Crit & Fumble

The cracks are starting to show. Whispers. Side glances. A quiet shove that nearly becomes a blade. The weight of what they’ve done, and what they’ve hidden, presses down on the group like never before. No one says it out loud, but the trust is thinning. As they prepare to face the brutal trials of Bloodhearth, tempers flare and loyalties bend. If the fire doesn’t break them… something else might....

They say you’re only as young as you feel. After battling a demon and watching a friend vanish into death, the weight of the Underworld begins to show. Bastion is back—but not untouched. Dark dreams creep in. A relic burns with buried power. And trust wears thin among the living. The party presses on, soul-weary and splintering, while a certain witch watches... waiting. There’s no youth left here....

In the bleak heart of the Underworld, where every step echoes with the weight of the past, the party finds themselves surrounded by smiles that hide daggers. They can’t trust anyone— not the unnervingly cheerful hag, not the silver-tongued demon offering bargains, and maybe… not even each other. A relic, long thought lost, glimmers beneath ash and bone. A choice is made. A truth is buried. And whe...

The party pushes deeper into the 𝖀𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖑𝖉… and things only get stranger. A floating corpse, soul-sucking leeches, and a cursed trinket are just the beginning. Their gear? Held hostage by a grizzled merchant demanding soul shards as payment. Their only guide? A soft-spoken seer who knows too much. And that hag with the warm smile? Yeah… no way that’s normal. Dark choices, twisted bargains, and sh...

As we kick off this new campaign, our adventurers find themselves trapped in the unsettling Underworld of  Ashmourn . Stripped of their gear and confronted by ghostly echoes of themselves, they encounter a mysterious little girl who holds the key to their predicament. As they navigate this twisted realm, the party grapples with their fears and memories, challenging them to confront their pasts. Wi...

In this episode of  Tales from the Table , we take you behind the scenes of our last arc in the  Pirates of the Lost Fleet campaign. Join the crew as we break down the chaotic high-seas action, unexpected character moments, and the wild curveballs that kept both the players and the DM on their toes. From daring naval battles to mysterious map fragments, we reflect on how the last few episodes came...

With one player missing, the crew jumps into a one-shot using Goblin Quest , the chaotically hilarious RPG by Grant Howitt . What follow is pure goblin mayhem. The five clutches of goblins, each played by one of our players, unite for a mission of supreme importance: infiltrate the Curious GoblinCon , pose as craft vendors, and assassinate the infamous bugbear Astin Sean to recover the Gobling Kin...

Join us around the table as Sean, the GM for our Vaesen prelude, gets relentlessly pelted by questions from Chelsea! (The rest of us ask some questions too).

Our investigators uncover the truth behind the death of Archibald Prescott, but just as things are looking up, the mystery takes a deadly turn. Join the Crit and Fumblers for the thrilling conclusion of Vaesen - Prelude. Played on Vaesen.

Part 1 of a two part VAESEN adventure, DMed by Sean Murray. Join the investigators of the Society as they unravel a truly sticky situation. When a body is discovered on the shores of the inner harbour, covered in a strange ichor, the group must piece together the clues to uncover the identity of this John Doe and the circumstances of his untimely demise. Will they unravel this tangled web of magic...

The crew of the Scurvy Lady face off against the Tide Sovereign and fight to save Sargasso. Played on D&D.

The crew of the Scurvy Lady prepare for the coming battle with the Tide Sovereign. Played on D&D.

Su, Warbles, Darvin and Eldric pursue the Heart of the Tides with their band of merry, and mostly willing, crew. Played on D&D.

Su, Darvin, Warbles, and Eldric fight to get their ship and crew back, Mawrow bides his time in the dungeon with his new cell mate. Played on D&D.

Join us around the table as we chat about our first community night and get another behind the scenes look with Chelsea, our Dungeon Mistress for the Pirates of the Lost Fleet campaign.

Eldric learns more about the source of his magic and makes a choice. The crew finds the Heart of the Tides. Played on D&D.

A long awaited meeting with the leader of Sargasso brings unexpected revelations, Warbles meets with a face from his past, Eldric takes a trip, the crew find a mysterious guardian at the steps to the Heart of the Tides Played on D&D.

The party scrambles to save a fallen crew member. Su faces a new foe. Darvin exercises his brain cells. Warbles finds that part of his past has followed him to the future.

Another behind the DM screen look with Chelsea, our DM for the Pirates of the Lost Fleet campaign.

The crew of the Scurvy Lady battle to save their First Mate from the clutches of the Ironquill Fleet. Meanwhile, Eldric learns the truth of the great evil threatening the Endless Isles. Played on D&D.

Our Christmas 2024 special!!! On this year's All Hallows Eve, those nasty little do-gooders from the North Pole dared to sneak in and string up garlands, bobbles, and bells into Halloweentown, our town. The holiday hadn't even happened yet! Well, they don't know what's coming for them because now it's our turn. That's right, we're busting into the North Pole and we'...

With Eldric kidnapped, the crew of "The Scurvy Lady” races against time to uncover his whereabouts. As tensions rise, a mysterious new crewmate joins the party, bringing secrets of their own. Meanwhile, disturbing truths about the Ironquill Fleet’s year-long campaign of attacks begin to surface—could there be more at play than mere piracy? Played on D&D.

Captain Mawrow, Su, and Darvin pursue the elusive Ironquils to a mysterious island. The locals speak of eerie nighttime cries, unexplained fires, and a secret mission undertaken by their adversaries. But fear not—our heroes have a hunch about what might be behind it all. Probably. Maybe. Vampires. Played on D&D.

Join us as we chat about some behind the scenes details of Pirates of the Lost Fleet, DM'd by Chelsea!

The crew arrives in Sargasso, only to find more questions than answers. Will Darvin kill their tour guide? Will Su’s bisque turn a profit? Will Eldric finally stash his snacks in a lock box? Is Mawrow dating the ocean?! Played on D&D.