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Send us Fan Mail In this episode, we welcome you to Dragonfight from 1990. This movie is so weird that, even after four watches, we still don't know what's going on. Fighters battle to the death in a dystopian future.  Robert Z'Dar stars as the bad guy, Sal. Michael Pare is in it, and he's kind of a bad guy, too. It's like The Running Man without the fun stuff. It skips ar...

Send us Fan Mail For this episode, we talk about a movie where a man that dresses as a bat fights crime. No, not the one you think. Do you know us? It's Rise of the Black Bat from 2012. After being blinded by acid, a man becomes a bat-dressed vigilante. Black Bat is a pulp fiction character that existed, but we're pretty sure he was better than this. Why is there a 5 minute long swimsuit...

Send us Fan Mail Mari likes picking movies to mess with Greg and his WWII knowledge. Needless to say, Scarecrows of the Third Reich definitely did the trick. A former FBI special agent goes to Germany to stop the last of Hitler's operations. No one has a proper accent, if one at all. You won't know what year it is, because they don't tell you. Did we mention the werewolf? At least y...

Send us Fan Mail This month we talk about nature! Just kidding. We talk about the movie Trees. A killer tree attacks Hazelville on Labor Day weekend. It's Jaws, but with Trees. Seriously! There's a Cooper, a Squint, a Cody, a crooked Mayor, a ruined holiday, a killer creature...all just like Jaws, right? "Homage" they call it. Between Greg's knowledge of the movie and Mari...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to the end of this horrible marine journey. Thunder really made us do two episodes. We hate it even more now. It's a boat, a bad comedian, and a washed up wrestler. The punchline is the show itself. Five years ago we watched it, and now you know everything about it that made us dread revisiting it. Now, we are done. Hulk is not a superhero! Lemmon is not funny! We hat...

Send us Fan Mail This is episode 1 of 2 episodes this month. That was not the plan. We thought Thunder in Paradise would only take us an hour or so. Instead, we ran into a lot of Skullduggery. So congrats, dear listeners, you get over two hours of us this month! We are sorry it's all about Thunder in Paradise. Spence (Hulk Hogan) and Bru (Chris Lemmon) are former Navy Seals who build a high t...

Send us Fan Mail We are truly happy to share with you our interview with Mark Polonia! Years ago, we just hoped to bump into him in Wellsboro. Now here we are, asking him, "Will there be a Poloniverse?" Don't worry. We ask other questions, too. Enjoy our very entertaining chat with THE micro-budget movie master.  X: @wearecorpsetub Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/wearecorpsetub I...

Send us Fan Mail We are very excited to talk about Four Nights in Fear Forest, the second movie our podcast appears in!  Four inmates go to clean up an old amusement park. Monsters. Robots. Post production rain. This movie has it all! Come for the varied climates, stay for the ladder misuse.  We also have a couple of special announcements about upcoming episodes at the end. They are very special!!...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to our fifth season premiere! It's another Wings Hauser movie, and it's a winner. We give you the 1993 John De Hart masterpiece, Champagne and Bullets. Two ousted cops take down their former superior, who is a drug dealer that runs a coven. John De Hart fills the movie with his own bad music and too many sex scenes. It's an over the top ego project. Believe...

Send us Fan Mail It's our season finale! Thank you to everyone for the support these last 4 seasons. Stay tuned. There is a lot more crap to come! Mari keeps the receipts to prove Greg wrong. No, Sasha Mitchell was not in Twilight, but he was in Class of 1999 2: The Substitute, which is our movie for this episode. An android poses as a substitute teacher at a high school to eliminate problem...

Send us Fan Mail Mari and Greg do not watch porn together! We just want to make that clear because the movie we discuss this month, A Name for Evil, has a lot of sex and nudity. A lot. A couple moves to an old house to fix it up. It is haunted. Emmy and Golden Globe nominee Robert Culp plays John. Yes, the guy from I Spy and The Greatest American Hero. The movie is all over the place and hard to f...

Send us Fan Mail With this episode, we are talking about the last Herb Robins movie we will ever cover, Sinthia: The Devil's Doll. A woman goes to therapy to work through the guilt of killing her parents. This movie has lots of boobs in it, and we don't just mean Robins playing Lucifer. It mostly takes place in a dream. That doesn't justify the nonsense. Sinthia really needs therapy...

