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Send us Fan Mail Thank you to everyone for over 500 downloads! Congrats to Greg on his engagement! Thanks to anyone who watched our little film, Night of the Corpse Tub! And we have another announcement we reveal as well! In this episode, we talk about the 1980 movie The Children, and disclaimer, we mention quite often our feelings about children in general.  A radioactive leak turns kids into ato...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to our second "live" episode! You can tell by the sounds of the birds and puppies throughout the episode. It doesn't hinder us as we discuss 2022's "Night of the Zodiac", a movie that was filmed in Detroit. A man is contacted by the Zodiac to be his protege.  We actually like this movie. It's bloody, funny, gross, and ridiculous. It'...

Send us Fan Mail For this month's episode, we are discussing a movie we swore we'd never watch again. It's 2020's Human Zoo, or The Human Zoo, according to the movie itself.  Robert Carradine plays the Producer. No one else is significant. Contestants compete for one million dollars by living in 8x8 cells on a 24/7 livestream reality show called Solitary Confinement.  Our sole...

Send us Fan Mail This month we celebrate 5 years of "experiences" together! To commemorate, we go back to almost our very beginning, the second movie we ever watched together, 2015's American Poltergeist.  Five college kids move into a house with a sinister history. This movie tries to convince us Lizzie Borden was six feet tall with red hair, and that her house is now a mansion wit...

Send us Fan Mail This month we talk about 1972's Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things, which stars Alan Ormsby, who has writing credits that include Popcorn and Cat People, and is directed by Bob Clark, who directed Black Christmas and A Christmas Story.  None of those facts help this movie.   A theater group goes to an island to stay the night and raise the dead.  Seriously, who sig...

Send us Fan Mail For this episode, we talk about what is probably the grossest movie we've ever seen, 1987's The Nest. Meat eating roaches attack a small fishing village. How gross is this movie? So much so that we say 'gross' approximately 33 times. You could make it a drinking game! We audibly squirm as we talk about roaches in a toilet tank, invading a diner, eating a chef,...

Send us Fan Mail We did not choose the movie for this episode because it is bad. It's really not. We chose it for the zombies! From 1974, it's Let Sleeping Corpses Lie, or The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue, or Breakfast at the Manchester Morgue, depending where you find it. A couple is accused of a rash of murders by a sergeant who refuses to believe it's actually being committed...

Send us Fan Mail We can't deny how excited we are about this month's episode. Maybe you've heard us talk highly about our appreciation of Polonia Brothers movies, but with this episode, we get to fully gush about Mark and John Polonia's first movie,  Church of the Damned!  A satanic cult goes on a killing spree, and two cops try to stop them. It's Mark! It's John! It&...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to season 3! Once again, we are starting the season celebrating a work from Mr. Wings Hauser. From 1991, Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time stars Marc Singer as Dar, Wings Hauser as Arklon, and has a brief appearance by Robert Z'Dar (Eric in Grotesque) as Zavic. Some screenplay credits go to Ken Hauser, an alias of Wings. Dar must travel to Earth to stop Arklon...

Send us Fan Mail After a long delay, we finally have our season finale ready, which is Trucks, from 1997. It has a few stars, but we recognize a young Brendan Fletcher, who plays Logan, from Blubberella, where he played Nathaniel. Also, the ill-fated mailman, Terence Kelly,  made an appearance in American Gothic as the curiously laughing psychiatrist.  Trucks become sentient and trap a group of pe...

Send us Fan Mail This month we cover The Being, which contains an Oscar winner, a Laugh-In legend, a munchkin, and a confusing monster. A mutated creature wrecks havoc on Pottsville, Idaho. We don't know how said Being gets around so quickly. We don't know if it's one or many. We don't know how it oozes through car radios. What we do know is we watched this movie so you don&apo...

Send us Fan Mail For this month's episode we talk about 1983's Mountaintop Motel Massacre, a lovely movie with insects, rodents, and a surprisingly skillful murderer. A woman gets out of a mental hospital, kills her daughter, and then many other people who were lucky enough to stay at this deteriorated motel. Somehow Evelyn, the elderly killer, is stealthy and moves heavy bodies with eas...

Send us Fan Mail We watched a Ron Howard movie, and not a good one. Cotton Candy, a TV movie from 1978, stars Charles Martin Smith as George, Clint Howard as Corky, and Rance Howard as Mr. Bremmercamp. It was also written by Ron and Clint Howard. A down on his luck high school senior starts a band. The villain band is Rapid Fire, and they somehow have an entourage, even though they always play a c...

