Three Seas

Cults, Cryptids, and Conspiracies

Comedy EN ↓ 482 episodes

Two friends decided to make podcast about all the weird crap from history that sometimes can't be explained. Chelsea is here for political conspiracies, Cristina is here for the history and the science behind it all. From mysteries in ancient times to people missing in present day. From doomsday cults throughout history to international politics. From Bigfoot to Dropbears. If it's weird, we want to talk about it.

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Three Seas

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Comedy

Latest episode

Feb 7, 2026

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Episodes

Episode 98: Buy Some Land and Huff Chemicals 05.04.2019

Cristina tells us of the mythical land of Poyais that has gold aplenty and redwoods. If you meet Gregor McGregor who tries to sell you a plot to this land maybe think twice. Chelsea talks about chemical trails in the sky! It's clearly the government poisoning us but in what way? Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet u...

Parlor Of The Paranormal: A Quick Bite 04.04.2019

Our third Episode for Parlor of the Paranormal! Want vampires and love?? We got all that you need! Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us at @C3Podcast. Also check out our Patreon: www.patreon.com/cultscryptidsconspiracies Many thanks to TJ Shirley for our theme song!

Episode 97: Who Put Bella In Cowboy Times? 29.03.2019

This week Chelsea tells us a tale of possible espionage. Who put Bella in the witch elm is a serious question we ask today. Meanwhile Cristina takes us back into Cowboy Times! The tales of the Superstition Mountains and the Lost Dutchmen's Mine have a lot of history. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us at @C3Podc...

Interview With The Family Survivors 27.03.2019

In this week's bonus episode, we invite Kat and Koda into the studio to discuss their horrifying time as members of "The Family". These two survivors were drawn in with the promise of love an acceptance, only to be exploited by a man who's still at large. Content Warning: This interview discusses topics of violent physical, mental, and sexual abuse. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate,...

Episode 96: Don't Trust The Mouse 22.03.2019

Today Cristina brings us a bone chilling tale! If you know a guy who can get us into the catacombs of Paris please let us record there. Chelsea says that cruise ships are the worst ever and has a story to back it up! The disappearance of Rebecca on a Disney cruise ship in 2011 is enough evidence for us. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspira...

Episode 95: The C Wars Podcast 15.03.2019

Chelsea brings up an editing mystery of the ages. Why was Marsha Lucas erased from Star Wars history? Cristina discusses the fastest ship ever known as the Dash! From fastest to most dead ship the Dash becomes a ghost ship of misfortune Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us at @C3Podcast. Also check out our Patreon...

Episode 94: God's Fist Slapping Erik's Steamy Thighs 08.03.2019

A bit of a long episode today as Cristina brings up Atlantis! Also How does one do high speed tectonic shifting? Guests Savanna and Erik discuss least known cryptids and human combustion! If you thought the podcast couldn't get weirder it just did! Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us at @C3Podcast. Also check out...

Episode 93: The Glitter of the Dead 01.03.2019

Ever wonder where Glitter comes from? No? Well now you'll always wonder With Chelsea's story about where it comes from and who is using it. Cristina gives us a deep history lesson on the positive reasons to steal a body. The Resurrectionists really had a thing going for hundreds of years. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com...

Episode 92: Wholesome Week 22.02.2019

Cristina Brings us the story of Champ the sea monster! But have no fear Champ is so friendly! Chelsea also tells of ancient sea monsters from the Odyssey! Who knew sea monsters could be so wholesome!? Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us at @C3Podcast. Also check out our Patreon: www.patreon.com/cultscryptidsconsp...

Episode 91: Always Follow The Money 15.02.2019

Today we have some special guests! Sasha and Katie from Sounds like MLM but Ok Podcast grace us with their presence and discuss what an MLM is. Cristina brings up a mystery on the ISS related to possible foul play. Chelsea talks about the cult of Raelism and their obsession with aliens. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or...

Episode 90: Gross Humans Rights Violations 08.02.2019

Join us today as we continue the theme of destroying Capitilism! Chelsea brings up a plot involving possibly the most amazing man ever! The Business plot during the Great Depression was a sad time indeed. Cristina finally solves the mystery on what happens if you dance too much. Or maybe not enough? Dancing is involved we know that at least. The Shen Yun dance tour is here and we have got Chinese...

