Couch Kids Podcast

Lost and afraid in a great big jungle? Hah, have no fear the animal experts are here! This week on the Couch Kids you’re gonna want to dust off that ol’ safari hat as the boys drop some mad mammal facts, discuss the intricacies of taking criticism, and dig into some follow up comments on girly-pop! So grab a seat and pop in your fave pod - it’s another roaring good episode of the Couch Kids! (All...

It's not about the money, the stars, or the fame, it's about... how you frame it. Open up your investment portfolios cause Ari and Sammie are taking a deep dive into financial success in the world of Mario Party. Oh, and Andrew's there too.

This week, the Couch Kids are bringing the BOOM! The boys talk about their crossover with the Costco guys and The Rizzler. So heat up your chicken bakes and whip up some double chunk chocolate - you're not gonna want to miss it.

Is that the sound of a broken home echoing through the speakers? Maybe it’s the sound of Colton actually breaking bones as he falls out of his home? Oh, no - it’s just two dudes screaming on the couch again during another feisty episode of The Couch Kids! This week the boys dial up the heat as they throw down on some 10K channel goals, Colton talks the glory of his old water polo days, and the Q o...

These boys may not have a license to kill (or the license to 007, like a certain billionaire) - but on this humble couch, they’ve got a license to THRILL with another compelling podcast coming your way! This week we talk tarot readings, the storied history of the 007 franchise, and hit you with everyone’s favorite segment: ARI’S GAME CORNER! So grab your cards, controllers, or Walther PPK pistol!...

Be you floodborn, stormborn, or waifuborn - the signals are up and running, foils packs are ready to rip, wallets are empty, and the mics are as hot as our passion for collecting! This week on the couch we are rippin’ Lorcana packs, talkin’ Kronk’s Pregnant Wife, Colton dodges more inquiries into Zenless Zone Zero (a perfectly normal gatcha game with zero ulterior motives), and our Q of the Week h...

The ding of your notifications stirs you from your nightmares! Is it Count Orlok in your DMs or just another Couch Kids Podcast?! What if we told you… it was BOTH! That’s right, couch potatoes beware we’ve got a very special Valentine’s live action episode for you this week with none other than the heartthrob himself Count Orcoc— I mean, Orlock! Love, blood, and decrepit hog are in the air as the...

Huh? Is that the familiar sound of a Volkswagen Jetta horn encroaching us at incredibly high speeds?! Uhh YEAH that must mean it’s another fantastic Couch Kids Monday with special guest Sammie! Whoa, while dodging debris we’ll be recovering the lost chapters of their New Years Eve Party, putting Sammie’s car key antics on trial, establishing some New Years Goals vs Resolutions, and discuss the “fi...

heavy breathing echos from your podcast streaming platform of choice it can only mean one thing… THE BOYS ARE BACK! Or you left your Count Orlock ASMR on… Either way we got you covered on both for this week’s episode of The Couch Kids! Grit your fangs and tear open that foil packaging because this week we are coming in hot with our coverage of the Pop Tart Bowl, movie madness, and Andrew’s nuanced...

Thank you for another amazing year! Take a listen back to our favorite bits from 2024!

More Couch Kids! More Goo! More… SPACE!? That’s right Couch Potatoes, it’s time to take this couch to the final frontier! Before this rocket ignites it’s imperative that you sit through your favorite hosts prep you with some impression antics, restaurant rampaging, and the latest from the Game Awards! BUT THEN you’re ready for take off as we explore a very special Question of the Week! We haven’t...

Enter the religious cult of Couch-O! But beware Potato’s, your spuds will be tested! To be inducted you must first survive this week’s episode of The Couch Kids Podcast! So say salutations to your sanity as the boys tell a tale of the upmost cringe, argue amongst themselves over pizza politics, and divulge the deities of the Couch universe! Only the loyal and true will be elevated to sit on the th...

Hey, you rippin’ packs or packin’ pizza? We don’t mind, cuz we’re doing BOTH! So slap that play button like it’s a Pikachu Ex - it’s time for another episode of Couch Kids! This week Colton regales you with his disgusting eating habits and comic collection, while the boys divulge their dorky addiction and answer a plethora of Q’s from the Couch Community! So get ready to grip it (a pizza) and rip...

