CRAP NOIR Podcast Team

CRAP NOIR

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We are CRAP NOIR – a podcast team dedicated to bringing you some subpar jokes along with a moderately funny twist on the classic noir genre and detective radio shows of years past. Beth is a downtrodden twenty-something – completely SHOCKED that no one wants to hire her with her oddly specific and definitely legitimate Master’s degree in Detective Literature. She spends her time searching Craiglist for jobs that require her highly-sought-after expertise, thanks to the free WiFi at local New Jersey coffee shop, The Big Steam. She bugs her favorite mediocre barista, Jim Jam, for hours on end so...

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Episodes

CRAP Extra: Puffy Coat Blues 01.01.2025 2:35

Send a text Welcome to the post-holiday slump! Shake off those winter blues with this classic from the Steely Mans!

Ep 7. Goatastrophe 26.05.2023 30:58

Send a text Beth follows a lead on Johnnie but not without baaaad consequences.

Blooper Track: Episode 5 29.04.2023 18:19

Send a text Pull up a seat as the team records Ep. 5: A Fruitless Flashback.

Ep 6. A(u)nticipation 19.08.2022 28:29

Send a text Beth looks for leads surrounding her sister's disappearance; though, new arrivals may make matters more messy.

Blooper Track: Episode 4 08.07.2022 20:33

Send a text Take a listen behind the scenes of the second virtual episode recorded at the onset of the pandemic.

Ep 5. A Fruitless Flashback 22.04.2022 17:16

Send a text At a loss of how to help with Eliza's case, Johnnie looks to Jim Jam for advice.

Blooper Track: Episode 3 28.03.2022 14:27

Send a text Listen behind the scenes of the first of two virtual episodes that the team recorded during the onset of the pandemic.

Ep 4. Coverless Concerto 02.02.2022 45:00

Send a text Beth tries to remedy a snafu in Charlie's case, even when it leads her to a hot spot she'd rather avoid.

Trailer: Ep 4. Coverless Concerto (CRAP NOIR Extra) 13.01.2022 1:11

Send a text An intriguing teaser trailer for the long-awaited fourth chapter of CRAP NOIR.

Happy Thanksgiving from CRAP NOIR! 25.11.2021 2:25

Send a text We interrupt this podcast for a brief message from our writer.

Olsen Farm (CRAP NOIR Extra) 10.10.2021 1:27

Send a text Do you hear that? Olsen Farm's fresh produce and friendly animal residents are calling you!

Betty Belter's New EP (CRAP NOIR Extra) 01.06.2021 2:09

Send a text Hear the debut single from Betty Belter's new EP, "Bellowing with Betty Belter" at Indie Lounge's Open Mic Night! (We'd like to take a moment to blame high maintenance musicians for the delay of our next episode... sigh... --Barry)

Snappy Solvers (CRAP NOIR Extra) 28.03.2021 1:30

Send a text For the best rates in town when you need things found, call Johnnie Craquerbarrle! *Snappy Solvers is a subsidiary of Craquerbarrle Crime Cracking, Inc. (CCC).

Blooper Track: Episode 2 16.02.2021 23:05

Send a text Take a listen behind the scenes of episode 2, back when the team was able to huddle around the same microphone.

Ep 3. Company's Coming 31.01.2021 41:33

Send a text Beth's Pa and sister arrive unexpectedly. Beth evades birthday celebrations and sees Charlie about a new case.

The Big Steam (CRAP NOIR Extra) 14.06.2020 1:18

Send a text The Big Steam on Route 12 -- What can we brew for you?

Blooper Track: Episode 1 01.05.2020 9:13

Send a text A look at what's really happening around the microphone.

Ep 2. The Poultry Plot Twist 25.04.2020 28:23

Send a text Beth faces off against a rival detective in the search for a missing chicken.

Ep 1. The Poultry Prologue 12.02.2020 10:36

Send a text Beth discovers her first case as we discover her mediocre, unremarkable life.