Three Seas

Cults, Cryptids, and Conspiracies

Comedy EN ↓ 482 episodes

Two friends decided to make podcast about all the weird crap from history that sometimes can't be explained. Chelsea is here for political conspiracies, Cristina is here for the history and the science behind it all. From mysteries in ancient times to people missing in present day. From doomsday cults throughout history to international politics. From Bigfoot to Dropbears. If it's weird, we want to talk about it.

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Three Seas

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Comedy

Latest episode

Feb 7, 2026

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Episodes

Episode 119: 30 Seconds To Aten 30.08.2019

Join us as Chelsea rants about how bizarre and obviously cult like Jared Leto is. Would you spend 6500 dollars to be on an island with him and hear him preach? Cristina brings us like super way back to Egypt. This may be the first known history of monotheistic religion known to mankind. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or...

Episode 118: Jeffrey Epstein 23.08.2019

This week Cristina takes the stage. Our hearts go out to the victims and we desire justice just like everyone else should. Also side note we are all terribly sick. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us at @C3Podcast. Also check out our Patreon: www.patreon.com/cultscryptidsconspiracies

Episode 117: Q Clearance 16.08.2019

Chelsea this week starts us off with Pizzagate and the grand implications. This leads into Cristina's upcoming knowledge. Did someone say Jeffrey Epstein? Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us at @C3Podcast. Also check out our Patreon: www.patreon.com/cultscryptidsconspiracies

Episode 116: "Politics is Weird, Yo" 09.08.2019

This week Cristina brings up Shark week! Are there Israeli trained sharks stalking the waters with lasers and mind control?? Special guest star Kendra, our dearest friend, takes on the Kennedy Curse! Was the reason so many Kennedy's died due to an all powerful curse? Or was it just complete negligence and no mental health support? Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email...

Episode 115: Two Plagues And A Haunting 02.08.2019

This week Chelsea tells us of the island of Poveglia off the coast of Italy. You could say the wine is to die for. For sure on our list of haunted places to visit. Cristina Brings us info on the Oakville Jelly incident. Whatever the true case may be we are for sure in for a Jamming good time. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail....

Parlor Of The Paranormal: Fantasy Lover 31.07.2019

Cristina and Chelsea read an interesting book of deep desire. Please listen to their own suffering for your own pleasure. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us at @C3Podcast. Also check out our Patreon: www.patreon.com/cultscryptidsconspiracies Many thanks to TJ Shirley for our theme song!

Episode 114: Alice's Adventure On A Ghost Ship 26.07.2019

This week Cristina discusses the sad state of the fishing situation of North Korea. Honestly if people defected more everything would be alright. Chelsea discuses how the famous author Lewis Carroll was not a famous serial killer. This butcher possibly was a writer who went mad in wonderland though. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies...

Episode 113: Levitating Warlocks Against War 19.07.2019

Today guest Savanna talks to us about a small Chilean island that has ancient tales of Warlocks. Don't mess with these people because they can fly and are cannibals. Cristina brings us an important historic event where the Pentagon was in fact lifted off the ground! It happened and it vibrated and turned orange. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpid...

Episode 112: Cain's Not Dead But Maybe Paul Is 12.07.2019

Join Cristina as she discusses the possibility that Cain is actually a well known cryptid possibly in your backyard. just don't go killing your siblings and maybe it would have turned out alright. Chelsea this week brings up the popular conspiracy about Paul McCartney being dead! Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet...

Episode 111: Five Years in Prison 05.07.2019

Today Chelsea talks about Operation Snow White! Scientology is back at it again. Cristina brings up some terrible cult like behavior in the Czech Republic. Just please protect your kids if you learn anything from today's episode. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us at @C3Podcast. Also check out our Patreon: www.p...

Parlor Of The Paranormal: Dark needs at Nights Edge 01.07.2019

Cristina and Chelsea get into a riveting tale about vampire and ghost love! We swear its not awkward at all. Plus Vampire Erectile Dysfunction! Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us at @C3Podcast. Also check out our Patreon: www.patreon.com/cultscryptidsconspiracies Many thanks to TJ Shirley for our theme song!

Episode 110: Minions Rule North Korea 28.06.2019

Cristina talks about the obvious connection between the minions and the Illuminati. Like come on of course they are connected! right? Chelsea talks about room 39 and how north korea makes most of its income. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us at @C3Podcast. Also check out our Patreon: www.patreon.com/cultscrypti...

