Crockett

Nothing will ever make you feels as bad and self conscious than your clothes exploding in public.  When Crockett says "He's a big dj" he means it!  

This sounds like something right out of my playbook!   Honestly, who at NASA came up with this idea?  Go ahead.  Give it a listen, and tell me this doesn't sound like something me and my buddies would come up with after a few beers! 

36% of people say they try on clothes before buying them.  I am the complete opposite!   I NEVER try clothes on, but for a very good reason.  Are you in the same boat as me? 

3 in 4 people say they are just like their mothers.  I was curious who I was more like, so I called my most trusted source, when it comes to this kind of topic.  It was none other than... Mama Crockett! 

3 in 5 people say sending emails is the most frustrating part of their work day.  But for me, it's not sending emails, but it's the amount of worthless emails I receive everyday!  For the love of god, stop hitting reply all!  

It's hard to believe, but after two voicemails, a in person drop by, and nonstop pestering, the officer, at this point, I had been harassing, actually called me back! And it went as well as one would think.

Every Mother's day, I try and get my mom something nice. She loves flowers, but I have found that ordering online flowers, they come either dead, or not even remotely close to being alive. That's when I had a stroke of genius! Unfortunately for me, I need help from dear old Dad, who could not figure out the plan. 

As if I couldn't have made myself looked any worse, I manage to keep going!  That's right, because one voicemail wasn't enough, I left another one, and you guessed it... it was even worse than the first!

The story continues on my journey of making myself look and sound like a total idiot to the police.  And believe it or not, this story still has two more parts! 

I HATE when people use the phrase, "A learning experience."  It usually comes on the heels of something someone found offensive.  And in this case, that's exactly what happened to Drew Barrymore, who by the way, DID NOTHING WRONG, but we live in the ultra sensitive world. 

It doesn't mater if I'm at the record store, a yard sale or a flea market, I will always find this artist in every collection of records!   I mean, it could be a collection of hard rock and heavy metal, and this artist will still be sandwiched in there!  What's the deal NEPA?  

41% of people think Bigfoot is a hoax.  Not only do I think Bigfoot is real, but I 100% believe there is a reason that we have yet to spot them! 

Sometimes I read a story, and I just can't believe what I'm reading.  But this story, was beyond belief.  It amazes me what people will call themselves and what they will fall in love with. 

My family tends to come up with bad ideas.  My Grandfather can't get a pass on this one, because his idea may have been one of the worst.  However; he swore it was a million dollar idea! 

It sounded gross when I was checking out at the store, but did it taste gross?  Well checkout the video and see if this is a must buy or a must pass! 

Panera has an awesome deal.  It's called "You pick two".  But just because you pick two doesn't mean you HAVE to eat both! 

Try to think of a time before the internet was in our everyday use.  I was lucky enough to grow up in that time, and with the internet starting to become more and more popular in the year 1999, computer classes started to shift gears.  My teacher came up with creative ways to use the internet.  For me, that meant a new creative way to get wrestling figures!

We always hear the saying, "One day you will turn into your parents." And we always think, no way!  Not me.  Well, I used to think that way, but Wednesday, I took time to think about my morning and realized I did A LOT of things my dad does! 

Everyday I notice small things that I do, that makes me say... when did  I start turning into my dad?  Well Wednesday I noticed A LOT of things.  Here is Part 2 of the list!   

All in one day I noticed I'm, slowly turning into my father.  This is part 3 of my alarming realization that everyday that goes by, the older I become.... 

A new poll asked Americans, "Could you survive off the land in case of an emergency?"  Wait till you hear how many people said they could .  I think some people need to take a long hard look at themselves in the mirror and get real.  

I went ahead and celebrated National Librarians Day by sharing a story about the elementary school library and how awful it was to read Green Eggs and Ham! 

I was late for work today.  I was late for what I feel is a good reason.  Today, I came across a new conspiracy theory and was deep into discussion with my buddy about this new theory.  The Tartarian Theory!  

That's right.  The same loveable Mama Crockett that joins the show from time to time use to be a small time thief... of Christmas decorations!   Well, that's what my brother and I will tell you.  Don't worry it makes more sense once you listen to the story! 

I was shocked to find out the average total of a Prom-posal is $324!  What is a Prom-posal?  Think of a wedding proposal, but for prom.  Even worse!   They don't always end in a happy ending, as we found out in Big Ben's brothers case!