Crit & Fumble

A long awaited meeting with the leader of Sargasso brings unexpected revelations, Warbles meets with a face from his past, Eldric takes a trip, the crew find a mysterious guardian at the steps to the Heart of the Tides Played on D&D.

The party scrambles to save a fallen crew member. Su faces a new foe. Darvin exercises his brain cells. Warbles finds that part of his past has followed him to the future.

Another behind the DM screen look with Chelsea, our DM for the Pirates of the Lost Fleet campaign.

The crew of the Scurvy Lady battle to save their First Mate from the clutches of the Ironquill Fleet. Meanwhile, Eldric learns the truth of the great evil threatening the Endless Isles. Played on D&D.

Our Christmas 2024 special!!! On this year's All Hallows Eve, those nasty little do-gooders from the North Pole dared to sneak in and string up garlands, bobbles, and bells into Halloweentown, our town. The holiday hadn't even happened yet! Well, they don't know what's coming for them because now it's our turn. That's right, we're busting into the North Pole and we'...

With Eldric kidnapped, the crew of "The Scurvy Lady” races against time to uncover his whereabouts. As tensions rise, a mysterious new crewmate joins the party, bringing secrets of their own. Meanwhile, disturbing truths about the Ironquill Fleet’s year-long campaign of attacks begin to surface—could there be more at play than mere piracy? Played on D&D.

Captain Mawrow, Su, and Darvin pursue the elusive Ironquils to a mysterious island. The locals speak of eerie nighttime cries, unexplained fires, and a secret mission undertaken by their adversaries. But fear not—our heroes have a hunch about what might be behind it all. Probably. Maybe. Vampires. Played on D&D.

Join us as we chat about some behind the scenes details of Pirates of the Lost Fleet, DM'd by Chelsea!

The crew arrives in Sargasso, only to find more questions than answers. Will Darvin kill their tour guide? Will Su’s bisque turn a profit? Will Eldric finally stash his snacks in a lock box? Is Mawrow dating the ocean?! Played on D&D.

The journey begins! The crew of The Scurvy Lady sets sail on a mission to uncover the fabled Heart of the Tides—a legendary weapon that could turn the tide against the ruthless Ironquil Fleet. As the Endless Isles tremble under the pirates' reign of terror, the stakes couldn’t be higher. But with a crew as bold and unpredictable as this, their greatest challenges might not just lie across the...

The town of Galdur in the Dreyor Valley has seen it’s share of adventurers come and go but the motley crew that bands together to investigate the mystery of the missing student wizards has to be the strangest of them all. This episode has wizards, explosions, muscular biting donkeys, a sex shop and much more. Its also the first time that Russ Morland (aka Lurk) will be DM’ing on the podcast. Let’s...

In this cyberpunk one-shot using the 2400: Inner System Blues system, a group of scrappy teens takes on the megacorp NovaGen to rescue their missing parents. They’re scaling skyscrapers, hacking security systems, and dodging drones, all while uncovering some seriously shady corporate secrets. With limited gear and a lot of guts, will they survive the city’s dark underbelly and save their family? T...

The party finds themselves at a stand still when their new employer is arrested in the eve before their great adventure. No employer, no big pay day. The key to her freedom is found at the bottom of the ocean, behind stone prison walls and armed sentries, trapped in the mind of a pirate known only as Viper. Played on D&D.

Chelsea takes on the role of our DM for this evenings one shot while we celebrate a birthday (Neils!) and a new guest, Rus Morland. In this little adventure, we find ourselves sailing to a small island to collect an artifact of value. We can keep everything we find, but whatever the key opens... is off limits. Played on D&D.

The continuation of our "Scratch & Sniff" episode DM'd by Chelsea where each of our character sheets are akin to a lottery ticket; key info is covered with a scratchable overlay! Played on D&D.

More Aunts. More Goblin Quest. More chaos.

It's Goblin Quest. It's chaos. Not much else to say.

Well this is a weird and wonderful two-shot!!! Played using "Oh Dang! Bigfoot Stole My Car With My Friend's Birthday Present Inside" (yes, that's the name of the system) that Gavin found on Itch. It's based on Lasers & Feelings, but the prompts are amazing. You gotta check it out!!! ⁠https://ettin.itch.io/bigfoot⁠ Played on Lasers & Feelings.

The saga continues as we figure our way through the Vaesen system, GM'ed by Sean.

Our first go of playing on the Vaesen system, GM'ed by Sean!!!

Played on D&D.

Played on D&D.

Played on D&D.

Played on D&D.

Played on D&D.