Crew of the Kahuna (full)

Prologue Nautical Newsletter Where Did You Find Ink And Paper August 13, 2024 Carnage With Carnage At Sea Tycheros Ahoy The team gathered on the deck of the Kakuna Wave to heard the real Captain's grand plan. Captain Fitzclyde gave each crew a task: Diuckles became master armorer, Squish was head chef, and Patches 15 lead cleaner. Fitzclyde and Patches had a heart-to-heart, where Patches was given...

Prologue Bon Voyage Bulletin Who's Printing These July 30, 2024 New Ship New Identities New Troubles Our crew was shocked to learn that one of their own, the former "Captain" Clyde, was an imposter! "Patches," his "real" name, was revealed to be the former cabin boy of the real Captain Clyde. After successfully mutinying, Patches was chucked overboard a week later. Th...

Prologue Olden Times World's Oldest Newspaper July 16, 2024 Wanted Gang Terrorizes City Last Seen Night Of Dock Fire A strange group, known only as a the Junk Fort Gang, is wanted in conection to a series of crimes, including the burgery at the Iruvian Schoolf of Art, the sinking of the ship Dawn's Hammer, a prison break and subsequent prison fire, the assault on Lord Wott and the subsequent house...

Prologue Episode 57 Butte Radar Breakout Bobenz employed the help of an unsuspecting stranger to free her crewmates from their cage. Although Mack rolled under and away, he was still listening to Sarn's instruction as he freed their weapons. And despite falling flat while trying to drop kick the charlie-in-the-box, he gave a key distraction leading to a back-of-the-head knockout blow of the scrawn...

Prologue Episode 56 Reunited Captured Through the barracks and into the executive wing, the crew have made their way through the Renegade's Blood. Sarn collected a few critical injuries (and pocket watches) and Bobenz re-activated a custodian bot, and Mack shared some of his stimmies in order to revive his door-kickin' (and unconcious) mate. But after questioning (and spacing) a few Human Resource...

Prologue Episode 55 Second Blood Bloodlust Bobenz slashed, Mack whipped a nerd, and Sarn door-busted in their last appearance, but they also made some friends along the way, with the two former slaves Bobenz and Sarn freeing a pair of indentured sisters, and the combat flight controller Mack attaining a pair of fashionably intelligent glasses. The crew seems to be systematically dismantling the cr...

Prologue Episode 54 Out For Blood Brick And Stick After a tepid reunion with an old acquaintance Beb Bibo in the trap zone, our crew manned their battle stations for a star-fight. And thanks to reading the Kahuna Wave manual, they were even somewhat successful, helping out an Admirable Admiral! The three (minus Ryale, who is guest piloting the Kahuna) have now zipped up to the Renegade's Blood, th...

Prologue Episode 53 Ambush The Ambush Splish Splash After a very sanitary series of visits to the Bacta Bidet™ and a family dinner of Flutterplume and sauce, our heroes are completely rested and relaxated. Ryale, playing nurse, cook, and general mother-figure, has turned out to be quite the useful, Stockholmian hostage! 10-12 hours later, capping off the hyper-road-trip, the crew made a pit stop t...

Prologue Episode 52 Breakdown Engine Troubles In the middle of a hyperlane, the Kahuna Wave putters to a virtual stop thanks to an unexpected explosion, almost certainly a trap laid by female wookiee/cat burglars on behalf of the Radarian Chain. This makes the journey to the site of the next ambush a little more circuitous. Ryale has revealed the timing and coordinates of the next Radarian Attack....

Prologue Episode 51 Calm After The Storm Ryale With Cheese The club was destroyed, the Savrips were conquered, and the party-goers chased off in a wild panic. Despite a missed stabbing, an impotent nut-strike, and a free flight across the club, our heroes are still breathing, if only barely. And they've taken a hostage. Ryale, the Butte Radar's second-in-command, has promised valuable, exclusive i...

Prologue Episode 50 The Main Event Boogie In Your Butte Now that dance-fight foe Butte Radar has proven to be a hologram, our heroes find themselves in a dangerous place. Their new pal Micael Torval is dead, shot coldly by a Radarian guard on the Butte's orders. And now calling the shots is Ryale, the Butte's number 2. The crew is back in the thick of it, facing down several Radarian guards and a...

Prologue Episode 49 Lips To Lips Buttey Call The crew fiends themselves closing in on the Butte Radar, thanks to some love bonding and trunk-ridin' with forlorn lover Micael Torval. After "buying" him a few drinks, "borrowing" his car, and "not" kidnapping him, the four have managed to get to the gates of Ambrae Environmental, a front to the Radarian leader's hangout....

Prologue Episode 48 Backseat Shennanigans The Perfect Spot The crew (+1) have managed to get themselves crammed into the back of a fine Space Caddillac outside a high roller club along the path of coins. Mack summoned new friend/foe Bobenz to help unlock a set of gates, disable a car alarm, yell at a body guard, and finally open the car door. Meanwhile, Sarn Turbo's shoot-first approach provided a...

