Crew of the Kahuna (full)

Prologue The Lockport Legend Not Another Cult! July 1, 2026 New And Familiar Faces A "Juicy" Reveal The crew met Evelyn at Jorge's. First, they ordered a culinary masterpiece of jellybeans, milk steaks, saganaki and cheese steaks. Then, they offered to grade her papers while she told them what she knew. Evelyn revealed that she had Wester Vale's TA as a way to earn money. She was there w...

Prologue The Lockport Legend Not Another Cult! June 17, 2026 We Stand Personal Growth A Moment Of Revelaton The crew met up with Tawny and DeeDee, and returned back to the ship. Although heavily ticketed, the ship was free from the current gaze of the LockPort Port Authority. Squish felt an overwhelming amount of guilt from his vicious, brutal attack on the three SUK bullies. He decided to visit t...

Prologue Dear Maman, Well Maman, I'm back in the big city. My bosses (three, or maybe four of them?) ditched me and the monkey in LockPort. We have been seeing the sites, and taking into the delicious food. We heard about a horrible attack at a local school. A crazy gunman popped some local bullies in the butt. Now my bosses have come back, and send that someone named Wester Vale was useless, but...

Prologue The Lockport Legend Not Another Cult! May 27, 2026 Church Service Interrupted! Clothing Maketh The Man Our gang of ne'er-do-wells started the day off with a little shopping. Squish haggled for a hat that would give him a boost at sneaking around. After a bit of back and forth, a price was agreed upon, and that promised ready by the next day. The crew then decided to check out one of the n...

Prologue The Lockport Legend Temples, Temples, And More Temples May 20, 2026 Finally A Ghost Ship Ghostly Encounters As our intrepid crew drew into Lockport, they needed to come up with a plan. Lacking any sort of identification papers, they decided to finally put their ghost crew into use. They roused the ghost crew into putting on their best haunted show, with chains and moaning and all that stu...

Prologue The Lockport Legend Let's Get Off This Boat May 5, 2026 Less Appealing Than The Siren's Call The Day Draws To A Close We rejoined our crew after several weeks at sea. Despite the tensions between the crew and the now deceased Captain Fitzclyde, it was smooth sailing for most of the trip. Fitzclyde decided it was time to rename the ship. After much debate, the name "Kuddly Krab"...

Prologue The Lockport Legend Holy Shit We're Back April 29, 2026 The Power Of Friend"ship" Prevails The End Of One Crew Previously, one Blades in the Dark: The crew raced to the top of the tower at Tycheros. They had to stop the real Captain Fitzelyde from wisng the black harp to control the demon kingdom and take over the world. A fight broke out at the top of the tower. Deedee and Tawn...

Prologue Episode 7 Out Though the Out Door Giddy Up! Beyond the borders of Republic control lies the Dead Meridian —a stretch of space where fleets vanish and comms fall silent. Cloaked in debris, distortion fields, and myth, it is a graveyard of war and memory. With Skyhold Base as well as its  Bojackson Skyhold Dome  behind them, the crew of the Little Princess must now put up or shut up. Their...

Prologue Episode 6 Echoes of the force Whispers of the flesh! They didn't need guns! Or rocks! This crew only needed a little dog food, maybe Bif and/were Bof, a convenient in-situ clone distraction. And sure, maybe the experienced and OPed Commander Gorevek helped a little bit. Details! After all, the crew was successful in retrieving the old "forbidden text" for their new partner-in-wa...

Prologue Episode 5 Special Delivery Hot and ready! Floating aimlessly towards the Dead Meridian, the crew needed guidance, reaching out to Master Plo Koon. He warned them of Commander Killian Gorvek, their contact at Skyhold Base, a hidden fortress deep in contested space. Their mission demanded they secure passage through this no-man’s-land, but nothing about Gorvek suggested an easy alliance. Wo...

Prologue Episode 4 Space Truckin' Road Trip! With the van needing fixing, the crew bartered for repairs, relying on The humble panini as tradestuffs to get air- and space- borne. The piloting of Kael and the not-pushing of buttons of Ktaz brought them steady and level in the void. But their journey took a bizarre turn when they discovered an unexpected stowaway—a massiv-ish, half-tamed Wampa named...

Prologue Episode 3 The Work Van Exact Change The crew's latest mission took them deep into Coruscant's industrial underbelly, where they pulled off a daring heist at a heavily secured repair facility to steal a Hyper Hydro Couplink— a critical part needed to get their van spaceworthy again. Flashsticking and suckerpunching their way through thugs, guard dogs, and unfaithful lovers, they nabbed the...

