CRAP NOIR

CRAP Extra: Puffy Coat Blues 01.01.2025 2:35 ↓

Send a text Welcome to the post-holiday slump! Shake off those winter blues with this classic from the Steely Mans!

Ep 7. Goatastrophe 26.05.2023 30:58 ↓

Send a text Beth follows a lead on Johnnie but not without baaaad consequences. 

Blooper Track: Episode 5 29.04.2023 18:19 ↓

Send a text Pull up a seat as the team records Ep. 5: A Fruitless Flashback.

Ep 6. A(u)nticipation 19.08.2022 28:29 ↓

Send a text Beth looks for leads surrounding her sister's disappearance; though, new arrivals may make matters more messy.

Blooper Track: Episode 4 08.07.2022 20:33 ↓

Send a text Take a listen behind the scenes of the second virtual episode recorded at the onset of the pandemic. 

Ep 5. A Fruitless Flashback 22.04.2022 17:16 ↓

Send a text At a loss of how to help with Eliza's case, Johnnie looks to Jim Jam for advice.

Blooper Track: Episode 3 28.03.2022 14:27 ↓

Send a text Listen behind the scenes of the first of two virtual episodes that the team recorded during the onset of the pandemic. 

Ep 4. Coverless Concerto 02.02.2022 45:00 ↓

Send a text Beth tries to  remedy a snafu in Charlie's case, even when it leads her to a hot spot she'd rather avoid. 

Trailer: Ep 4. Coverless Concerto (CRAP NOIR Extra) 13.01.2022 1:11 ↓

Send a text An intriguing teaser trailer for the long-awaited fourth chapter of CRAP NOIR.

Happy Thanksgiving from CRAP NOIR! 25.11.2021 2:25 ↓

Send a text We interrupt this podcast for a brief message from our writer.

Olsen Farm (CRAP NOIR Extra) 10.10.2021 1:27 ↓

Send a text Do you hear that? Olsen Farm's fresh produce and friendly animal residents are calling you!

Betty Belter's New EP (CRAP NOIR Extra) 01.06.2021 2:09 ↓

Send a text Hear the debut single from Betty Belter's new EP, "Bellowing with Betty Belter" at Indie Lounge's Open Mic Night! (We'd like to take a moment to blame high maintenance musicians for the delay of our next episode... sigh... --Barry)

Snappy Solvers (CRAP NOIR Extra) 28.03.2021 1:30 ↓

Send a text For the best rates in town when you need things found, call Johnnie Craquerbarrle! *Snappy Solvers is a subsidiary of Craquerbarrle Crime Cracking, Inc. (CCC).

Blooper Track: Episode 2 16.02.2021 23:05 ↓

Send a text Take a listen behind the scenes of episode 2, back when the team was able to huddle around the same microphone.

Ep 3. Company's Coming 31.01.2021 41:33 ↓

Send a text Beth's Pa and sister arrive unexpectedly. Beth evades birthday celebrations and sees Charlie about a new case. 

The Big Steam (CRAP NOIR Extra) 14.06.2020 1:18 ↓

Send a text The Big Steam on Route 12 -- What can we brew for you?

Blooper Track: Episode 1 01.05.2020 9:13 ↓

Send a text A look at what's really happening around the microphone.

Ep 2. The Poultry Plot Twist 25.04.2020 28:23 ↓

Send a text Beth faces off against a rival detective in the search for a missing chicken. 

Ep 1. The Poultry Prologue 12.02.2020 10:36 ↓

Send a text Beth discovers her first case as we discover her mediocre, unremarkable life.