Episode 109: The Worst Sandwich Ever 21.06.2019

When it comes to Lake Monsters there is always a layer of mystery. Is it a log? How about an otter? Maybe even a sturgeon or big eel? Its probably just a log. Also special guest star Cameron who brings us a story about the most infamous Swordsmith in Japans history. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us at @C3Podca...

Episode 108: Wikipedia Has Failed Us 14.06.2019

Today the ladies both bring us to Bummersville! All Aboard!! Two Cults enter the arena and everybody losses! Get your yoga pants on and go vegan this week! Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us at @C3Podcast. Also check out our Patreon: www.patreon.com/cultscryptidsconspiracies Many thanks to TJ Shirley for our the...

Episode 107: Devil Can't Play This HAARP 07.06.2019

Chelsea discovered a machine that controls the weather, controls your mind and creates natural disasters! More like its just another conspiracy. Or is it? Cristina discusses deals with the devil and how the rock and roll actually started. What is a soul worth really? Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us at @C3Podc...

Parlor Of The Paranormal: Wild 31.05.2019

Parlor Of The Paranormal: Wild by Cults, Cryptids, and Conspiracies

Episode 106: Where Are You From, Where'd You Go? 31.05.2019

Cristina gives us some great historical knowledge about cargo cults. There is a great life lesson here america I hope you're listening. Chelsea brings us the biggest mystery of them all! Well the biggest mystery involving a mystery writer. Agatha Christie and her strange disappearance. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or...

Episode 105: Irradiated on The Moon 24.05.2019

Chelsea talks about a certain Brazil tragedy involving nuclear material. Don't let your kid play in nuclear dust please. Cristina takes on a grand daddy conspiracy involving the moon! Did we ever land there and is it made of cheese? Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us at @C3Podcast. Also check out our Patreon: ww...

Episode 104: The China Anniversary 17.05.2019

Hey this episode is the two year anniversary for the podcast! Also check out our website at cultscryptidsconspiracies.com! Today Cristina brings up haunted dolls while Chelsea discusses the curse of the Terracotta army! Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us at @C3Podcast. Also check out our Patreon: www.patreon.com...

Episode 103: Snape At The End of The Universe 10.05.2019

Today Chelsea talks about the Big Bounce! It is either highly likely we will melt into pools of radiation or have our atoms rip apart. Also Cristina Brings us Snape-ism. Something no one asked for but are giving you anyway. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us at @C3Podcast. Also check out our Patreon: www.patreon...

Episode 102: Forced Tour 03.05.2019

The Trilogy ends here. Cristina Finishes her research on John Dee and Edward Kelly. Chelsea also finishes the terrible life of L. Ron Hubbard. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us at @C3Podcast. Also check out our Patreon: www.patreon.com/cultscryptidsconspiracies Many thanks to TJ Shirley for our theme song!

Parlor Of The Paranormal: The Magpie Lord 02.05.2019

Join Chelsea And Cristina while they review a surprisingly good book. A tale of a Magpie Lord and a Wizard Cop. A love tale as old as time. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us at @C3Podcast. Also check out our Patreon: www.patreon.com/cultscryptidsconspiracies Many thanks to TJ Shirley for our theme song!

Episode 101: L Ron Hubbard and The Chamber of Angels 26.04.2019

Part two of our stories continuing the tales and evolution of scientology and enochian lore! Will the ladies finish their massive written essays. Probably not. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us at @C3Podcast. Also check out our Patreon: www.patreon.com/cultscryptidsconspiracies Many thanks to TJ Shirley for our...

Episode 100: Historical Context 19.04.2019

It is the big one! Episode 100. Cristina talks about alchemy and a man who shaped much of European history. While Chelsea talks about the beginnings of a massive cult by a man as mysterious and intensely strange as the religion he founded. Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us at @C3Podcast. Also check out our Patr...

Episode 99: Impostor Snake Syndrome 12.04.2019

Chelsea talks about some famously known kidnapped kids that get found. But is that really your son? Cristina talks about the Tsuchinoko snake and it's tendency to drink. Also about some famous Snake Festivals! Thanks for listening and remember to like, rate, review, and email us at: cultscrytpidsconspiracies@gmail.com or tweet us at @C3Podcast. Also check out our Patreon: www.patreon.com/cultscryp...

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