Crunch Wears No Pants

Oh my goodness, a basketball podcast with a predictions episode. Who saw it coming?! We over leaguewide stuff as well as some Timberwolves-centric thoughts. Idk if you heard, but the Wolves are back. Please go vote on the Wolves Things bracket on Twitter (@NoPantsCrunch). Long live Lou Amundson. 

WE ARE JOINED BY THE ILLUSTRIOUS AND ICONIC PAUL MEATSAUCE LAMBERT FROM THE POWER TRIP MORNING SHOW ON 100.3 KFAN. On this episode, Paul regales us with the Timberwolves scoops he's received that never came to fruition, as well as his unbridled hate for a beloved TImberwolves legend. He's also just a great guy with great takes on the Wolves, which you'll hear. Additionally, Paul gets in on our yea...

OUR FIRST LIVE SHOW. MY GOODNESS. Chelanga, Brandon, and Nate held it down at the gorgeous Parkway Pizza to bring the CND NBA Show Wears No Pants crossover madness to Northeast. Thank you all for coming out. If you missed it, we had Jonny K to discuss the nitty gritty of the Wolves roster, Leonard Miller, and LeBron to the Wolves steam. He also fielded some listener questions about the state of MN...

S2E1 HAS FINALLY ARRIVED. Sorry about not doing those off season episodes we talked about doing lol we were busy and tired. Stoked to be back gang. In this one, we discuss how we prophesized the Vit Krejci signing, Shake Milton's frosting-less birthday cake, what we're excited about this season, plus we do the worst vibes draft, which is where we try to assemble the worst and most cursed assembly...

Long have we waited... it's time for the most serious Timberwolves podcast of all time. Brandon, Nate, and Jordan joined forces with Chelanga and Dylan of the CND NBA Show to go deep on Timberwolves free agency, the draft, summer league, the nature of being Italian, Jar Jar Bink, The Whale, and so much more. I'm not really sure how to describe it but it's one of the pods of all time. Tony B, we kn...

My bad, Panty Nation. We recorded this a week and a half ago and I finally was able to edit it. We celebrate THE OFFICIAL CRUNCH WEARS NO PANTS SEASON END NO PANTS ALLOWED RECOGNITION SEGMENT AWARD SHOW and give out end of season awards, as well as shout out some of our favorite members of Wolves twitter! We also talk about how Minnesota is still, miraculously, still holding back D'Angelo Russell,...

Here we are. Together. At the end. After a week and a half of games starting at 945pm, the gentlemen power through exhaustion (both physical and emotional) to discuss the series loss vs the Nuggets, as well as the insanely chaotic 2022-23 season. We also relitigate season 1 of the two bigs experiment while also showering love all over the growth of Anthony Edwards, as well as the song "Paralyzer"...

Well, here we are. The Timberwolves got decimated in game 1 vs the Denver Nuggets. We try to find the silver linings but it's mostly a lot of talking about what went wrong, with a sprinkling of optimism every few sentences. We also discuss things that ACTUALLY went well during the Play In Games, as well as give our official Crunch Wears No Pants NBA Finals Predictions. @NoPantsCrunch on social med...

what's crackin hotties. oh my god. the timberwolves are so frickin back. we talk about the euphoria of the Golden State Warriors game and then, since we precorded, made predictions for the game against the Sacramento Kings. We also discuss the return of Karl-Anthony Towns and how his successful reintegration is probably the result of something that will get us cancelled by D'Angelo Russell stans o...

Hey hotties. On this episode, we discuss how the Timberwolves are the most .500 team of all time. We also shower praise all over our beloved Kyle Anderson, as well as inquire into the West's playoffs standings and figure out who we want the smoke with. We also engage in another two table reads with TimberTales, which as you can recall, is the bit where we type script ideas into ChatGPT and then it...

WHAT'S POPPIN PANTY PEOPLE TODAY FRANK GARZA TO TALK TO US ABOUT HIS SON, LUKA! As well as the parallels between basketball and life. This man just rattles off so many gems you'll be like "oh damn, this guy is awesome and insightful." That starts around 40 minutes in! Before that, we discuss the post-All Star Break Timberwolves, the early returns on Mike Conley and NAW, and debut the greatest bit...

