Critters For Dinner

Well, shoot, y'all, thank goodness it's Friday! Today, we got the one and only Tiger King himself, Joe Exotic, on the show. Joe's here to tell his wild story while Jason and Patton throw some crazy questions his way. Now, Joe’s a real character, been through a lot, and lived a life you just gotta hear about. We know ain't nobody perfect, and folks got their flaws, but we like Joe,...

We got ourselves a doozy today! Ol' Donald J. Trump is fixin’ to have a chat with Elon Musk over on that X.com thingy. Lord knows if Elon can keep it together without the whole dang internet blowin’ up!  Twitter might just go kaboom tonight, and we’re sittin’ here with our popcorn ready! But that ain’t all—our own critters been raisin’ Cain. Murphy’s yappin’ non-stop, and Willie Nelson? Well,...

Well, shoot, it’s Friday, y’all, and that means the weekend’s finally here! Ain’t nothin’ better than wrappin’ up a long, hard week and knowin’ you got a day or two to kick back and recover from all the craziness. But before y’all start relaxin’, don’t go missin’ out—Patton and Jason just put the finishing touches on Episode 63, and it’s a real good one. Patton starts off by showin’ what’s for sup...

Happy Wednesday, y’all! It’s hump day—hope y’all get humped before the day's done. We got another fine chapter in the Critters For Dinner Podcast for ya. Patton and Jason are back at it, jabberin’ ‘bout what’s hot on X and givin’ y’all updates on what’s up with Jason. We’re tickled to have y’all as part of our Critters Crew, and we couldn’t be happier makin’ our little show better each week. I...

Boy howdy, it’s one of them Mondays we all gripe about. Ya know how Mondays usually suck? Well, they don’t suck as bad anymore thanks to Critters For Dinner. Tonight, Patton and Jason are jawin’ ‘bout eatin’ raccoon and chattin’ ‘bout what’s hot on X. Politics are heatin’ up, and we’re fixin’ to bring y’all some dang good content from now ‘til November. The gang also talk ‘bout bein’ poor and how...

TGIF, y'all! It's FRI-DAY-NIGHT, and we're fixin' to have a good ol' time. Great news... Jason's finally moved into his new house, and all's right with the world. On this here episode of Critters For Dinner, Patton and Jason jaw 'bout Jason's new place, talk 'bout Donald Trump and Kyle Rittenhouse, and even gab 'bout aliens and UFOs. It's a hoot of a...

It's that time of the week again... it's humpday which means another episode of Critters For Dinner with your favorite duo, Patton and Jason. Tonight's episode features some interestin' dinner options, then somehow the shows turns into Patton eggin’ Jason on to see if he can finish 2 liters of Ginger Ale in like 30 seconds. Ain't sure how we got here, but here we are. Enjoy, y&...

Don’t y'all worry none. The whole gang's back after a week off. On today’s episode of Critters For Dinner, Patton and Jason fill y'all in on what they been up to and dive right into that Blue Balls at the Olympic Opening Ceremonies. They jaw about future guests like Tiger King and Dave Landau… both them shows gonna be wild as all get-out. I reckon one of 'em gonna be darker, but wh...

Howdy y'all! Today's the best day of the week—it's Friday, and you're in luck 'cause this episode of Critters For Dinner is a real humdinger. Patton kicks things off with her famous southern critter dinner, then we hop right on the Trump train before Jason goes all out with his hilarious Rex Kwon Do impersonation. If you're a long-time fan, you're gonna love this episod...

Howdy, folks! Good evenin' and welcome to the latest episode of Critters For Dinner! We got a real special treat for y'all today—our guest is none other than Heidi Briones. She's got an amazin' story about switchin' from Democrat to Republican, and let me tell ya, she's one fine example of what's goin' on in America. We’re seein' folks from all walks of life shi...

Howdy y'all! It's Monday, and usually, we're draggin' our boots through a slow news day, but not today! We got some mighty big news from the weekend—President Trump was shot at a rally. This here has hit Patton and Jason real hard, and you'll feel the somber vibes throughout the show. We'll also be chattin' about Trump's VP pick. Plus, today's big shoutout of th...

Well, yeehaw! Thank goodness it's Friday, folks! We're tickled pink to have all y'all joinin' us for another rib-ticklin' episode of Critters For Dinner. Patton and Jason are back with some brand spankin' new laughs that'll have y'all rollin'. We're plum thrilled to spend about 12 minutes with all you beautiful people. Now, if ya don't mind, give this vi...