Prologue Episode 2 Outta the Sack Conscripted! Our three Jedi dropouts have been not-so-voluntarily recruited into the service of the shadowy Security and Intelligence Council, thrusting our unlikely crew into a deadly mission: eliminate (non-lethally?) the dangerous officer Tiber Solvar before he further destabilizes the sector and the republic. Complicating matters, the mission had been deemed n...

Prologue Episode 1 Twilight of the Order Unraveling! War rages unchecked across countless systems, shattering alliances and drowning entire worlds in fire. The Republic, once a beacon of stability, fractures under the weight of conflict and emerging corruption. The Jedi Order, spread thin, struggles to maintain peace in a galaxy spiraling into chaos. An impassable war zone known as the Dead Meridi...

Prologue Mindflayer Monday This time it's for real January 6, 2025 Truth And Consequences Faced with another mindfreaking incident, the crew paused and took time to reflect on their situation. Djuckles found a pictogram note, with Lady High Hill expressing her love for him, and this gave him the courage to move on. He told Lady High Hill his feelings for her, and the pair performed a ritualtistic...

Prologue Mindflayer Monday End of the season, baby! (Jk, maybe. Who knows?) December 29, 2024 Castle Of Horrors And Call Backs The crew decided to try the old "we're just dinner for grandpa's funeral" routine to sneak past the human-eating demons that live on Tycheros island. And it worked! The gang was able to make it to the entrance of the castle, only to be stopepd by a pair of greedy...

Prologue Mindflayer Monday Alright buckle up buckaroos December 15, 2024 One Crew No More! Faced with an armada on the horizon, the crew had to think fast. The began with a slighty fishy story about Squish returning home to visit his dead relative, with his pass in his other pants. Djuckles rigged up a set of speakers, enticing the captain to come out of his oftice and begin strumming. But before...

Prologue Mindflayer Monday Alright buckle up buckaroos December 8, 2024 Knowledge Is Power But Maybe Not This Knowledge? The gang regrouped after a less than pleasant parting from High Water Manor. Things were tense. Squish made a basked alaskan, which is not a fish, and served it Captain Fitzclyde. They two shared an awkward dinner. Patches got drunk in a hammock. Djuckles, still mourning his los...

Prologue Dark Water Weekly No, no, don't come in here! November 17, 2024 Fire In Your House And In Your Heart Our crew regathered in the vault room, passing an overjoyed Hotman as he set yet another fine establishment ablaze. Squish remembered Djuckles had made gas masks for this purpose. Djuckles remembered that he had forgotten whether he had made exploding masks or protective masks, so it was a...

Prologue High House Gazette Another day, another arson November 10, 2024 Oh Lord Jesus It's A Fire! Somehow, the crew managed to convince Lord and Lady High Hill that they were insurance inspectors, here to inspect the security of the house. Djuckles tried to make a move on the less than impressed Lady High Hill while Squish and Patches ditched snuck off to further con her father. At one point, Dj...

Prologue High House Gazette Now on Mondays! October 27, 2024 Party At High House Leaving the isle of Siempre Tiempre, the Captain offered another stop. They came to the island of High Hill, a Tycheros settlement filled with demons, both rich and poor. Squish worked at a resteraunt and learned the recipe to Goo Gum Pork. Djuckles and Patches sailed to Deep Water Bar, where they met a familiar face-...

Prologue Deep Water Digest How do you know what they wished for? October 1, 2024 Day Saved – Baths Had By All Of course he was nude Following the revelation that little Maggie was a ghost, the group got to work. Squish found a guide in Patches' belongings, detailing how to reunite the mind, the spirit, and the body. Patches dug and found Maggie's drums. Djuckles built his own talkie- walkie, and w...

Prologue Paradise Periodical How Do You Know What's Happening We're Trapped On The Ship September 24, 2024 Strange Times On Stranger Shores Holy Ghosts After being lured in with the promise of hot spas and relaxation, the crew finds them on the strange island of Siempre Tiempre. Djuckles went naked into the jungle. Patches followed, and Squish stayed with the captain on the shore. Eventually, he w...

Prologue Bon Voyage Bulletin No, I will not call you Gutenburg September 10, 2024 A Day At Sea Unravels More Mysteries Who is Maggie? The crew spent the next day arguing about what to do for their next move. Eventually, it was agreed that they would prepare to travel to Tycheros, despite their misgivings about (both) captains. Squish caught a large angler fish, and Fitzclyde declared they would ea...

Prologue Oceanside Weekly There's A Printing Press Down Here August 26, 2024 Fish Out Of Water In preperation for their voyage to Tycheros, the gang returned to Last Hurrah. Djuckles found some materials for some speakers, a task assigned to him on request from the Red Captain. Squish met a reluctant cartographer, who agreed to sell a map at a bargain, in exchange for some monk fish. Luckily, Squi...