Episode 89: Shrouded In Mystery 01.02.2019

Did Chelsea undercover a deep religious secret related to the undeath of jesus? tune in to learn about the Shroud of Turin! Cristina brings us into mysterious ground with an exclusive and rich sect of childish adults! The Bohemian Grove has so much history and sadly a freaky owl statue. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or...

Parlor of the Paranormal: Digging The Wolf 31.01.2019

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Interview With Jon Bryant 30.01.2019

Today we have a very special guest Jon Bryant! A wonderful singer who is soon to be on tour. We interview him about his past experience with Nexium! We had a great time interviewing him and everyone should check out his upcoming album. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us at @C3Podcast. Also check out our Patreon:...

Episode 88: Don't Let It Go 25.01.2019

Today Cristina tries to punctures holes into a water tight case. Did the Titanic really sink or was it just a deep plot? Chelsea brings up a cold case in the American Daytolv Pass mystery. One could say the cold truly did bother these missing people. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us at @C3Podcast. Also check o...

Episode 87: More Information Needed 18.01.2019

Listen as Chelsea talks about a cult that has its claws into the political landscape via Tulsi Gabbard. Chelsea's soapbox appears again! Cristina brings us another mystery with a medical twist: the Toxic Woman, Gloria Ramirez. If you smell sour fruit and garlic then run! Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us at @C3...

Episode 86: What Is The Truth 11.01.2019

Cristina brings up the lethal tendency of leopards. Or is that what she wants you to think? Chelsea Brings up the insanity that is Alex Jones and one of his guests. Mars isn't desolate as we had thought. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us at @C3Podcast. Also check out our Patreon: www.patreon.com/cultscryptidsco...

Parlor of the Paranormal: How To Date A Dragon 10.01.2019

Listen to Chelsea and Cristina rant about a romance novel. It's got love and dragons and hot romance! This podcast is for our patreon subscribers only. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, and review and e-mail us at cultscryptidsconspiracies@gmail.com or Tweet us @C3Podcast. Thanks!

Episode 85: Crying Baby New Year 04.01.2019

Chelsea talks about how the world almost ended! Thank god the clocks didn't actually stop or rewind though. Cristina brings up a disturbing piece of art. She wants one in the office and we are afraid it'll just show up someday to haunt us. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us at @C3Podcast. Also check out our Patr...

Episode 84.5: Vacation for Everybody 28.12.2018

Hey everyone it is Mal and I have taken over the podcast. Just a big thank you to everyone who listens to the podcast! Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us at @C3Podcast. Also check out our Patreon: www.patreon.com/cultscryptidsconspiracies

Episode 84: It's All White Peoples Fault 21.12.2018

Mal is here to discuss how easy it is to upset balance and order with just a knife. Bet you didn't see this one coming. Chelsea brings the holiday spirit for all the naughty children out there. You better shout and you better cry this holiday season. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us at @C3Podcast. Also check o...

Episode 83: Lizard People; No Pants Allowed 14.12.2018

Chelsea and Mal are back! And this week Chelsea brings you a tale of a hit documentary that was pseudoscience but also somehow a cult recruitment tool and then Cristina brings it all in with another tale of the mysterious death of a Jane Doe. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us at @C3Podcast. Also check out our P...

Episode 82: A Snake in the Hand is Worth a Creep in the Bush 07.12.2018

Chelsea and Mal abandoned Cristina for Disneyland, so this week they're being replaced by two people Cristina dug up from the past: Savanna and Bones! Join us for stories of Dark Watchers, the Cropsy Murders, and some terrible cryptids from Australia. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us at @C3Podcast. Also check...

Episode 81: Love, Nixon 30.11.2018

Ever wonder what can be said when alone for 20 minutes with Nixon? So do we! Listen in to Chelsea's thrilling conclusion of Nixon November. All Apologies from us as we head into Bummersville. Come As You Are but things don't Smell Like Teen Spirit in Cristina's tale. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us at @C3Podc...

Episode 80: F.O.R.E.S.H.A.D.O.W.I.N.G. 23.11.2018

This week Chelsea continues her saga of Watergate, which is becoming the next never-ending story. There's just way too much! Cristina talks about the Church Universal and Triumphant, which has all the hallmarks of a crazy cult with twice the amount of ghosts and angels. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us at @C3P...

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