Yeehaw! It's humpday, y'all, and that means a brand spankin' new episode of Critters For Dinner! This one’s a real hoot. Kick back and enjoy watchin' or listenin' to the best dang show on the X platform. We're mighty proud of it! This episode's a wild ride, coverin' all sorts of topics and servin' up a heap of laughs. Y'all enjoy now, ya hear?

Well, y’all, it's Monday, and you know what that means! A brand-new episode of Critters For Dinner with Patton and Jason. Tonight, we’re cookin’ up some Turtle Soup and chewin’ the fat 'bout politics and what’s hot on that X app. We’ll be talkin’ 'bout the infamous Moose Knuckle and if Chris Christie’s the poster boy for it. Big thanks to all y’all for buyin’ stuff from our merch shop....

Howdy y'all! We got a real treat fer ya today on Critters For Dinner. On this here episode, we got a special guest, Keith Malinak. He's a hoot an' a half with a right funny bone, so we done did a double episode with him. First off, Patton and Jason hopped on Keith's At The Mic Show, then we wrangled Keith fer a quickie on CFD. We appreciate y'all fer tunin' in every time, a...

Howdy y'all! Evenin', America! Today we got ourselves another rip-roarin' episode of Critters For Dinner with the best duo on the interwebs, Patton and Jason. This here is our 50th episode, and we're tickled pink to share it with y'all. Y'all have been downright amazing supportin' our podcast, and we reckon we got the best fan base on the whole world wide web. Don't...

Good evenin', Critters Crew! Thanks for joinin' us for another episode of Critters For Dinner with Patton and Jason. We got a fun show lined up for y'all tonight. Our dynamic duo kicks things off by talkin' 'bout what's for dinner, but they get a little sidetracked with some horseradish sauce before they get back on track. They dive into the latest buzz on X, includin'...

TGIF, y'all! Thank Goodness It's Friday! How y'all spendin' your weekend? We're tickled pink that you chose to spend a few minutes of your valuable time hangin' out with us on Critters For Dinner. The Critters Crew is amazin' and we're so darn happy to have so many friends who not only listen to Critters For Dinner, but also enjoy it and interact with our content. I...

Howdy, folks! It's Wednesday, and we’re tickled pink to bring y'all another episode of Critters For Dinner. Tonight's grub is somethin' special: Ham Bananas and Hollandaise Sauce from the 1970s. Sounds kinda nasty, don't it? But we're gonna dig into them crazy eats from back in the day. We’ll also jaw about them funny ol' conversational pits from the 70s. Jason’s thinki...

Howdy y'all, it's that time of the week again when Patton and Jason bring y'all another knee-slappin' episode of Critters For Dinner! It's Monday, which usually means it's a slow news day, but don't y'all worry none, 'cause we're fixin' to serve y'all up a heapin' helpin' of redneck hilarity! Tonight, we're chewin' the fat over a big...

Howdy y'all! TGIF -- We's tickled pink that y'all decided to join us fer our Friday episode of Critters For Dinner. Today, Patton and Jason's start off with some good ol' Stuffed Possum fer supper. Then, they be jawin' 'bout Patton's pup, Willie Nelson, and how she spoils that lil' rascal. We have ourselves a hoot watchin' some Fursuit Friday videos and wrap...

Howdy y'all!  On today’s show, Patton and Jason kick things off with some Chicken Livers for Dinner and gab 'bout Patton’s homemade peanut butter pie. Them two keep talkin’ food, chattin' 'bout Trailer Park Nachos. Patton also shows off her brand new puppy named Willie Nelson. They jaw 'bout what's trendin' on the X, like Juneteenth, Stonehenge, Birdman, Freedom Day, an...

Howdy y'all, on this here episode of Critters For Dinner, Patton and Jason be talkin' 'bout havin' Hoover Stew, which, if y'all ain't heard of it, is a dish popular back in the Great Depression. It's a hearty mix of macaroni, hot dogs, tomatoes, and corn. It's a simple yet filling meal, perfect for when you're low on cash but high on hunger! Before they dive int...

Thank goodness it's Friday, y'all, or as we like to say, TGIF! Tonight, you’re in fer a real treat. We got another great episode of Critters For Dinner with Patton and Jason, and Patton's gonna spill the beans on one of her favorite childhood treats. We got us a conversation 'bout Gayberhoods takin' down U-Turn signs, Trump turnin' 78, Flag Day, and somethin' 'bout...

If yer readin' this, y'all done made it to the right spot. We's happier than a hog in mud to invite y'all to join us fer another rip-roarin' episode of Critters For Dinner, starin' the one and only Patton and the amazin' Jason. This here duo's gonna tickle yer funny bone right smack dab in the middle of the week. Tonight's shindig kicks off with a hootin' an...