Couch Kids Podcast

**FOG BILLOWS IN** Couch Kids was just the beginning. Today, we are launching CouchKids+ - all the things you love about the show… just more expensive. Join us as we unveil the latest updates like coyote influencers, parental secrets, and the banning of an American hero. Stay tuned for all the comfort-enhancing details right here on Couch Kids! Find more exclusive CK content on our Patreons! https...

It’s a dual of fates folks - who will fly, who will die, and who will watch Jar-Jar Binks return to the big screen!? Come one come all Couch Kids and find out because this week the boys are divulging their details of being abroad in Amsterdam, regaling the beauty that is Star Wars Episode I, reveal the best of food reviewers, and hit you with a superhero QotW! So gather the lads and get down to cl...

Lights, Camera, Couch-O! This week for a very special Couch Kids Podcast episode the boys are going LIVE on camera to celebrate 1 year of Couch Kids! Couch Potatoes unite because this week, not only can you see us, but you can join us as we talk: huge uvulas, the Couch Kids character ensemble, and of course awesome Questions of the Week - provided by YOU! So get ready for funny footage and freakis...

Aloha and Mahalo friends! Oh sorry we’re still on island time, but here on the mainland it’s Couch Kids time! Lace up your running shoes and get hydrated because this week the boys are back and they’re talkin’ Maui marathons, helicopter tours, the new meta on CPR, and so much more! (Don’t forget your smash burger before you run!)

Couch Potatoes rejoice! Back by popular demand (and a belated Women’s History month?) the Sofa Sisters make a triumphant return! The ladies dive in by defending The Couch Kids in court, discuss theatrical lottery winnings, reveal their sweet baby pet children, and drop their wild Drunk History topics! So swap the couch cushion for the sofa seat and sit down because the sisters are standing in this...

While Ari and Colton are away in Amsterdam, Andrew joins his parents on the couch to talk the best (and worst) things to do in LA... along with a couple of embarrassing stories to boot.

Andrew and Ari COME ON DOWN! It’s time to play America’s favorite game - Couch Kids Podcast - with your host… Colton Bot. Who knows what out of pocket thing he’ll say next! Prizes include aggressive radio stations, disastrous trips, unwanted concert interactions, and a grand prize of over 3,300 seconds of pure podcast fun ($1 million value)!

Much like the carpet of the CK Lounge, we are getting DIRTY this week! Join us this on this Easter record as we discuss a not so PG story from the ancient city of Pompeii, the state of Colton's shoe wearing habit, the horror of late-to-the-party platformer sequels, and how WE would design an escape room. So get those shoes on couch potatoes, you're gonna need 'em!

Gather round Couch Potatoes and put those spuds in the air, it’s another Couch Kids podcast! This week the boys walk you real slowly with their sanitary samples in hand, beatbox some confessions, explore Hollywood’s hidden thumb-pire of thumb movies, and answer not one, but many questions of the week! If we make you laugh, pinky promise you’ll consider giving us a thumbs up! *cough* as in hit that...

Clear your calendars folks, it’s another podcast from your favorite boys on the couch! Join us this week as we explore Colton’s calendar chaos, Disneyland’s newest Toon Town attraction, new age club ettiquette, timeouts of prom night’s past, as well as a fan mailed Q of the Week about cringe! So grab your Mickey ears and wear em’ early because that’s how the Couch Potatoes do it! R-right guys? It’...

This week on The Couch Kids, roses will fly, hearts will shatter, and one host in particular will cry - this is one pod you WON’T wanna miss! It’s the fated return of super special guest, Anna Hill, from the Sofa Sisters! Join your cast of Couch Kids as they exchange heated words of passion about Super Auto Pets, gambling, Reality TV, and the muppetification of movies! Couch Potatoes everywhere re...

Thump thump thump - is that a sand worm I hear?! No, it’s just your favorite three Couch Kids and their fellow Couch Potatoes back for another week of fun filled shenanigans! Sand step your way through a pod of Dune-pilled banter, prominent political impressions, Facebook marketplace misfortune, and of course a classic Q of the Week! Wear your Arrakis-proof goggles folks because it might get a lit...

What’s wrong, Cybertruck got your fingers?! Oh well, this pod’s got more than enough laughs to make you smile! So pop it in and let’s join the boys on an another saucy late night record as they talk bowling inflation, more cybertruck malfunctions, the origins of bananas, and eating raw chicken! So snuggle up and ditch the seasoning because this pod is best served raw!

