Critters For Dinner

Well, bless your heart, it's that time o' year again, y'all, and the Critters For Dinner crew, Patton and Jason, are fixin' to bring y'all a hootin'-nanny of a 90-minute special with none other than Ghost Hunter Tom Carr. Now, Tom's about as good ol' boy as they come, with evidence of the afterlife that'll make your hair stand up straighter than a rooster's tail at dawn. He's got audio clips that'...

Well, howdy y'all! It's Hump Day here in Critterland, and let me tell ya, we're not just any ol' critters, we're the deplorable critters, the garbage people! Yeehaw, come on down and join us for a knee-slappin', tail-chasin' good time. Episode 89's here and it's hotter than a pepper sprout! If ya thought Episode 88 was a hoot, well, darlin', you ain't seen nothin' yet. But if you somehow missed th...

Howdy y'all, listen up ya Critter Crew! We got ourselves another hootenanny of an episode comin' your way. Now, Patton, bless her heart, done got it in her head we oughta chow down on some kinda grub or worm for supper tonight. Yes, sir, that there's a critter, but ain't nobody's idea of a tasty treat less'n you're a chicken peckin' round the yard. Makes a feller wonder if she's really thinkin' st...

Well, butter mah biscuits, it's finally Fry-day and we're 'bout to git ourselves a humdinger of a hoedown on the TV tonight! First off, y'all hitch up yer overalls and tune into CFD, 'cause that's just the appetizer. Then, get ready for the main course 'cause Joe Rogan’s wrasslin’ up a conversation with none other than President Trump, y'all! That's right, we jawed about it all through today's chi...

Howdy y'all, what in tarnation is goin' on, Critters Crew? We're plum tickled pink to sling another hootenanny of an episode your way! This here Monday, ol' Patton's cookin' up some possum spaghetti—that's right, ya heard me, possum!—for supper. Then we're fixin' to chew the fat 'bout time travelin'. You wanna mosey back to when dinosaurs was struttin' or zoom ahead to see if we got them flyin' ca...

Well, howdy y'all! It's midweek, and we're diggin' into another wild episode of "Critters For Dinner" Today's vittles? Rat burgers, 'cause Patton was too busy playin' dress-up for Halloween to whip up somethin' fancier.  Jason kicked things off yammerin' 'bout his stint in Twitter Jail. Seems like he's been stirrin' up a hornet's nest over on X, and Patton ain’t holdin' back, callin' him a "girl"...

Howdy y'all, it's a rootin'-tootin' Monday here! We're fixin' to serve up another heaped helping of "Critters For Dinner" straight to yer screens. Today’s shindig is somethin' special, yessiree, 'cause we got our good ol' pal from the Twitterverse, 'The Boy Blob', moseyin' on over to jaw with us and crack some ribs.  Now, don’t y'all go thinkin' you can just hear tell of this and give it a miss. N...

Well, tickle me with a feather and call me tickled pink, it's Happy Friday, Y'all! Who's ready to let loose like a coonhound on a scent? Patton's up there yappin' 'bout her special toad stew. Y'all, she says it'll make you wanna slap your mama, it's that good! Give a big ol' yeehaw for Chicken Bone on X. Ever thought about invitin' a digital stranger to bunk in your garage? That's some backwoods h...

Monday, Monday, Monday. It’s Monday, y'all, and that means the weekend's done gone and it’s time for another hootenanny episode of Critters For Dinner. On today's CFD, Patton’s talkin' 'bout fixin' up some iguana meat for supper. She done found some recipes online, and y'all, it ain’t soundin' half bad. Today’s big talk is all about Florida gettin' ready to be walloped by a big ol' hurricane. We'r...

Howdy, y'all! Welcome back to "Critters For Dinner" with yer ol' pals Patton and Jason. Now, Patton's cookin' up a Monster Mash that's gonna make yer taste buds do a hoedown. That gal's got a gift for rustlin' up some wild vittles, I tell ya! Now, Jason kicks things off by flauntin' his tee from '93. Y'all still got a shirt from back in the day? Can ya even squeeze into it, or does it just serve a...

Well, howdy y'all! Tonight at Patton's homestead, we're fixin' to cook up somethin' that'll make your taste buds dance the two-step - Feet Loaf , but with a good ol' Southern hillbilly flair!  And while dinner is cookin’, let's talk about how JD Vance done showed Tim Walz what for in that VP debate. Ain't no contest when you got the heart of the hills in ya. And them memes, y'all keep 'em comin',...

Well, y'all, tonight's dinner is throwin' down the gauntlet, Southern style! Inspired by Patton's sister, who apparently cooked up a storm so good, it's got Patton fixin' to outdo her. We're talking a culinary duel under the mason-dixon line where the only thing sweeter than the tea might just be the revenge served on a plate. Now, Jason, bless his heart, couldn't h...

