Paul Austin and Jorge Walsh

Crass!

Comedy EN ↓ 64 episodes

'Crass!' is the conversational podcast of the decade! Join jovial jesters Paul Austin and Jorge Walsh, as they bicker and ramble for at least 45 minutes (usually about crisps or old telly). You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll groan! You'll sigh! Strap yourselves in, it's one hell of a podcrasst. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Author

Paul Austin and Jorge Walsh

Category

Comedy

Podcast website

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Latest episode

Dec 25, 2025

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Episodes

014 - Crass! and Royal Weddings 25.05.2018

It’s a very royal episode of ‘Crass!’, and in an exciting twist, Paul has prepared absolutely nothing! The ‘Crass!’ Boys soldier on, as they pitch late-night Channel 4 experimental programming. Jorge discusses Jeremy Vine again, and fulfils his promise to create a new ridiculous jingle. Then the boys round off the show by performing a bit of shitty improvised comedy. Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gm...

013 - Crass! and Dec 18.05.2018

I’m telling you, take the BLT to the Port Authority, then transfer to the A-Train. Oh, and why not listen to the newest episode of ‘Crass!’ on the way? This week: the boys from the ‘Crass!’ stuff create some new TV vehicles for Declan Donnelly, Jorge plays another ludicrous jingle from Radio 2, and Paul reveals the incredible story of how the ‘Crass!’ boys first met... Send us stuff:crasspodcast@g...

012 - Pie and Crass! 11.05.2018

‘Crass!’ is back, with a lovely lick of paint. New theme song, new features, new jingles, same shitty content. The ‘Crass!’ boys kick off the brand new season in classic fashion; Jorge explains a terrible tv programme, Paul moans about a comedian*, and they both invent brand new game shows. Send us stuff:crasspodcast@gmail.com Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pri...

011 - Episode 11 25.12.2017

'You boy, what day is today?''Today, sir? Why, today is Crass!-mas Day!' That's right, it's the triumphant return of 'Crass!', with a very festive special. The boys pull some crackers, and then declare their favourite, and least favourite Christmas songs. Paul reveals his life goals, and Jorge reads out some amazing listener feedback. Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Find us on Twitter: @thec...

010 - The Celebrity Slaughter Special 03.11.2017

It's the slightly extended season finale of 'Crass!' This week: the boys play a round of 'Mr. & Mrs.', Jorge listens to Radio 2, and there's a little bit of Damson drama... Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

009 - The Scary Special 27.10.2017

BOO! The podcast you are about to listen to is terribly frightening. You have been warned. This week: listen in shock, as Paul desperately tries to make the show spooky. Cower in terror, as Jorge thwarts him at every opportunity. Also featuring* special guests Simon Mayo, Mark Kermode and Armando Iannucci. Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Extract from 'Kermode and Mayo's Film Review'Episode:...

008 - The Lyndhurst Special 20.10.2017

It's 'Crass!' time again! This week: the boys briefly talk about sex education, before indulging themselves with an in-depth Lyndhurst discussion. Jorge revives a classic 'Crass!' feature, and Paul takes a trip to a ridiculous celebrity party. Give it a listen, you bunch of wallys! (Wallies?) Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

007 - The Lazenby Special 13.10.2017

It's the seventh instalment of 'Crass!'; shaken, not stirred. This week: a listener tells an unlikely Savalas-dote, Jorge obviously goes on about James Bond, and Paul has a disastrous encounter with the Lonely Hearts Club. Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

006 - The Kilroy Special 06.10.2017

At last! 'Crass!' reaches its sixth episode! To celebrate this incredible milestone, the boys talk about everyone's favourite racist* (former) chat-show host, Jorge rants about the worst day of his life, and Paul reads a chapter from his autobiography. So you've started a podcast, but it's too niche for anyone to really enjoy? Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/pr...

005 - The Benton Special 29.09.2017

Unlock your 'Crass'tity belt (chastity belt), because 'Crass!' is a back for a brand new 'podisode' (podcast episode). This time: the chumps discuss war-based television, Paul revives Catchphrase again, Jorge describes a dream, and a series of unusual events unfold in KFC. Plus, we read out some of your vile correspondence! Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Hello to Jason Isaacs. Hosted on Aca...

004 - The French Special 22.09.2017

'Crass!' returns. Another day, another dollar. This week: the guys talk languages, a great point is made about 'Catchphrase', Paul reads out an embarrassing story he wrote when he was 13, and Jorge says something that makes Paul laugh solidly for about three minutes. TRIGGER WARNING: GENUINELY USEFUL LIFE HACK Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in...

003 - The Edmonds Special 15.09.2017

'Crass!' is back for another shambolic podcast. This week: the boys discuss fudge, Jorge professes his disdain for a terrible new Channel 4 show, Paul eats crisps, while his mates weep in a DIY shop. TRIGGER WARNING: LOUD SOUND OF CRISP IN MOUTH Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

002 - The Brookside Special 08.09.2017

It's the second ever episode of 'Crass!', and it's already an absolute shambles. This week: Paul reveals a rather unsavoury detail of his childhood, Jorge gets some unwanted advice from a newsagent, and the woman from Waitrose makes an appearance in a Wilko. Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

001 - The Funko Special 01.09.2017

It's the very first episode of 'Crass!', a new podcast hosted by BFFs Forever (Best Friends Forever 's' Forever), Paul Austin and Jorge Walsh. This week: Jorge describes his dream Wetherspoons, the boys lay out their plans for running jokes, discuss the Fogle family parenting techniques, berate terrible vinyl figures, and Paul tells an unbelievable story about a Waitrose. Send us stuff: crasspodca...

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