Tickets please! All Couch Kids to board for a quick trip to Japan! Your usual tour guides, Ari, Andrew, and Colton, will take you from the hoppin’ streets of Tokyo to the beautiful mountains of Nagano and beyond! There’s plenty of songs to sing and tales to regale! But be warned, singing might attract Train Girl to your immediate vicinity. Regardless, this episode is sure to inspire the world trav...

Mic check: one.. two? Is this thing on? We’ll never know because Ari isn’t here to setup the audio equipment! But have no fear, this week on Couch Kids you’re gonna hear us loud and clear as the boys talk their latest Kingdom Hearts drunken bender, Colton’s decrepit pizza, Pokémon TCG Pocket, and Andrew follows up on his misadventures as BABY BOLT with BOLT MAN! So bolt up and brace for the thunde...

YAN you do the YAN YAN?? This week the boys recall Colton's yan yan antics at a wedding, Grimace's huge pull on the Mets RIP), and have a nice in depth business call with our boy Ronald McDonald! So lock in and suck the chocolates off those fingy's cause this week is a grrrraaaannnnd sllaaamm!!!! All hail Grimace.

Spooks n’ scares n’ jumps n’ frights! This week on the Couch Kids, come celebrate Halloween right! The boys are back behind the cameras and the costumes are better than ever (along with new set pieces)! But this pod isn’t just for show, this week we dive into some fun - discussing powerful puns, disgusting decorations, radical math rock, Octillery’s orifice, and WHOA lightning crashes through your...

OH YEAH Lightning Crackles are you feeling the jolt?! Because this week on The Couch Kids our crackling crew discovers the fascinating story of Boltman and his mascot compatriots, Sammie and Ari talk games, and a riveting Q of the Week tackles our latest micro-obsessions! So go grab your best bottle because this episode is lightning that you’ll want to catch! (Disclaimer: do not actually attempt t...

Heyyo Couch Potatoes! Did your phone buzz? Well you’re in luck, because it’s not a green Android infected group chat - it’s a new episode of The Couch Kids and this week the boys are hyped off another Drunk History of Kingdom Hearts, talk Tetsuya Nomura news, zombie hypotheticals, Oscar talks, and of course another Q of the Week! So slap that pop up and press play or we’ll trap you in the endless...

COME QUICKLY CHILDREN! Follow "Mr. Tumnus" to the MAGICAL world of The Couch Kids for some incredible conversations on Julias Gulias, parody movies, and who Optimus Prime daddy is. And if Mr. Tumnus offers you any Turkish delights, ask for an adult.

Hey everyone, Ari here! I'm out this week so huge thanks to Sammie for covering my spot this episode and (presumably) talking with the boys about how effortlessly fun I am, my incredible ability to maintain a conversation, the overwhelming aura of confidence I give off, and my sick nasty six pack. You're all too kind!!!

Welcome back Couch Potatoes, it’s our big Season 3 episode drop here and crashing onto the scene is everyone’s favorite hedgehog (We are not legally responsible for Sonic’s new catchphrases)! This week we dive into the Mediterranean to catch the tail end of Andrew’s greek tragedy, get a surprise message from everyone’s favorite Costco Guys, field some fan Q’s, and unveil Couch-O’s new digs (courte...

PATREON: https://patreon.com/couchkidspodcast GET TO THE CHOPPA!!! Something dangerous lurks at the CK Studios as the boys discuss more concert shenanigans, the orgasmic fun of Ready Player One, and how we would jazz up the Olympics! Watch your back couch potatoes, and avoid any sexy looking aliens in fishnets...o-oh OH MY GOD THERE IT-

https://www.patreon.com/CouchKidsPodcast On the last pod, Andrew ate so many hot dogs HE BECAME ONE! Just in time for the 50th Anniversary Special too! Couch Potatoes you better clear your criminal records because this dog is on the hunt and together with the Couch Kids they will talk Dog’s diabolical bounties, the rise of anime in sports, the recording of Drunk History of Kingdom Hearts II, and h...

Oh say can you see? It’s a Couch Kids 4th of July on camera special for our most patriotic Potatoes out there! This week the boys and special guest Betsy Ross move from couch to table with some grilled up weenies in honor of America’s sweetheart: Joey Chestnut! The hot dog counter will tick as the gang talks the decline of modern-day theatre etiquette, public flatulence, debate the relevance of th...