Critters For Dinner

Ready to bust a gut? This one's for you! On this here episode of Critters For Dinner, we dive into what in tarnation porkupine meatballs are, then we go right into some trending X topics like Twisted Tea, them spikey sticker plants, Russell Brand, Avian Bird Flu, Pink Eye (or as we call it, poop eye), cats bringin' dead critters to their folks, and we wrap it up talkin' 'bout Merki...

TGIF, y'all! It's Friday, and that means it's time for another rip-roarin' episode of Critters For Dinner with Patton and Jason. Tonight, the tandem dive into the wild idea of havin' calamari for dinner and then take a gander at the trending topics on X. We wanna give a big ol' thank you to every single one of y'all for spendin' your precious free time with us. Ther...

Y'all are in for a real hoot on this here episode! Patton and Jason are fixin' to have y'all rollin' in yer seats, laughin' fit to bust. So grab yerself a cold pop, sit back, and enjoy today's broadcast. Today’s lineup's a doozy: Patton's Gangle Legs, some finger-lickin' Crack Chicken, that feller Governor DeSantis, Dom Dolla's X posts, Vivek (like cake), an...

Howdy y'all! Welcome to another episode of Critters For Dinner with Patton and Jason. Mondays can be a bit slow on the news front, but stick around as Patton and Jason jaw about eatin' skunk for supper, then they’ll move on to talk about the skunks up in DC. Thank y'all for listenin' and supportin' our show. We sure do appreciate every one of y’all in our #CrittersCrew!

Howdy y'all! In today's episode of Critters For Dinner, Patton and Jason kick things off yappin' 'bout Donald Trump's guilty verdict and how them New York wessels are still kickin'. Then they mosey on through a bunch of random chitchat before they stumble upon another wild video on the X platform. This time, it's a plum crazy clip of a purple Furby-dragon with huge knoc...

It’s a slow news day, y’all, but Patton and Jason are here to dish out some good ol’ traditional Memorial Day food ideas and chat about what’s hot on X. Big thanks to y’all for subscribin’, watchin’, and chattin’ with us on all the platforms... this show’s only possible ‘cause we got a crazy loyal bunch who we call the Critter Crew. Y’all are the best! Next month’s gonna be a hoot as Patton and Ja...

This is a special edition of Critters For Dinner. On today's episode, Patton and Jason play a game called "Pimp or Pastor" -- check out the video feed to play along and let us know which one of these guys are pimps and which ones are pastors. Send us your Pimp or Pastor pictures for the next time we play "Pimp or Pastor" -- it can be funny, real, ai... whatever!

Hey y'all, thanks fer hangin' out with us! On this here episode of Critters For Dinner, ol' Patton's showin' Jason how to whip up some Mississippi Mud Bug Pie. Patton's yappin' 'bout what's goin' on in the news, from Trump to Anderson Cooper, and even somethin' called World Goth Day. Plus, Patton finds some real messed-up video that y'all definitely...

Howdy, y'all! On this here episode of Critters For Dinner, Patton and Jason are yakkin' 'bout what's fer supper, and tonight it's some good ol' fried catfish. They jaw 'bout Trump's legal ruckus up in New York and wrap things up chattin' 'bout Red Lobster. So kick back, enjoy the show, and don't forget to smash all them buttons!

Get ready, folks, 'cause it's time for another rowdy ride with Critters For Dinner! Patton and Jason are fixin' to take y'all on a mouthwaterin' journey through grub 'n gab. Today, they're chattin' 'bout the fine line between Nutria and Nutella, then divin' into the latest buzz on the X app. It's a darn good day for news, coverin' everything from Did...

Welcome to another exciting episode of Critters For Dinner! Join the dynamic duo, Patton and Jason, as they embark on yet another culinary adventure and engaging conversation. In this episode of CFD, Patton and Jason start off by discussing the delectable topic of Bear Burgers… a truly unique dish. But the conversation doesn't stop there! The duo then delves into some political commentary, sha...

