Crockett

Just like when he was a kid, Crockett was not prepared for picture day.  So much so, he was sent home!  The story is true, and quite frankly, a little bit embarrassing! 

Some fathers try to use the threat, "I'm going to turn this car around!" to make their kids calm down.   My father didn't need ANY threats because he had the ultimate threat... My mother! 

Growing up, my dad had the WORST   or in his mind, the best trick to play on us.  Now that I'm older, I have to agree with him.  It was great.  When I have a kid one day, I will no doubt play this trick on them! 

74% of people have done this, this year and it's considered naughty!  Crockett is guilty of this, but he swears his circumstances are different.  What do you think?  

My mother keeps bringing me her junk from her house and leaving it at my house.  Naturally, one would think they don't want this junk anymore.  So, one would assume, it was ok to throw out said junk.  But no no.  Not according to Mama Crockett! 

Just when I think this country can't get anymore soft, I come across an article that makes me say, "How can anyone be this soft?"  Gen Z experts are now going after the way we text, but it's way worse than anyone could imagine!  

I'll admit it.  I wasn't the coolest kid growing up.  Heck, I'm still not cool, but back in Junior High, I was bottom of the barrel.  And I really don't have anyone to blame but myself.  Wrestling was king back when I was in High School, and I couldn't get enough!  So much so, that it lead to my bedroom!  

Crockett... we all know he's well.... a bit off.  But this one... this one takes the cake... or should we say turkey.  You thought you knew him, but he is always full of surprises!

New Jersey and their IDIOTIC     politicians are high fiving themselves because they ended a DUMB law THEY passed!  That's right, they passed a law, everyone hated it because of its stupidity, ended it, and then tried to look like heroes!    

All boys go through a point in their life, where they discover how should I put it?  Adult material.  But you see, growing up before the age of the internet, hiding said material was a much trickery job.  Most kids get caught, but I never did... thanks to my friend Godzilla!

My brother once again joins the show to tell us a truly out of this world story!   We now no longer live New Jersey, but instead West Virginia.  All the hauntings have stopped, but now something else is coming for my brother! 

My brother returns to the show to tell us another terrifying tale.  Once again it takes place in our childhood home.  This time it's not a fish tank talking or three ghost staring at us.  No, this time, it's his ventriloquist dummy coming alive. 

After my brother hung up the phone from telling us about the talking fish tank, he sent me a text asking me if I remembered the three men staring at us one night.  I have no recollection of this, so as a bonus, my brother called back!   

Two years ago, my father called into the show to tells us all about a fish tank, that he SWORE talked to us while we were sleeping.  My brother recently told me, "Dad's not crazy.  That fish tank talked."  Naturally, we had to get my brother on the line to hear his version! 

Growing up in New Jersey, we have all heard the tale of the Jersey Devil.  A devil who lives deep in the woods of the Pine Barrens.  However; my father and his best friend had an up close encounter with what they believe to be a wolf man or The Jersey Devil himself! 

Have you ever heard a sound, but you weren't able to locate it's location?  Well that is exactly what to my parents when they moved into their house in New Jersey.  A chain would rattle, but any given night, only one of them would hear it.   

We have all heard the song, "Have you seen the hearse go by?  For you may be the next to die."  Well my father and his best friend Fuzzy thought their days were numbered when they found themselves being tailed by a hearse.  

Growing up my father SWORE our fishtank would come alive at night and talk to my brother and me.  It sounds silly, until you hear it first hand from my father.  Give it a listen and judge for yourself! 

I needed a new blender.  I figured, How hard could this be?  Well little to my knowledge the blender game has stepped up BIG TIME.  The amount of blenders and their features was shocking!   Whatever happened to just a nice simple blender?  

Growing up Catholic, we go through the process of receiving our first Communion.  I call it a process, because as a kid, there are a a lot of steps you have to take before you can receive communion.  One of those steps is the dreaded Confession!    

Just when you think society and celebrities' can't get any worse, they go ahead and say something so utterly stupid, it leaves you scratching your head.  We often wonder, "Is there life on other planets?"  "Are we truly alone?" Well, while we might not know the answers to those questions, some celebrities are already making sure they aren't offended when they get here.... give me a break...

Most people have decided they are not dressing up this Halloween.  I haven't created a costume in about three years, but the last costume I did come up with had some "toxic" complaints from the neighbors... 

Everyday, I hear at least one person complain of the cold temperatures here in the office.  The thing is, it's not that cold!   But the other day, I came into my office and found Doc doing something I just couldn't believe! 

I know when you look at me, some words that may not come to mind are: Intelligent Well versed Reader Professional Well, all of those are true but one!  Find out which one and my secret job I do for free! 

It's finally time to take out the air conditioner.  Every year I struggle with this damn thing.  This year, the ac unit really gave me a run for my money.  It also knocked out my mop.  See ya next year!