Snowstorms, tire chains, bears - oh my! Hope you’re snuggled on your sofa because we’re snowed in! It’s a Couch Kids Cabin Special and this week the boys are cooking up trouble in Big Bear, California! Join them for a fun filled discussion on the dangers of the mountain, the epic flames of “Forged in Fire”, some fun shoutouts, and not one - but TWO Questions of the week! Your couch better have cha...

You’ve defeated the Couch Kids Heartless in Episode 14; now, 20 episodes later, you must face their Nobodies! Grab your Keyblades (or a cup of your favorite Fettuccine Alfredo Tea) and prepare for the pod of your life! This week, the boys are going to walk you through their epic game night, talk about their favorite board games, and summon the courage to face the long-awaited follow-up to Andrew’s...

Time to get close and comfy! Squeeze in on this week's pod while the boys share a rather intimately close (physically not emotionally) podcasting experience! Together we'll talk anvil antics, foreign exchange student's from Germany, and dive into some time travel shenanigans! So strap those lederhosen on tight and join this tightly packed pod!

Smell that? It’s the smell of gun powder from Cupid’s fresh new love rifle! Love is everywhere and the boys are ready to spread some to you in this very special episode of The Couch Kids! Together we are gonna meet Colton’s new (and definitely real) girlfriend, talk some Palworld, visit a very special rat-shaped hole, and question some long overdue comebacks! So don’t wait, grab that spot on the l...

We’re putting together a team, and we need your help Couch Potatoes! If you can rhyme and scream “oh YEAH!” - you’re in! So hurry up, into the the Suess-a-verse you go where this week the boys catch you up on the latest shoutouts, dodge cyber trucks, then talk bedroom pop and the golden ages of all things! That’s not a Wocket in your pocket, that’s a notification to dive into this week’s episode o...

Chants, coughs, and cracked ribs?! Couch-O what’s going on?! Looks like this week our editor climbs out from under the Couch to join the boys for a super special podcast! And they want YOU to join em’ for some summoning shenanigans, the exploration of Agrah’Bronx, running from killer hawks, and reality shifting some fun with the Q of the Week! Come one come all, there are plenty of cushions to go...

Ahoy Couch Potatoes! Hang on to your peg legs and pokéballs because this week the boys will be traversing time and space to go somewhere fun-filled and fictional in the Q of the Week! Ari dukes it out with Bradley Pittley, Andrew takes on the rage room, and mind’s are blown at the sight of Rupert’s Drop! Hurry don’t get scurvy to this week’s podcast!

The boys are back! Same content you love, different numbers! As in, these pods just keep on rollin’ and this week things are gonna get a little crazy as the three reveal their horrendous traits, new content, Twitch regulations, and outdated hot takes! So what are you waiting for? Clutch that cushion and press play!

Strap in couch potatoes, we're going down memory lane! Starting from our iconic June launch to our festive finale, we've compiled the best goofs, gaffs, and bits of 2023. Great for new and old fans alike, this compilation will get you up to speed on all our ridiculous lore such as Colton's favorite actor, Couch-O, and Ari's Kingdom Hearts beef. From the bottom of our cushiony little hearts, thank...

Strap in couch potatoes, we're going down memory lane! Starting from our iconic June launch to our festive finale, we've compiled the best goofs, gaffs, and bits of 2023. Great for new and old fans alike, this compilation will get you up to speed on all our ridiculous lore such as Colton's favorite actor, Couch-O, and Ari's Kingdom Hearts beef. From the bottom of our cushiony little hearts, thank...

Ho ho NO! Grab your picket sign Couch Potatoes and join the CK elves because we’re goin’ on strike! This week on the picket line the boys cover nuanced issues like favorite impressions, gift giving, and Ari being a PS5 Cyborg - so pop this pod in and sign your name to ratify this new deal of epic proportions! (You may be entitled to retro pay of up to 5 marshmallows and 10 holiday cheer, enjoy!)

ERROR ERROR! Someone call IT because this week Couch-O has a virus! But before we wipe the CK Motherboard, join the boys as they try to decipher this Sofa Security Scare, sell you on a new wet vacuum, introduce you to Bradley Pittly, and talk S.O. lines in the sand! So don’t GLITCH, I mean go, anywhere this is another pod that you won’t want to miss!