Crockett

I know. I know.  Crockett, what's this one about?  Well like the title says.  It's about hot nuts.  Trust me, it will make more sense when you listen! 

Nothing worse than a know it all that obviously doesn't know anything, and is lying to everyone.  Not only did I encounter such a person, but then they managed to make themselves look like a bigger idiot on top of it! 

It's not hard to make me look like MORE of an idiot, but believe it or not, Doc almost pulled it off.  Even worse.  It was at the Jason Aldean concert in front of everyone!  Me, Doc and almost John Anderson showed up at the concert! 

I recently bought a creepy book at a church bazaar.  But it wasn't JUST the topic of the book that was/is creepy, but the actually book itself it creepy! Did I bring home an evil spirit? 

Before she took the stage at Montage Mountain July 15th, she joined me backstage for a preshow Q&A.  We talk PA, babies, her husband, and of course the Fast Five Question!   Enjoy! 

Last weekend, while hiking we ended up at a waterfall, and we were all wondering how safe it would be to jump off the cliff into the water.  When, out of no where a man showed up, jumped in, and left.  Needless to say.... I wouldn't be outdone.  

A new study found that kids that go outside and play sports are happier and less depressed.  WELL WHO DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!?  Growing up, we weren't allowed in the house! 

Last weekend, I couldn't believe my ears.  My buddies wife told me she thinks Pop Tarts are disgusting!   I told her she was WAY off and she would have no support on this one.  That was until Gabriella from Dallas called to her defense! 

You all know me as Crockett, but to two children in Baltimore, they know me as the synister Jimmy Smith, Toy Stealer.  Do you have misbehaved children?  Maybe call Jimmy Smith for help!  

An American tradition or should I say birthright!   I know 17% is a low number, but I still can't believe there are people in the good ole USA that have never had ice cream from the ice cream truck! 

I JUST finished talking about how I love going to the movies again, and wouldn't you know it.... it comes back to bite me in the butt!   I wanted to love the movie I watching, but the people in the theater kept that from happening! 

I swear whatever I saw that one summer night, was not of this world!   People always tell me it as a drone or a plane, but I'm 100% positive it was neither!   The speed at which that thing moved was crazy!   Hear the whole story now! 

1 in 4 people don't know caterpillars turn into butterflies.  As much as I want to make fun of those people, I can't.  Because only recently have I discovered a shocking truth about squirrels!  

Every time I think a politician can't be anymore thick headed and clueless, they have no problem proving me wrong!   Let's take a look at NYC's mayor.  This may be one of the most boneheaded stunt someone could pull off and think it's a great idea! 

I LOVE La Tol Teca.  Problem is, I have trouble ordering from the menu.  You see my favorite dish, for the life of me, I can't remember EVER how to say it.  I simply rely on the point at the dish and hope it works out. 

Just when I thought the nightmare was over!   I awoke at 2:34am the other morning to the sound of the fire alarm.  But the horror didn't end there.  Oh no.  For when I went down into the basement, I was met by man himself.. 

Who is he?  What is he?  Is it a he?  Is it an alien?  No one can figure it out, but one thing is for certain.  Pilots in CA are seeing the "Jet Pack Man" everywhere! 

A recent survey found that just the right action movie can motivate us into working out.  This usually happens with me.  Followed by pain and suffering. 

Growing up, I was so excited to learn how to play the drums in school.  Until they gave me my "drum."  I took one look at it and said, "No thanks."  However; it was a battle before I was able to call it quits. 

An article discussing how to combat grandparents spoiling their children made me so irritated.  It's every grandparents god given right to spoil their grandchildren and no parent should try and stop them!  

My mom has always been the judge, jury, and executioner.  To this day, she still has and owns the nickname, "Mama Crockett.  Fun Police."  How she got that nickname?  Well listen to the story below! 

Tom Hanks.  Seems like a chill dude.  That is, until you mess with his wife, then the dude is an animal!  Problem is, when he unleashes the beast, all I can hear with Woody from Toy Story.  Thanks to that, I was able to recreate a new scene from Toy Story! 

Stories like these make me realize, people with a lot of money, just don't know what to do with it.  Actually, that's not true.  I'm just jealous that they get to blown their money on cool things for their collections.  Like VHS Tapes! 

If you don't know this about me, I have kidney problems.  I have had them since Highschool, and while it's nothing serious, I still have to go to the urologist and doctor yearly to make sure everything is ok.  With that being said, everyone now thinks IM a kidney doctor! 

If you have ever went on youtube to watch videos of Disney, Universal, or even Knobles, there is a very good chance you have watched a Paging Mr. Morrow video!   He is famous across the world for his theme park reviews, and he joined me in studio to talk about theme parks!