Happy Monday, everyone! Today on the show, Patton and Jason delve into the delicious topic of Elk steak before diving into the latest news updates. As usual, there are plenty of ways you can support the show, though Jason might need a little clarification when Patton mentions tips in her bio. Plus, expect some lively Diddy discussion, with a twist as they bring Justin Bieber into the mix. Thanks f...

Welcome back to another tantalizing episode of Critters For Dinner! Join us as the merry mischief-makers dive straight into the realm of culinary delights, exploring topics such as genetically modifying soybeans into 'pig beans.' We also delve into the riveting Stormy Daniels vs. Trump court case. Wrapping up, we extend a hearty shoutout, inviting you to join us in the captivating X spaces...

Join Patton and Jason this week as they embark on an electrifying episode of Critters For Dinner. Dive deep into their lively discussion on dinner options that tantalize the taste buds, the enigmatic bubble gut phenomenon, the glamorous allure of the MetGala, the latest buzz surrounding Drake and Diddy, and a myriad of other trending topics. Sit back, relax, and immerse yourself in the captivating...

On this episode of "Critters For Dinner," Patton and Jason discuss eating Canadian Geese for dinner and continue the conversation with RFK Jr as he is trending on the X platform. It turns out that his stance on abortion and guns is contrary to Patton and Jason's, so... he's not likely to get a vote from them. But that's okay because they were always going to vote for the oran...

This week on "Critters For Dinner" with Patton and Jason, the dynamic duo delve into the culinary world with gusto. From savoring the savory delights of buttered sausage to their mutual disdain for jam, they leave no culinary stone unturned. But it doesn't stop there; they also explore the peculiar sensation of toes in butter, sparking a debate that's sure to leave listeners amus...

🎙️ Tune in to Critters For Dinner for a hilarious chat with Patton and Jason about tech mishaps! Despite a slight delay, we're up and running. Grab your snacks and enjoy the show! 🦗🎉 #CrittersForDinner #TechTroubles #PodcastFun

It's a slow news day. Monday's often are, but that doesn't stop Patton and Jason from discussing current news and pop culture. It turns out that Patton has some strong options this week that she can't keep quiet. Enjoy this episode and don't forget to follow General Patton on X at @GeneralPatton83 and Jason on X at @BIGGF00T

In this conversation, Jason and Patton discuss various topics, including turducken, Melania Trump's birthday, evil people, and an upcoming live show. They also mention trending news and how listeners can support their show.

The conversation covers various topics including cooking, trending news, and political figures. The main themes are the importance of saying no, the influence of Alex Jones, and controversial statements made by Tucker Carlson. The conversation also touches on the issue of college students protesting and the funding behind it. The hosts express their opinions on these topics and discuss their suppo...

In this conversation, Jason and Patton discuss various topics including their dynamic, cooking, Earth Day, Speaker of the House, and the future of the Republican party. They express their support for Jim Jordan and their desire for a strong MAGA party. They also touch on issues such as sending money overseas, securing the border, and drilling for oil. The conversation ends with a discussion about...

In this conversation, Patton and Jason discuss various random topics, including cooking goat testicles, Joe Biden's uncle getting eaten by cannibals, Donald Trump's alleged fart, and an upcoming live space event. They also mention the possibility of Donald Trump's uncle confiscating Nikola Tesla's documents. The conversation is filled with humor and banter between the hosts.

In this conversation, Patton and Jason discuss various topics including accents, tornadoes, and trending news. Patton shares her experience growing up with a southern accent and how it has shaped her identity. They also talk about tornadoes and the importance of taking them seriously. The conversation concludes with a discussion about trending news and Jamie Raskin's recent controversy.

In this conversation, Jason and Patton discuss various topics including armadillo meatballs, trending topics on Twitter, and their opinions on Donald Trump. They also talk about bridges being blocked off and share their humorous ideas on how to handle the situation. The conversation ends with a discussion about where listeners can find them online. Keywords armadillo meatballs, trending topics, Do...

In this conversation, Patton and Jason discuss various topics, including alligator stew, wrestling alligators, basketball players, Star Trek, trending news, and jokes. They also mention Joe Manchin and plan to do a spaces session. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humor.