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After an agonising break, it's the final episode of series three! Just a week and a half before the Christmas special... In this bumper finale: the lads discuss sitcom-based novelty hits, Jorge fondly remembers a TV legend (turned criminal), and another round of Mr. & Mrs. is endured. Plus, the final EVER Paul's Question Time... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No Crass! this week, so it’s another Crass! and a Half! (sorry...) Paul’s on his own for this one; with an exclusive, never-before-read chapter of his autobiography! You can probably skip this one, to be honest... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s the penultimate episode of series three! To celebrate, the boys complain about adverts, Jorge explains the meaning behind ‘Crass!’, and Paul is taken on a journey through time to fulfil one of his childhood fantasies. Also; more crisp-chat. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's another extended episode of 'Crass!'! This week: The boys debate what it takes to qualify as a national treasure, some more celebrity correspondence, Paul takes a disastrous trip to Birmingham (again), and Jorge takes a trip to London. Which means another edition of Tube Tales. Sorry... Twitter: @TheCrassPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s the spooky special of Crass! To celebrate the occasion, the boys have a double helping of Crisp-Chat, Paul rambles on about Ghostwatch, Jorge moans about the listeners (again), and a rock legend writes in. Plus, the long-awaited return of Paul’s Autobiography. Unfortunately, this episode was marred by technical issues, but we’ve decided to release it anyway, because fuck it. Twitter: @TheCras...

Due to technical glitches, there'll be no full episode of 'Crass!' today, but don't despair because 'A Crass! and a Half' is back! With a specially recorded introduction from Paul Austin, hear all the bits that could be salvaged from the would-be 7th episode of the third season, including Telly Me, Crass! Correspondence and (not much) more! Twitter: @TheCrassPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/...

Back again! This week, Paul is attempting to better himself (about bloody time...) and Jorge is about as supportive as you'd expect. Also: an E-Mail from a beloved soul star, an evening at the Crass! Comedy Club, Zodiac-Chat, and an elongated discussion about satire Twitter: @TheCrassPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s an extra special (and extra extended) podcast today; the Crass! Boys are, once again, recording in the same room! In this bumper autumn edition: Jorge moans about Pink Floyd, the Vue, London, Paul’s retail technique, peas, Tube Tales, his own conker technique, Only Fools and Horses (The Musical), Miranda Hart, and music of the Midlands. Paul takes some bad drugs and eats a poo lolly. Send us...

It’s the triumphant return of Crass! This week: the boys triumphantly admonish the listeners, Paul triumphantly reveals his favourite Jonathan Creek episodes, Jorge learns how to gamble triumphantly, and Telly Savalas is a saintly figure. Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

No 'Crass!' this week due to illness*, but Jorge is attempting to bridge the gap solo with another edition of 'A Crass! and a Half'... Jorge deals with some constructive criticism, before ignoring one of it's key points and reviving a classic 'Crass!' feature. Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @TheCrassPodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Crass! Boys are back in town, and so is the Crass! Channel (Ferry)! Elsewhere in the podcast; the lads grumpily reminisce about children’s programmes, Jorge moans about magicians, Paul pitches another invention, and Tube Tales is a catastrophic failure. Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It's the two year anniversary of 'Crass!' and as a special birthday treat, here's a compilation of some of the highs (and lows) of the second season! Relive events from Paul's Autobiography! Marvel at Jorge's poetry! Endure the pain of Peter Simon's novelty record, 'Simon Says'! All aboard for the Crass! Channel (Ferry)! And much, much more!* (*Maybe a bit too much? Ed.) Now with approximately 4 m...

It’s another one! Jorge has a headache, Paul is pissed. Classic ‘Crass!’ action! There’s a revolutionary cold open (cold being the operative word), a terrible film review, another exciting edition of Tube Tales, and a much-anticipated update on Crisp Chess... Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sing hosanna, Crass! is officially back for a third series! In this special premiere episode, the Crass! Boys respond to some listener feedback, Paul whinges about his workplace experiences, Jorge invents a public-transport based feature, and they’re both generally a bit grumpy. All this and more, in tonight’s thrilling edition of Crass! Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Find us on Twitter: @t...