Send us Fan Mail We did a "live" episode! Well, kinda. The hosts of Corpse Tub finally hung out in person, with Greg's girlfriend as our audience. That's us doing the applause this time, and Mari's a little drunk, which helps as we discuss the horrendously bad Terror at Bigfoot Pond. A group of friends go camping and are attacked by a Bigfoot. There are boobs, literally an...

Send us Fan Mail This month we talk about a 1989 movie called Warbirds, a sorry excuse for a movie that tries to rip-off Top Gun. It's about a covert mission that goes bad. Then another one does. Then they succeed. Sure, that sounds interesting, but it really isn't. Of all the things that bug us in this movie, it's the music and the shirtless Costello that stands out the most. Don&a...

Send us Fan Mail For this episode, we cover our many problems, starting with the title, with The Mermaid's Curse, a 2019 ITN production. Jake is writing a story about disappearances in the area when he falls for a siren. Yeah, siren. Mermaid is in the title, but there are no mermaids in the movie. There is not even a  mention of mermaids!  Or a curse! We talk about that a lot, about as much a...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode, we take a break from the awful by discussing Pulgasari, a movie with a sorted past that we actually enjoyed. A creature fights with villagers to stop an evil king. Director Shin Sang-ok and his wife, Son Hui Chang, who plays Ami, were kidnapped by Kim Jong-Il in the late 70s to make propaganda films. They escaped in 1986, shortly before this movie was finished. Al...

Send us Fan Mail For this episode, we went above and beyond for you, dear listeners, by watching 2018's Amityville: Mt. Misery Rd.  It is called that, even though they never mention Amityville in the movie. Directed, produced, edited, etc., etc., etc., by Chuck Morrongiello and Karolina Morrongiello, who play Charlie and Buzi, respectively, it follows a couple of self-described "ghost en...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to our newest episode. This time we throw you into the travesty of Bela Lugosi Meets A Brooklyn Gorilla. Two performers on a USO tour get stranded on an island, are found by a tribe, and tussle with a mad scientist on the island. Yes, Bela Lugosi is in this horror/comedy, but the real "stars" are the Duke Mitchell and Sammy Petrillo, a couple of Martin and Lewis...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode, we confess we don't just watch bad movies, we truly watch the worst we can find, because we discuss our experience with  Mark Polonia movies that began with his 2017 movie, Land Shark. Two researchers hunt down genetically mutated sharks that escaped their lab. Mark Polonia wrote and directed, as well as cameoed on purpose, and by accident. There is also an a...

Send us Fan Mail It's a new year, which means it's time for a new season! We start our season as we did last year, with a Wings Hauser movie. This time it's The Carpenter. From 1988, Mr. Hauser stars as a carpenter named Ed who becomes a guardian angel, and then a problem, for Alice (Lynne Adams.) Alice's husband Martin is a jerk. The men renovating the house are slimy. A sheri...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to Episode 12, our season finale! You are in for a treat, as we cover the fifth movie we ever watched, and the one where we got our podcast name, the one we borrowed our logo image from, 2015's Most Likely To Die. Starring Perez Hilton as Freddie, Jake Busey as Tarkin, and some other people we don't really know, it's about a group of high school friends who...

Send us Fan Mail Welcome to episode 11, where we cover the much anticipated reboot that is the Rob Zombie directed movie The Munsters. This movie tells the story of the infamous monster family's move from Transylvania to Hollywood. It stars many of Rob Zombie's usual cast, including Jeff Daniel Phillips as Herman, Daniel Roebuck as The Count, Richard Brake as Dr. Wolfgang, and, of course...

Send us Fan Mail This month we apologize to every movie we slandered in previous episodes as we cover director/writer Uwe Boll's Blubberella. Blubberella is a half human, half vampire woman fighting Nazis with rebel forces in the early 1940s. If that makes it sound interesting, it's not. It's racist, sexist, homophobic, and gross. The holocaust jokes are so wrong, only to be topped...

Send us Fan Mail In this episode, we are somewhat making up for the bad audio of our "The Worm Eaters" episode by talking about "The Brainsucker," the somehow worse second, and only other, film directed by Herb Robins.  From 1988, it's the story of Max (played by Jonathan Mittleman, whose name is misspelled as "Middleman" in the credits,) who, after being used in...