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It’s Crass!mas time, there’s no need to be afraid, because after nearly two years, the boys are back for another shambolic festive special! Christmas ads are discussed at nauseating length, Paul is once again defamed by PopBitch, Jorge partakes in some pod-therapy, and a Christmas classic is revived (with implied permission from Bob Geldof*). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa...

Okay campers, rise and shine, the Crass! Boys are back for another hilarious series! It’s the final episode of the series, and things are cheering up nicely, with dead celebrities, plenty of moaning, loads of telly-talk, and the long-awaited* return of a much-loved* feature. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Okay campers, rise and shine, the Crass! Boys are back for another hilarious series! It’s been a jam-packed week for Paul & Jorge, and they’re feeling glum, grumpy, and lethargic. To make matters worse, it’s bloody Christmas again!  So pull up a wing-backed chair, pour yourself a massive mug of hot chocolate, and warm your bones by the Crass! fire, while the Crass! lads try desperately to...

Okay campers, rise and shine, the Crass! Boys are back for another hilarious* series! It’s a jam-packed Crass! this week! Featuring a brand new Paul’s Question Time, a highly-detailed Telly Me What You’ve Been Watching This Week, a lesser-spotted Crass! Oddity, an exciting eBay Adventure, the triumphant return of Paul’s Autobiography, and best of all, Jorge dishes the dirt on his trip to Paris… Ho...

Okay campers, rise and shine, the Crass! Boys are back for another hilarious* series! It’s business as usual for The Crass! Boys this week, with the long-awaited return of eBay Adventures, and an extremely petty edition of Crass! (Tomato) Catch-Up!  Also featuring: phone call cock-ups, interminable quizzes, and childish bickering. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Okay campers, rise and shine, the Crass! Boys are back for another hilarious* series! It’s New Year’s Eve this week! Paul and Jorge have got together (via telephone) for a semi-drunken Crass! Girls Night In. So strap yourself in, and get ready for cocktails, cock-ups, crying, and confessions… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Okay campers, rise and shine, the Crass! Boys are back for another hilarious* series! It's Christmas this week, resulting in advent calendar openings, copious coughing, seasonal song selections, and a load of other festive bullshit. Happy Crass!mas, one and all! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Okay campers, rise and shine, the Crass! Boys are back for another hilarious* series! This time, a controversial Question Time leads to a heated argument, which leads to a 4oD inspired breakdown, which leads to abuse from and to the listeners, which leads to the potential destruction of an eight-year friendship... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Okay campers, rise and shine, the Crass! Boys are back for another hilarious* series!  The lads are feeling particularly negative this week, resulting in a discussion of people they hate (again), a nit-picky pair of Crass! Corrections, and another trip to the poetry corner... WARNING: Features shit-loads of loud food munching (again) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...

Okay campers, rise and shine, the Crass! Boys are back for another hilarious* series! It's another mad one, as Paul and Jorge descend into a series of *especially* petty arguments. From found fivers, feature names, right back around to found fivers again. You name it, they argue about it. Also includes the triumphant return of the Crass! Channel (Ferry). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for...

Okay campers, rise and shine, the Crass! Boys are back for another hilarious* series! In this rather manic episode, Paul and Jorge slowly go insane as they discuss future features and fictional bands, before cuddling up together in the Poetry Corner. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Okay campers, rise and shine, the Crass! Boys are back for another hilarious* series! In this rather subdued episode, Paul and Jorge tackle a series of increasingly heavy topics. such as the cultural highlights of 2020, the COVID-19 pandemic, and (at last!)  Strictly Come Dancing . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s Christmas on Crass! Sort of... Having missed Jorge’s birthday, the Crass! boys have decided not to bother with a conventional Christmas pod. Instead, as an extra special Christmas prezzie, they’ve popped up a previously unheard episode made *exclusively* for the Royal Family!  HEAR: Jorge Walsh’s Big Questions, Spitting Image chat, and the return of a beloved feature... (Plus, one that i...

We’ll meet again, Don’t know where, Don’t know when... That’s right, it’s another season finale of Crass! This week; the boys discuss formative film experiences, Jorge attempts to attract a sponsor, an exciting quiz opportunity is unveiled, and several classic features are revived... With apologies to Berry Gordy and Co. at Hitsville, USA... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informat...

It’s a thin-ice special this week, as the boys discuss all things mental health: in, ‘Crass! On... Don’t Lose Your Head’! In this bank holiday episode, both the Crass! boys bemoan the lockdown (and lockdown TV), Paul takes us on a trip down Nostalgia Avenue, and Jorge dishes the dirt on his family. We’re sorry. We don’t mean anything by it... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa...

It’s not just the ram that’s loose, Crass! is too! This week, the boys decide to ignore the Wheel of Crass! Fortunes, and talk about whatever the hell they like. They opt for shoddy awards chat, ITV’s Quiz, trick questions, Orville the Duck, and the uncertain future of television... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

CONTENT WARNING: Bit grim in places. Draw the curtains, dim the lights, get out your candles; it’s Crass! On... Screaming! This week: the boys discuss the things that scared them as kids, mock some ridiculous phobias, and Paul dishes the dirt on his time at HMV. Boo! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s a Jorge special, it’s ‘Crass! On... Spying’! Hope you like James Bond! Naturally, Jorge waffles on about the eponymous spy for ages, while Paul does what he can to get in the way. The gadgets, the girls, the Guy Hamilton; listen in awe, as one of these is discussed in the pod. Plus: Corby trouser-presses, Johnny English, and another rubbish quiz. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for mor...

In lieu of a proper episode (we fucked it up), It’s the return of ‘A Crass! and a Half’! This week, an unofficial pilot for Paul’s brand new game show, ‘Censorship!’. Jorge absolutely hates it... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

(Not) Live from quarantine, it’s Crass! On... Doctor! After a sojourn to Manchester, it’s classic Crass! action this week, with the triumphant return of ‘Telly Me What You’ve Been Watching This Week’ and ‘Tube Tales’! There’s also a brief discussion of m-m-m-my Corona, Paul reveals his worst trips to the hospital, and attempts to fix a long-running science fiction TV show... Hosted on Acast. See a...

It's back to school for the Crass! boys this week, as Paul and Jorge discuss all things teacher! It's a long, rambling chat, in which the lads reminisce about their best (but mostly worst) memories of school. Paul is also in Manchester for this one! So he's brought Jorge some more lovely gifts... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

It’s a very continental edition of Crass! this week, as the boys talk all* things abroad! In this edition of the pod; Jorge lists everywhere he’s been on holiday, and tries to pass as a French citizen, while Paul brings back a much loved feature. Unfortunately, so does Jorge... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

And did those feet in ancient time, walk upon England’s mountains green? Paul and Jorge are striving to find the answer in another edition of ‘Crass! On...’! On the way, they discuss Brexit, biscuits, Blackpool, bad bastards, and the Oscar-nominated film ‘The Joker’. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Crass! Boys are back in town, with a brand new, thematic format! This week: Paul and Jorge attempt to explain love, in all of its Ancient Greek forms. They also discuss movies (about love), songs (about love), and various random shite (vaguely related to love). Find us on Twitter: @TheCrassPodcast Send us stuff: crasspodcast@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information...

As Noddy Holder said; IT’S CRASSMAS! To celebrate, the Crass! Lads do the usual shit: open an advent calendar, take a (ludicrously) extended look at the BBC Christmas schedules. Plus: Paul ranks his worst festive films, Jorge calls out his relatives, and an unbelievably creepy Christmas special is unearthed... Enjoy it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.