Well, howdy y'all! It's Monday, and ya know what that means - another rootin'-tootin' episode of Critters For Dinner With Patton and Jason is on the air! This week, ol' Patton's got a hankerin' for some salmon patties, and she's grinnin' like a possum eatin' a sweet tater 'bout it. Jason, he ain't one to argue when there's fish on the menu, '...

Howdy, y'all! It ain't Monday, sure ain't Wednesday, but by gum, it's FRIDAY, and that means we've got another hootenanny episode of "Critters For Dinner" with Patton and Jason comin' your way! Now, Patton, bless her heart, ain't in the mood for cookin' today, so she's opted for some rotisserie chicken from Wallyworld. Ain't nothin' wrong with...

Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit, but it seems like Wednesday - or as we like to call it, Humpday - is fixin' to be Diddy's prime time of the week. Now, about that Diddy situation, it's turnin' into quite the soap opera, ain't it? They're sayin' he might just be the next Jeffrey Epstein, which, if true, is gonna rustle up more celebrities… faster than rednecks...

Y’all are in luck! Patton and Jason are back at it with another wild episode of Critters For Dinner. Patton starts off by apologizin' for missin' Jason's birthday... then goes and makes it worse by admitin' she forgot and ain't even his bestie! After that, they dive right into talkin' ‘bout them Haitians and their supposed blood thirst for dogs, cats, and ducks. Now, let me...

Well, slap some gravy on it and call it a feast. Today, we done cooked up yet another laugh-til-ya-cry episode, where the only thing hotter than Jason's poor, suffering throat was the banter shootin' 'round the studio faster than a squirrel on moonshine. Bless his heart, Jason's over there soundin' like he's been garglin' gravel, while Patton? Well, that gal’s cranked h...

Well, howdy folks! It's another glorious Hump Day, and we're slidin' into it like a hog on mud! This week, Patton's struttin' around in her brand spankin' new Trump tee, while Jason's sportin' his prized Bigfoot shirt that screams 'Let's Go Brandon' louder than a rooster at dawn. We ain't messin' much with the news today; instead, we're chewi...

Hey there, y'all! It's Labor Day, and while most folks are chillin' and grillin', some might be realizin' their jeans are a tad tighter than they remember. But hey, that's what new jeans are for, right? Now, over on X, things are a bit slow today, but we ain't here to jaw about that. We're here to give a big ol' shoutout to all y'all who listen to our podcas...

What's better'n a weekend? How 'bout a three-day weekend, y'all! Now, picture this: this here long weekend's gonna have us cookin' up not one, but TWO episodes of Critters For Dinner, one on Friday and 'nother on Monday! Man, we're fixin' to have us a hoot and a holler. Labor Day Weekend's when we say goodbye to summer and howdy to fall, football, and all ki...

Yeehaw, it’s Humpday, y’all! Patton and Jason are back at it with another side-splittin’ episode of Critters For Dinner . In Episode 70, Patton gets the ball rollin' talkin' ‘bout bratwursts for dinner, and then things take a wild turn when the two dive into a story ‘bout slippin' in dog pee while naked—yeah, you heard that right! They start wonderin’ what else would be downright awful...

Well, howdy y'all! Patton and Jason are back at it again this fine Monday afternoon, and we’re mighty grateful to have every one of y’all tuning in to today’s show. It’s a real blessing knowing y’all are here for some good ol' laughs and a little chat about life. Sure, we’re serious about what we believe, but if you take yourself so dang serious you can’t enjoy life, well, you might be doi...

Thank the good Lord it's Friday! We got a whole mess of stuff goin' on today. After Patton tells us what's for dinner, her and Jason are gonna chew the fat about what's blowin' up on X. The biggest news? RFK Jr. done dropped outta the race and threw his hat in with Donald Trump. Now that's huge, y'all, like real huge. It’s lookin' like this election's 'bout...

Hey y'all, I gotta ask somethin'... y'all believe in ghosts? Well, reckon ya might think different after catchin' this here special show with ol' Tom Carr, the Ghost Hunter. He's on X, so go on and follow him @TcarrP for all them ghostly updates. We wanna holler out a big ol' thanks to all y'all fans out there! Ain't no doubt, we got the best dang fanbase around...

Howdy folks! Y'all come on down to the Critters For Dinner Comedy Extravaganza, where we got Patton and Jason cookin' up a storm! Tonight, Patton's done gone and thought about fryin' up some chicken feet and a possum casserole - now ain't that just the darndest thing? I reckon it might taste like somethin' the cat dragged in, but hey, there's probably some ol' timer...