Prologue Episode 47 Winner Winner Chicken Dinner Last To Fast Defying odds makers, Mack "Pash MacKenzie" Skyblade finds himself atop the racing results, thanks in no small part to some help from Sarn Turbo, his newly minted bestie-for-the-restie. Ipso facto, favorite Aimee Flutterplume comes in a less-than-first second place, much to the delight of ally/crime-lord/goddamned-fish Illo Van...

Prologue Bon Voyage Bulletin Special Edition Last Issue December 5, 2023 An Unpleasant Dinner Party After a tough battle with the Leviathan, our crew woke up to find themselves on an island inhabited by friendly midwesteners named Nelson. Nelson and his wife, Nelsa, welcomed the crew to their home with a warm fruit casserole and inivtation to dinner. Squish at the entire thing. After being tipped...

Prologue Shipwrecked Sentinel How Does A Paper Get Delivered To A Deserted Island November 28, 2023 Disaster On The High Seas The legend will live on from Doskvol down of the great ship they called the Garbarge. Her trash filled, hobcobbled remains lie in the bottom of the Void Sea, in the deadly embrace of the Leviathan. The day started out chipper, with the crew in good spirits. Djuckles and Cap...

Prologue Sea Monkey Monthly This Paper Was Delivered By Sea Gulls November 14, 2023 Doskvol Burns Crime Lord Dead In a final act of arson activity, the Garbarge Gang set the docks alight as they sailed away from Doskvol, seeking treasures and hints to their past. But before they could leave entirely, they faced Baz and men in canoes. Rather anti-climatically, Baz was brought down with a bullet to...

Prologue Olden Times The Worlds Oldest Newspaper November 7, 2023 Calm Before The Storm Are Drugs Bad For You If You Feel Better The Captain reutrned to an old friend, and told her his plans of finding the Kahuna Wave, now that he found the treasure map. Tawny and Djuckles bonded in a strange drug den, and it seemed to lift their spirits. Squish entered into a partnership with Rigney, and finished...

Prologue Garbarge Gazette Insert Clever Text Here October 24, 2023 Knowledge Was The Real Treasure All Along Once at Ginger's, the crew bluffed their way inside by pretending to be the band. They met with Captain Dawn, who did not have the necklace on hand, but who offered her help. Before they could leave, an old face appeared in the crowd. Wott, determined to get revenge, challenged Djuckles to...

Prologue Garbarge Gazette This Also Doubles As Toliet Paper September 19, 2023 Friends In Low Places Lady Emoria boarded the Garbarge and provided a job for these salty sea dogs. The crew agreed to get the Maa Goo Fin, a necklace of power, in exchange for keeping the money and other treasures found by our friends, the crew of the Dawn's Hammer. They promptly dumped her off the barge, but not befor...

Prologue Sewer Sentinel That's The Garbage That Stinks September 12, 2023 New Fort Same Junk The crew decided to move the Junk Fort, and stole a garbage barge to do so. The new Junk Barge floats down the sewers, safe from Baz's eyes. Chuckles hit the books and upgraded his healing abilities. He met with Sculock and told him over his progress, and promised to come back for his college fund. The Cap...

Prologue Junkfort Journal A Ball Blasters Publication September 5, 2023 Like Nut Punching A Building Filled with determionation, the crew fought their way through the chaos riddled prison. Despite a few brawls, macings, and nut punchings, the crew made their way to the evidence locker, where the Captain's faithful butler Neelix waited. Chuckles and Sculock had a moment in the conjugal visit room,...

Prologue Prisoner Perodicals Because What Else Are You Going To Read August 29, 2023 Chaos Abounds On Prison Grounds During the confusion of an attempted prison riot, our heros took action. Chuckles was taken down to the holding cells, were he reunited with his beloved Frunkle Sculock. Squish, disgused as, you guessed it, a chef managed to steal some weapons for safe keeping and managed to break o...

Prologue Junkfort Journal A Ball Blasters Publication August 15, 2023 Betrayal Break Ins And Boom Boom Sauce After dealing with a pesky police officer, our crew was summoned to Shop de Mystique by Sculock, your friendly potion dispenser and uncle (maybe?) to Chuckles. They found the store ransacked, some nudie magazines, and Sculock missing! They also found a recipe for Boom Boom Sauce, a condimen...

Prologue Junkfort Journal Downtime Delights August 7, 2023 The Importance Of Hobbies You also fostered community relationships. Rigby is scared you'll blow up the Toad, so free healing! And while Baz was not happy with your performance on the last job, he hasn't killed you yet! And now you have a lion, whose knowledge, while limited, is sometimes useful. Truly, you are on top of your game, and thi...