Crockett

The loveable Mr. Froggy.  Everyone wants a picture with him.  Kids eyes light up when they see him.  But what people don't understand, the man inside Mr. Froggy (me in this case) is dying on the inside! 

Maybe it's just me, but my dentist opinion really matters to me.  So much so, that I'm willing to lie to the man and his whole staff, just so they keep a good opinion of me.  Sounds weird?  I try to explain.  Listen now!   

Growing up, Goosebumps were all the rage.  Everyone had to have them.  It was a social status to elementary school kids everywhere.  If you had the newest Goosebumps book, you were the center of attention.  Naturally, I wanted in on the fad, problem was, I couldn't read.  Which makes things tricky.   

Ever find yourself in a brand new relationship, and you have to let out some gas, but you simply can't because it would be bad for new love?  Well it could be bad for your health, but fear not!  Papa Crockett has a trick. 

Sometimes, we see something for sale and we say to ourselves, "Self.  You don't need that."  But self talks back and says, "Why?"  It's an internal struggle we all suffer, and one I'm currently struggling with. 

Everyone enjoys a hot dog.  But everyone argues the best way to cook one!  For me, I go with what many say is the worst way to cook a hot dog, yes, that's right, I love a boiled hot dog!   NEPA weighed in on this hot topic! 

At first glance, the bathtub shelf seems like a good idea.  But when you really stop and think about it, you start to realize just how quickly things can go bad! 

I really didn't think my couch could get worse... but then it does.  Sigh.  I really can't blame anyone but myself, especially when it comes to the latest damage done to the couch.  At the time, I thought it was a good idea... it was not.   

Some people are disguising.  What's worse, is we reward and praise these disgusting people!  We call them smart, and wise, but I call them selfish and gross.  What's the deal with people and planes?  Why do people just throw out all common sense when it comes to flying?  

Once again, the internet and cry babies around the US of A, have gathered together to cry about the unkind things Pat Sajak has said to a contestant.  Imagine living a life so easy, that the biggest problem in your  is worrying about what Pat Sajak said to someone you have never met !   Give me  break...

Pro wrestling legend, Nunzio joined the show today to talk about ECW, WWE, traveling the world, growing up a wrestling fan, and the upcoming show in West Nanticoke this weekend (March 5th). 

Over the weekend.  My buddies and I went hiking.  We thought it would be an easy hike.  In and out.  However; what we didn't account for was the mountain being covered in ice.  The results... were painful! 

Monday (Feb. 28) was National Tooth Fairy Day, and that got me wondering.  What is the going rate for a tooth now a days?  Well, I don't have kids, but I know someone who does, and that someone is my oldest brother Mikey!   So I called him up and for the first time ever, he joins the show to give us the scoop on the tooth fairy!   

Social Media, Social Media, Social Media, Social Media, Social Media, Social Media, Social Media, Social Media.  You can't escape it!  Everything we do today, has to be part of social media... even reading! 

I'm usually not one to get embarrassed by anything, but lately, my car has been doing the trick.  Ya see, it's not the appearance of the car (which is pretty bad) but it's the sound of the car that's embarrassing! 

57% of parents admit to snooping in their kids room.  This got me thinking.  Did my mom ever snoop in our rooms growing up?  So I called her up and put her on the spot!   But something about her story didn't seem to add up, so I called up my brother to hear his side of the story!   

Just when you thought you couldn't get ANY more romantic this Valentine's Day, Las Vegas drops this love bomb on us!  For the low low price of $995 you can become an official member of the Mile High Club!  

Some people to claim they have received none, others too many to count.  I went to the experts in speeding tickets... Mama and Papa Crockett!  Since I can remember, my dad has been getting speeding tickets, much to mothers disdain.   

Here is a trend that I'm glad is dead and gone.  Some people have never heard of this "fad" and they are lucky, because it was truly disgusting! 

Growing up, people had more pride.  They had pride not only in themselves, but what they looked like, their appearance.  My mother was very big on social appearances growing up.  So when a rare Sunday trip to church reminded my mother we needed new dress shoes, she wasn't about to send us in our sneakers.  She had other thoughts instead!    

If you're a man, you understand exactly what I was thinking.  In fact, before I even finish this story, you will be saying out loud, "Crockett.  You had no choice BUT to move that fridge!" 

For some reason, and we can't explain it, inanimate objects will "challenge" us.  And we will take these challenges to heart and not let anything stop us!   This was true for me and the snow pile in the street.

I thought I was so smart.  Free Pizza from the Future Christians of America and all I had to do was show up once a month!  Problem was, they were on to me.  Luckily my mom wasnt! 

For anyone out there that has never heard the phrase "birthday suit" it means you are in the nude, naked, comando... Well I was in my birthday suit in an unfortunate situation for everyone involved! 

On national Winnie the Pooh Day, I have a real question burning in my mind.  Who REALLY likes Eeyore the depressed Donkey?  He is always mopping around and it drives me crazy!