Couch Kids Podcast

Things are looking PREHISTORIC on this episode as the boys discuss the newest bite size paleontological craze, as well as dive deep into the confines of Andrew's crippling disney-themed blind box addiction! So put on your big kid pants and watch where you're stepping, because this episode is for all the short kings out there!

In a world, where one day you may have to vote against Mr. Beast and his contraptions - it’s important to have stability. This week that’s what the boys on the couch plan to deliver! That’s right, your trio is back and better than ever! This week on The Couch Kids Podcast fire up the band as the boys talk boroughs, Brooklyn, Bernie V. Beast, and BANDITS! Unlike the security password at The Louvre,...

Hey batter batter SUH-WING! And come all the way home to your fave kids on the couch! Colton, Andrew, annnd… honk honk SAMMIE! That’s right the gang is back this week to recount tales from New York, the trials of moving, getting lucky in Vegas, and DO NOT EVEN GET US STARTED ON SHEA STADIUM! That’s right, this week we go back to the ball game and things get heated! So help cool down the cushions b...

SOCIALS - Patreon: patreon.com/CouchKidsPodcast - Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/couchkidspodcast/ - TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@couchkidspodcast Crack those cans, cause the Couch Kids aren't just bringing one 'loko' to Halloween... they're bringing all four! Join us, with special guest The Thing, as we talk Demon Slayer, our Four Loko stories, babies, and t-shirt companies!

HA HA! Oh, sorry about that! We were just laughing about all the great Chip Clips we heard lately. What are the Chip Clips you ask? It’s our post-podcast show exclusively available on Patreon. Bummed you can’t listen? Well today, you’re in luck! This week, the Couch Kids highlight two of our favorite recent episodes. Still hungry for more? We have a backlog of episodes on our Patreon for you to li...

Have a seat o’ spiritual listener of The Couch Kids Podcast, for the hour is nigh and your CK father’s shall begin the sermon! This week it is imperative thou confess thy foodie sins, we know you too hath prayed for burgers! We also insist you repent for the use of your US-Peen modified laptops, your flight fears, and your heinous movie theater etiquette… if you wish to come clean, embrace the lig...

Plug in your AI lover Couch Potatoes, because it’s time to tune in! This week on Couch Kids the boys explore the ethics and emotions behind chatbot relationships, movie etiquette on planes, Grok gooning, and we compliment Andrew’s beard! Like it or not, you can kiss your Oscar Isaac-like goodbye because this is one podcast that can’t be AI generated!

This week, the chains are off as Andrew and Ari battle to the death on who's hypothetical half animal body would be better suited for everyday living, Colton tells his tales of beach day burns, and possibly his final episode as he takes his first spirit airlines flight!

Hope you’re ready to lock-in, and if you don’t know how, do NOT panic! The boys will walk you through the various levels of the lock… but first they’ll have to set aside their title naming tribulations, then talk leisure in Long Island, clamp down on the fanged follow up of Kobra Kai’s bite attack, and you might even get a visit from Lock-in Larry! All this awaits and more when you press play! (Do...

Couch Kid Ari here! We have not listened to this full episode yet but based off the context clues given to us, this episode is about Brazilian Ponies, the worlds largest spider, and..... Chicago? Sit back, relax, and don't forget that THE COUCH KIDS WERE HERE FIRST OKAY??? JUST BECAUSE THE SOFA SISTERS HAVE THE HIGHEST GROSSING EPISODE IN 24 HOURS DOESN'T MEAN THE COUCH KI-

Uhh snee snawww snee snawww - I know you just got out of The Fantastic 4: First Steps, but it’s time to wake up! A new episode of The Couch Kids just dropped! And while we may not give birth in hyper space to keep your attention we will talk all things The Thing and his new powers, Sue Storm’s forced conception, Mr Fantastic’s fantastic plan, and we might even get to talking Final Fantasy MTG if y...

First I pull the pod out the grenade, then I subscribed to it! Eh, we can workshop it on this week’s episode of The Couch Kids! No Will Smith will not make an appearance - BUT we do talk raps, discover Andrew’s IMDB rating superpower, expand our Colton Lore, and wipe it all up (yes, poop joke) with our KH flavored Question of the Week! So tune in and definitely don’t tune out if our rap game needs...