WHAT'S POPPIN PANTY PEOPLE, this week on the show we say goodbye to our beloved D'Angelo Russell while also welcoming our NEW friend, Mike Conley. We break down the discourse around the trade, the pros and cons of each player/the move, and what we can expect from a Conley-fied Wolves team going forward. We also discuss the landscape of the Western Conference and where we think the Wolves will net...

PLEASE WELCOME CHELANGA LANGASON FROM THE CND NBA SHOW AND ZONE COVERAGE DOT COM TO THE POD! If you like our pod, you'll like their pod, we have formed an alliance. On today's episode, the fellas get the displeasure of reacting live to Anthony Edwards' all star stubs. They also do their best to make sense of the mean and bad faith shenanigans of the national media against our beloved Minnesota Tim...

the gentlemen are BACK! Vibes are discussed, Durf and Beck finally wear down Jordan's D-Lo standom while also discussing the silver linings of the season thus far. Brandon also decides to lift the trade talk embargo, which is mostly just us fawning over Mike Conley. Then the gentlemen engage in the Wolves Villains draft, where they draft, you guessed it, Timberwolves Villains (LIKE DOH ED MALLOY a...

Brandon, Jordan, and a totally in-studio, healthy, and non-generically-pre-recorded-statements Nate give their New Year's Resolutions for our beloved Timberwolves for 2023. The gentlemen also discuss the last four games, Luka Garza's phoenix rising from the ashes, hot and juicy D Lo goss, and engage in the first ever Random Wolf of the Week Mano y Mano Special Edition Beat Down Beat Off.

The gentlemen discuss the vibes over the last 16 games. Jordan compares his hate for the Gobert trade for something that had to be bleeped but rhymes with gleamin' detention. The gentlemen also discuss life without KAT, the joy of our friend Austin Rivers, and Naz Reid (Naz Reid). At 54:00, the gentlemen dive into The First Annual Crunch Wears No Pants Year End Panties Award Extravaganza (The FACW...

That's a real headline from some real journalism that we broke down this episode. Durf, Brandon, and Jally break down the weird last few games post-KAT injury, a potential KAT-less future, Rudy Gobert's love life, the state of the Timberwolves' twitter account, and we give Durf a light roasting over Luka Garza. The guys also played Wolves Jeopardy but the end result was so bad that we cut it lol i...

THE VIBES ARE WHOLEHEARTEDLY BACK INTO POSITIVE TERRITORY. The gentlemen discuss the last six Timberwolves game, in which they're 4-2 and are on a four game win streak (it quickly turned to five after we stopped recording). The gentleman discuss the Rudy Gobert experiment thus far, Brandon slanders D-Lo (what's new), and go deep on Jaden McDaniels' improved play. After all the SERIOUS STUFF around...

Our first mailbag! Who's a better dunker: Ant or Crunch? Could Naz Reid defeat the Night King? Who knows? Only we know. That's why you listen to Crunch Wears No Pants. Also, what's up with that? Why doesn't he wear pants? We should probably tackle that at some point.

Durf and Brandon save a very-down-in-the-dumps Jordan from the horrendous recent performance of the Timberwolves, and the sassy environment of Wolves twitter. KAT gets his flowers, Jordan puts Ant on trial, and Brandon breaks down what's going wrong and where solutions may lie. Brandon and Jordan debate whether or not "big owner syndrome" is to blame for the demise of our beloved basketball squad...

The gentlemen discuss the rocky beginnings to the Timberwolves' season, as well as offer a few silver linings, glimmers of hope, and potential solutions. Jordan says a joke that needs to be censored. The gang then dives into the ALL TIME TIMBERWOLVES GREAT HANG Draft where we assemble a team of Wolves to hang out with. Then, as always, they wrap up the show with everyone's favorite Wolves guessing...

In Episode 2, Jordan apologizes after the woke mob holds him accountable for his takes last episode. The gentlemen also discuss the developments of pre-season, the leaked City Edition jerseys, the ninth rotation spot, Michael Grady's voice. The gentlemen go on to predict the West's playoff seeding, cast various Timberwolves in movies and TV shows, and end the show with a rousing edition of Who's T...

Welcome to the inaugural episode of Crunch Wears No Pants. It's like Wolves twitter, but in audio form. This week, Jordan, Brandon, and Nate review media day and roster construction, debate what fictional basketball player would be most valuable to the 2022-23 Wolves, and round out the episode with a rousing edition of everyone's favorite Minnesota Timberwolves gameshow Who's That Wolf. All hail o...