Crit & Fumble

It's that time of year for one-shot adventures over summer! To kick things off, Sean will be DMing a session of "Monster of the Week"!

The crew of the Scurvy Lady sail one last time on their way to face the Maw. Mawrow makes a choice. Lucerio dances. Warbles passes the baton. Eldric prepares for freedom. Su… wait. Who’s Helga?

The crew of the Scurvy Lady return to sea as they prepare for a fight 8000 years in the making. Lucerio pieces things togetherSu meets an old flame and an older enemyWarbles gets mountedMawrow revisits his pactEldric makes a booty call

The crew say their goodbyes to the pastLucy gets familiar with deathSu secures his empireWarbles makes friendsEldric learns it takes two to tangoMawrow gets some mail Chelsea ruins Gavin's day

tbd

The crew must decide whether or not to intervene with history as a ritual begins. Mawrow asks for more and gets spit on. Eldric rejects Warbles. Lucerio gets a reach around. Su practices his rope work .Warbles bares it all and asks the others to do the same. Played on D&D 5.5e

The crew set sail as they follow their internal compass (and a literal one) to the birthplace of the greatest danger their time will know. Warbles walks away Lucerio misses his muse (fail) Su holds his cards close and sends a signal Eldric figures out freedom Mawrow parlays with someone who could call the tides

The crew prefer their enemies the same way they prefer their leafy greens: crunchy, bitter and a tad condescending. Eldric searches for the big V. Warbles gets sticky. Su gets penetrated. Lucerio goes deep. Mawrow laps at something wet and warm.

The crew of the Scurvy Lady chase their leads after the battle in the water ways. Warbles gets petty fast. Su ghosts his captain. Lucerio is picky. Eldric isn't. Mawrow (and Gavin) put the pieces together (eventually… with some nudges…and a couple of hints).

When two face a foe alone, the rest of the crew race to get to them in time. Eldric warms up by the fire. Su gets totally hooked. Mawrow takes a nap. Sort of. Lucerio soaks it all up. Warbles takes care of business. Played on D&D.

Eldric compares the sun and windMawrow lays down his cardsLucerio earns feathery favourWarbles melds mindsSu swaps spit

The crew encounters an enemy that feels less aggressive and more lab accident. Mawrow enters his emo era and gives a piggyback ride. Lucerio links hands and makes a capital connection. Warbles sends someone down a dark path, and enters his own. Eldric reaches out to his god… with crushing results. Played on D&D.

The crew search for a new lead as their current path smoulders.  Eldric gets cagey about the woman back home. Warbles wells up. Mawrow finds a match. Su pears up and makes some cream. Lucerio gets sweaty and strips down. Played on D&D.

The crew splits up to track the source of strange magic in Bracken Reach.  Su encounters a swampy sneak.  Warbles tries a hot wraparound.  Mawrow gets thoroughly sloshed.  Lucerio is reclaimed. Played on D&D.

The crew settles in with their new hosts as fresh allegiances form and old ones start to split. Eldric runs his mouth. Su returns to the kitchen. Warbles takes out a hit. Maybe. Lucerio takes it to the mattresses. Mawrow shelters an unlikely stowaway. Played on D&D.

Five years after Warbles, Eldric, Mawrow, Su, and their allies toppled the corrupt Tide Sovereign, the crew of the Scurvy Lady reunite to face a far greater threat: a colossal lich known only as the Maw. Mawrow gets a taste of sugar and an offer for more. Eldric is told to get lost before he can ever feel found. Warbles glimpses the results of kindness to those with fangs. Su’s time with fish and...

That's a wrap! Now we get to pick Sean's brain about his game. That means we all basically watch Chelsea bombard him with endless questions. So grab a popcorn, put on your favourite sweat pants and enjoy some behind the scenes magic. Played on Vaesen!

Our season concludes with our investigators hot on the heels of Butcha and Julius. Their final confrontation with Dunsmuir and Johanna Lampinen at Hatley castle stretches the realm of what's possible in this blood soaked conclusion of Vaesen - High Society. Emery taps a tree Dick loses control Sister Anastazjia whistles a tune Percy meets Butcha Daina confronts her mentor Played on Vaesen!

Its fight night! Our investigators gather to support Dick Dickerson for his bareknuckle boxing match. But things get a bit hairy for Dick as Julius throws a curveball at him. As our investigators have to act fast as a rapid chain of events threaten to tear everything apart. Emery gets stuck in a shitty situation Sister Anastazjia goes ringside Mick shows another side of himself Daina gets her bell...

Our investigators race against time to reunite on Saltspring as the mystery coalesces at the Hultgren Banquet. Sister Anastazja confronts her past. Did Emery and Tom just become best friends? Dick jumps for the moon. Daina meets an old flame. Mick is a mystery. Wait... where's Percy? Played on Vaesen!

Dick and Sister Anastazjia begin to unravel the mystery on Saltspring and things begin to tie back the Sisters homeland of Galacia. Percy and Daina make some hard choices as they are called into Jaspers office. Emery recovers from his ordeal . Dick eats his cheese, but not his words. Sister Anastazja hears the birds. Daina dips a toe into dark waters. Percy makes a hard choice. Played on Vaesen.

Our investigators continue their no-good, truly-rotten, not-fun day as Emery's "Dark Passenger" makes its presence known. Dick and Sister Anastazja go on a side quest. Daina makes some hard choices. Percy wakes up on the wrong side of the bed. Emery takes a trip down memory lane. Played on Vaesen.

Our Christmas 2025 special!!! Join us for this very special episode, as our guest and very willing DM sits down behind the screen for his one-and-only effort, in this plot-heavy tale featuring incredibly deep NPCs, genius level riddles, and a very unique gaming system you've definitely never heard of before. " Jangle Bell " - The fastest elf in Christmas town. " Tingle Tangle &q...

Our investigators are put on their heels as Percy throws a wrench in everyone's plans. Emery gaps out Dick gets gardening supplies Daina gets a taste of her own medicine The Sister knows a thing about boilers. Percy gets kisses Played on Vaesen

The murmurings of a new investigation reach our investigators while they attend an art gala but they are forced to assess their priorities as a multiple secrets that threaten their safety come to light at the same time. Emery is a man, akin to a puppet Dick does some palm readings Daina does it again Percy feels the pressure Sister Anastazjia learns about the birds and the beads. Kisses 💋 Played...