Truth be told you’re gonna wanna hit that play button [DING!] because you know it’s time for another episode of The Couch Kids! But this week it’s serious [BZZZT]! The boys play with their new lie detector, go to a fever dream of a funeral, talk coworker biting, discover Colton’s untold heritage, and finally reveal what happened during Project CK! So put your finger in the clamp and adjust your he...

CHICKENJOCK— cough* Apologies Potatoes, I don’t know what has come over me… Other than another Couch Kids podcast episode! This week the boys finish up Part 2 of their 2 Year Couchiversary Bonanza, but first they definitely don’t waste any time with an improvised visit to the Pokémon Center and talk of the Minecraft Movie! A small detour leads to a sweet reward when we finish up our question round...

Hey are you here for the informational on cryptid cryptidology? Well you came to the right place, but before the Couch Kids turn that page they gotta dish out the latest on Andrew’s arrest allegations, Sammie’s top tier Pixar list, talk some real gamer talk, and then get into the myths of mystic and cryptic tales as they search for the scariest urban legends have to offer! You’re gonna want to par...

Whoa, whoa! It’s a 2 Year Celebration of Couch Kids and you are NOT gonna want to miss your cue! This week the boys answer a plethora of questions from YOU, the fans! But before that we talk gettin’ dummy with wisdom teeth, try out our improv skills once more, get sentimental about our awesome fanbase, rush to the aid of Stick Nation, and much more! So practice your “yes and” skills and hit that p...

Whoa is that a Live Action Remake headed this way?! No, no, no - it’s just your favorite weekly podcast bursting at the seams of your critch as if it’s a glitch, but really it’s just Stitch! This week the boys talk a famous blue alien, camera’s in their local restaurant restroom, the storied history of Couch-O and Grok, as well as a lot of musical reminiscing! So keep it in your pants if you can,...

Wait… what are we here to do? Was is talk about memorials, memories, mammaries?! No no, I think we talked about the Alpha Society with King Charles, the nuances of salt versus sand and their pinches or grains, mayhaps even addressed the latest in leaks, and Greek Pokémon??? Agh, so much to remember… OH WAIT! That’s right, it’s Monday, which means it’s time for a podcast with your fave Couch Kids!...

Order! Order in the court! During this week’s episode of The Couch Kids, the accused will have to face off against plaintiff Andrew as he attests to crimes against his physical and emotional wellbeing — we need our Couch Potatoes to act as Judge and Jury in this riveting case while the boys walk you through their boundaries, bring the HR Toilet to the stand, discuss medical ill-advice, and recount...

Zebras, Rhinos, Gorillas - oh my! The killer zoo animals are on the loose the The Couch Kids need YOUR help! (Because Colton’s strategy isn’t gonna cut it…) This week we talk messy burgers, zoology that you WON’T learn at school, and most importantly we convene to raise the fighting spirit of 100 men versus 1 gorilla! So don’t be scared soldiers, for now, your place is here… because it’s time for...

I’m sure you get your news from your local paper mill like all of us, but if not - have no fear, the Couch Kids are here! This week let’s start at the front page with ear-otic topics, then move it along to Ren Faire fantasies, finally arriving at our self-help section on social troubles as well as some fun reaction images! So keep it parked and keep it paperless because this podcast has got you co...

The sun sets on another day of heroism, you’ve just stopped the dastardly Dr. Ew and his Rouge’s Gallery of terror… the situation got… sticky… But your love for your favorite weekly podcast hasn’t (until maybe this episode)! That’s right heroes, heroines, and every sidekick in-between gather round for another nail biting episode of The Couch Kids! This week the boys trailer-fy their intro bit, bri...

Whenever you’re in trouble they answer the call… RESCUE HERO— er, I mean, The Couch Kids! That’s right, it’s your favorite weekly podcast and although we might not be Wendy Waters, we’re here to quench your thirst! So buckle up as the boys (including a definitely here and not in Korea, Ari) explore their Smash or Pass fantasies, drop some mad Turbo the Snail lore, discuss Liam’s wet pants, and of...

Join the CK crew in a special episode of Kingdom Hearts Drunk History, where they answer some of the fans top questions! Colton and Andrew address many of the serious allegations about the series as well as dive deeper into everything Drunk History!

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