Send us Fan Mail For this episode, watched a boring movie called Double X: The Name of the Game that was trying to be everything and failed at all of it. An American tourist gets involved with an elderly man on the run. Greg's favorite MST3K episode is Pumaman. We watched The Greatest American Hero series so he would get a whole other realm of their jokes. Then we decided to watch William Kat...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to our third "live" episode! We are together in Detroit to discuss 2025's The Final Possession. It stars a slew of Polonia Brothers Entertainment regulars, is directed by Mark Polonia, and we have a part in it! An ancient omen comes true as the Devil rises. We were so excited to cover this, just to brag that we are in it. Along with talking about the movie,...

Send us Fan Mail This episode, we spoil 2022's Infrared, a movie that bothered us at first. Then we changed our tune a little bit when we both got to meet the one and only Greg Sestero, who plays Geoff/The Owner's Manual.   A paranormal investigation crew goes to an abandoned school that is said to be haunted. It's a found footage movie where you wait for something to happen, and th...

Send us Fan Mail We are very glad to do this episode so that we never have to see or talk about this movie again. From 2018, it's The Son of Devil. Gora finds a book of black magic that he uses to slaughter men who wronged him at a job interview. This movie is about 3 hours long, and so many of the scenes are dragged out too far. There is dialogue, but you get music over those scenes instead....

Send us Fan Mail With this episode, we finish our coverage of Duke Mitchell movies with the other movie he wrote, directed, and starred in, 1974's Massacre Mafia Style. Mimi (Duke Mitchell,) a Mafia kingpin's son, tries to take over Los Angeles by killing everyone in his way. Yes, this movie is a rough watch. There is bad acting, very racist dialogue, and lots of murders (with a body cou...

Send us Fan Mail For this episode, we cover the worst Thor movie we've ever seen. With a 1.7 on IMDb, starring Richard Grieco as Loki and Kevin Nash as Odin, we give you Almighty Thor. Thor battles Loki for the Hammer of Invincibility and the survival of Earth.  Greg really hated this movie, especially after looking into all the mythology they got horribly wrong. Thor is whining and crying th...

Send us Fan Mail Upon learning about the passing of Wings Hauser, it took us about 2 seconds to decide we needed to do an episode in his honor. We have been in awe of him since before starting the podcast, which is why he was our first episode, and every season premiere since. We discuss all the work we've seen him in, when he made us laugh, when he gave us comfort, and when he was just Wings...

Send us Fan Mail We have a guest! This month, we are joined by Greg's fiance, Erica, to discuss the 1987 afterschool special, What If I'm Gay?, starring Evan Handler, Gabrielle Carteris, and Ed Marinaro. A popular high school student comes to terms with his sexuality.  Despite the many uses of the cigarette word, the special handles the subject fairly well, and in under an hour! It even...

Send us Fan Mail Nothing says we covered a Mark Polonia movie like glitches during the recording that we decided not to remedy. Ignore them and just listen to us discuss our joyful viewing of 2020's Shark Encounters of the Third Kind. Aliens come to earth to take over using sharks, as well as to eliminate previous test subjects. Mark Polonia says, "Continuity is limiting." That phil...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to the premiere of season 4! This year we begin with a very rare piece from Wings Hauser, a short-lived TV show from 1986 called The Last Precinct. The cast also includes Adam West, Keenan Wynn, Ernie Hudson, James Cromwell, and Rick Ducommun. Precinct 56 is the last precinct for these eccentric officers who are always butting heads with their superiors to keep from gettin...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to our season 3 finale! Thank you everyone for 600 downloads!  For this month's episode, we talk about a dummy and his senior thesis. Oh, and there's a life-sized wooden guy, too. A group of college seniors go to a cottage for fear therapy, and discover a wooden sculpture named Morty as they face their fears. Everyone in this has serious boundary issues. Troy and...

Send us Fan Mail In episode 3 of last season, we covered a movie starring Duke Mitchell. If you heard it, you know we were not kind. For this month's episode, we apologize for some of that as we talk about a movie he wrote, directed, and starred in called Gone with the Pope. Paul (Duke Mitchell) is hired to do a hit, and uses the money to fund his own plan to kidnap the Pope for ransom. This...

Send us Fan Mail This month we cover 24ish of our "experiences" with one movie, 1994's Bloodfist 6: Ground Zero. A military courier must save a nuclear launch site from terrorists. Of all the Bloodfists, we chose this one for all the things that irritate Greg. From the rabbits, to the gun use inside, to the ineptitude of the military, to the obvious copying of Die Hard, there's...