‘Crass!’ is back! Sort of... The ‘Crass!’ Boys are still working on the new series; but to tide you over Paul and Jorge have recorded another edition of ‘A Crass! and a Half’, the most inaccurately-named minisode in podcast history! A new feature (and a new jingle) is trialed, and Jorge encourages listeners to send names. Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Find us on Twitter: @TheCrassPodcast H...

It’s beginning to look a lot like Crassmas! The Crass! Boys are back for a festive holiday special, and this time they’re both extremely tired and/or ill. There’s advent calendar openings, telly-talk, Telly-talk, Blobby-chat, ‘Fings What Get on Me Tits’, and a depressing Christmas chapter of Paul’s autobiography. Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Find us on Twitter: @TheCrassPodcast Hosted on...

It's the one year anniversary of 'Crass!' and as a special birthday treat, here's a compilation of the best* moments from the first season! Relive a confusing game of Catchphrase! Ponder the endearing quirks of Radio 2! Listen in horror to Paul's disastrous evening with Damson! Groan in frustration at Jorge's ludicrous Bond rankings! And much, much more! Includes around 4 minutes of brand new mate...

It’s the end of Crass! For the time being at least. We’ll be back, shortly. Yes! It’s the exciting season finale of Crass! This time: the boys try to decide which of them is sadder, Jorge complains about Cliff Richard(s), Paul rants about the worst day of his life, and a listener is extremely unhappy. Ta-ra for a bit! Watch us stream: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI3roZjh5rE4kb7vPvAZC6g Send u...

The Crass! boys have put their differences behind them (for the most part), and there are absolutely no arguments this week! Instead, they ruminate on Stephen Fry’s eBay username, discuss Sacha Baron Cohen’s satirical bilge ‘Who is America?’, and speculate on the future of Coronation Street. Meanwhile, something gets on Paul’s tits, and Jorge does the best thing you’ll ever hear on the Crass! podc...

The 'Crass!' boys set themselves up for fools this week, as they spend an entire episode having a barney over a Crass! Correction. Plus: Jorge unleashes his inner poet, Paul holds the Guardian to account, and the two gibbering fools attempt some impressions. Watch us stream: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI3roZjh5rE4kb7vPvAZC6g Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Find us on Twitter: @thecrass...

A Crass! and a Half in every podcast! Except not really, because compared to a usual episode, this contains just one third of the content! In this minisode: Jorge makes some corrections (and a fantastic new jingle), and Paul tests Jorge’s Kojak knowledge. Normal service resumes next week! Watch us stream: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI3roZjh5rE4kb7vPvAZC6g Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.co...

It’s a fucking raw episode of ‘Crass!’ this week, as the boys attempt to pitch new shows for the walnut-headed chef: Gordon Ramsay.  Also featuring: Paul’s School Days, Jorge doing a bit of libel, Ray Romano, and food being eaten too loudly. Donation Information: https://mashable.com/2018/06/18/child-separation-immigration-charities-donate Watch us stream: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI3roZjh...

It’s cheering up nicely with Crass! this week! In this episode: The boys discuss all things football, and come up with ingenious ways to improve the coverage. Jorge watches an advert, Paul is insulted by a listener (again), and the thrilling conclusion to last weeks eBay Adventure is revealed... Watch us stream: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI3roZjh5rE4kb7vPvAZC6g Send us stuff: crasspodcast@g...

The ‘Crass!’ Boys return after a one-week hiatus, with possibly the most shambolic podcast yet. This week: Paul is attacked by a hateful E-Mailer, Jorge watches the Rolling Stones then embarrasses himself at the theatre, and a much-loved feature is revived... Watch us stream: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCI3roZjh5rE4kb7vPvAZC6g Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Find us on Twitter: @thecras...

Oh me, oh my! At long last, the ‘Crass!’ boys are together, in the same room! To celebrate, Paul buys Jorge some lovely gifts, while the Northern curmudgeon rants about television, bad YouTubers, and boastful drug addicts. The boys also listen to a terrible novelty record, and a homeless man buys alcohol for teenagers. Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Find us on Twitter: @thecrasspodcast Host...