert. There's ghosts everywhere. Remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com , Tweet us @C3Podcast, or reach out on Facebook at www.facebook.com/CultsCryptidsConspiracies/

Episode 39: Sea Me Now 09.02.2018

Welcome to the sea themed podcast! Where Cristina talks about our ancestors (maybe) and Chelsea talks about a ghost ship that also may or may not have existed. Remember to like, rate, and review! And e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast.

Episode 38: Hijackers in the Rye 02.02.2018

Chelsea kicks us off with the Dancing Plague of 1518 (not as fun as it sounds), and then Cristina tackles one of America's most infamous hijackers: D. B. Cooper. Please like, rate, and review. If you'd like to contact us you can e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast and now we have a Facebook at www.facebook.com/CultsCryptidsConspiracies/

Episode 37: Space Owls 26.01.2018

Cristina and Chelsea are talking about Cryptids today! Enjoy tales of the sea and the air (kind of). Please like, rate, and review. If you'd like to contact us you can e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast and now we have a Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/CultsCryptidsConspiracies/

Episode 36: Mafia Fires And Something Sappy About Friendship 19.01.2018

Chelsea begins today with a regaling of the tragic and mysterious tale of the missing Sodder Children, and then Cristina explains how Harry Houdini and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle were friends even from beyond the grave. Remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com , Tweet us @C3Podcast, or reach out on Facebook at https://www.facebook.com/CultsCryptidsConspir...

Episode 35: Manipulative Ballet in the Fairy Circles 12.01.2018

Cristina, your beloved Mayor of Bummersville, discusses a lesser-known cult called the Buddhafield. Then Chelsea brings up moral by talking about fairy circles (not fairy rings!) and the petty, petty scientists that study them. Remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast

Episode 34: It's A Government Conspiracy! 05.01.2018

Chelsea talks about the horror that was the Branch Davidians cult, and Cristina delves into the declassified documents from the government about UFOs! Remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast

Episode 33: Take Your Meds! 29.12.2017

Cristina talks about a mysterious disappearance in Florida and then Chelsea tells us about the Hopkinsville Goblins (and then some!) Remember to like, rate and review and e-mail us your stories at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast For a great pair of headphones, follow this link!: https://goo.gl/exS6Vy

Episode 32: Not All Men 22.12.2017

Chelsea talks about paid protestors and the anti-semitism behind it (cue klaxon) and Cristina talks about the cult started by Aleister Crowley. Remember to like, rate and review! And e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast For an awesome pair of headphones, follow this link!: https://goo.gl/exS6Vy

Episode 31: Cubic River Monsters 15.12.2017

Cristina kicks things off talking about the Liberian river monster the gbahali, and then Chelsea confuses us all trying to explain Time Cube. Also #SocratesEinsteinFight. If you like listening to us, please remember to like, rate and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com and follow us on Twitter @C3Podcast. This episode was sponsored by Sudio! Use our code CCC to get 15% off...

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