CORN DOWN Prank Calls

This episode of CORNDOWN dives into the messier side of things, starting with misplaced food and growing into a series of increasingly chaotic events involving floor-bound sandwiches and questionable parking lot decisions. I get into some strange conversations about loyalty, accidental drive-thru disasters, and moments of self-preservation involving blurred identities. Wastedmemory adds tales of p...

I wasn’t planning on releasing this episode, as it was a wastedmemory fill-in show, but then I went and got sick last week, so I had to have something  to edit this week. Enjoy This episode of CORNDOWN spirals through the chaos of the holiday season, starting with attempts to salvage Christmas amid mishaps and misunderstandings. I grapple with dumpster dilemmas, creative gifting ideas, and m...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, I deal with everything from hotel bathroom dilemmas to the confusion of mismatched names, exploring how small details can spiral out of control. Wastedmemory dives into mishaps with lamps, outlets, and persistent car troubles, adding layers of chaos. There’s also a series of moments involving staples and shocks—literal and figurative—that keep things off-balance. ButtE...

This CORNDOWN episode moves through a mix of challenges, starting with my calls about unconventional office rituals and creative approaches to privacy. Wastedmemory brings in chaotic holiday experiments, including early Christmas trial runs and small-scale celebrations gone awry. There’s an effort to untangle problems with stuck windows and intense seasonal reactions. Hootis adds a dramatic take o...

This episode of CORNDOWN dives into some odd and chaotic moments, starting with my calls about strange behavior towards birds and peculiar indoor weather. Wastedmemory adds to the mix with stories about trying to gain roof access and navigating confusing limits on cold medicine, while I circle back to the ongoing saga of snow showing up in all the wrong places. Hootis jumps in with a focus on loud...

On this episode of CORNDOWN, I start with some puzzling calls about keeping track of pills that quickly spiral into strange conversations about crotch stuff and quitting places unintentionally. Wastedmemory jumps in with stories of chaotic scenes involving broken glass and awkward encounters with touching people, while I circle back to those same calls from different perspectives. There’s also som...

This week is pranksgiving, I dive into a mix of everyday messes and strange moments, starting with the chaos of morning routines, like morning noises and coffee problems. wastedmemory jumps in to help sort out some ongoing issues with getting stuck in places—whether it’s being locked in, locked out, or just plain out of luck. There’s a recurring theme of donuts, both making and eating them, with a...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, I tackle the ongoing stick situation and mold problems, keeping the absurd energy high. Wastedmemory steps in with sharp contributions, like the saga of lobby antennas and an unusual take on internet cameras. Together, we navigate everything from propped doors to valid concerns that spiral into unexpected territory. Dwight adds his unique flair with ticklish feet antic...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory handles everything from bathroom door mishaps to a saga involving fifty keys, culminating in its cinematic peak. Hotel life takes center stage with questionable oxygen setups and sanctuary vibes, while snappy bakes checks in during an attempted Moana screening. Dwight contributes with turnt pockets and unexpected pocket finds, and wastedmemory uncovers cof...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, descriptions run wild as we dive into describing men and vehicles, with wastedmemory and I leading the way. There’s bizarre incidents of battery-eating that escalates quickly, alongside some accusatory fingering and Dwight’s room garden situation. Things get even more intense with drinking motor oil, shredding documents, and an unusual pizza style order. Hootis,...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, oranges are everywhere—extra ones in cars, identifying them, and even dealing with heartburn from them, with wastedmemory heavily involved in the chaos. There’s a strange journey with caterpillars and honey bees, with snappy bakes joining the bee segment. SpongeBob makes a surprising exit, and we dive into bizarre situations involving naked guest pictures, privacy tool...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, driving instructors take a front seat, with a series of chaotic lessons and some wild help from wastedmemory. We encounter a mix of oddities, from foot surgeries and bogus milk to setting up employee dates. The Surprise Department shows up to add more confusion, and handcuff keys become an unexpected centerpiece, with Snappy Bakes joining in. We also deal with stolen g...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, the question of knowing if you’re really there takes center stage, with wastedmemory chiming in on multiple occasions. Cigarettes, both decaf and functional, make their way into the conversation, along with night mailmen and one-way streets. The saga of the captive caller unfolds in a series of bizarre twists, while we also touch on window tinting, hotel progress...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, we dive into the curious case of the “normal looking one” and its various twists, while wastedmemory adds humor with making fun and dehydration. Tripping on burgers and Stouffers leads to some unexpected fun, and there’s a series of lost and found keys causing confusion. We also explore irrational fears, invalid entries, and acorns without oaks. Snappy bake...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, bones take center stage with plenty of throwing, hanging, and drilling, often driven by wastedmemory. Things get even weirder with digging up bones and a mysterious bag of bones, while dirt buying and dry pools add to the oddities. Wastedmemory stirs up more chaos with burning clothes and spatula marks. We also deal with fake blood, clean and used needles, and old razo...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, manipulation becomes a recurring theme, with wastedmemory contributing his spin on railroads and violent versions. There’s also a lot of action surrounding sidewalks and bikes, from rubbing them to crashing, straight into dumpsters. We explore bizarre moments like drug disposal and a deep dive into a crash investigation at Wendy’s, featuring Jiad. The episode get...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, we navigate through a series of strange Dingtember car dings, ranging from democrats to door frames, with wastedmemory adding his take on the chaos. It culminates on a half hour discussion with the whole family. A recurring issue about paying for stuff pops up, with snappy bakes jumping in to contribute. There’s also an ongoing mystery around a green bean that keeps re...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, I dive into some strange scenarios involving change and poison, with wastedmemory joining in for some piano music and a second dose of poison talk. Spoiled milk and sandwiches get their time in the spotlight, with Snappy Bakes adding a creative twist with a meat drawing. There’s Kevin McAllister references and a sandwich upgrade, while BoJack rounds things out wi...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, we explore the many facets of cardboard, from soft cardboard to an ongoing obsession with “gettin’ at cardboard.” The saga continues with a mix of plastic cardboard and even a vegetarian’s variations. Things heat up with a series of chaotic lobby car crashes, and wastedmemory jumps back in with extra cardboard and we deal with a mysterious liqui...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, we dive deep into the strange world of furniture, a recurring theme throughout the calls, especially with wastedmemory’s contributions. We explore hilarious scenarios about not wanting furniture and the ongoing mystery of the “furniture person.” There’s a fun exchange on comparing hotels and spilling seeds, while wastedmemory also brings up neck sizes...

This episode of CORNDOWN is packed with quirky hotel adventures, starting with the recurring theme of striving for those elusive five stars, which we revisit throughout the episode. We touch on flimsy bedsheets and dive into the odd world of fox teeth. BoJack joins in with a double dose of front desk chaos and explores the mysteries of the PB toilet. There’s a focus on food, from tracking fo...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, the SPlink covers for wastedmemory as we dive into a series of quirky and hilarious scenarios. From the unconventional issues of car barnacles and illegal dumping to the art of cloning keycards and the strange liability issues surrounding dumpsters, there’s no shortage of bizarre topics. SPLink adds a comedic twist with tales of bathroom surveys and navigating th...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, we delve into a variety of quirky and entertaining calls. I kick things off with a series of confused employees, which becomes a recurring theme throughout the episode. Wastedmemory joins in with some fun car stuff and later freshens things up with some toilet water humor. SPLink takes us through a bathroom questionnaire, and I tackle the classic groundskeeper’s...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I tackle everything from mysterious rashes to peculiar hotel antics. We start by examining an unusual employee rash and delve into the steps taken for a rash blood test. Discussions about force fields and trading rags segue into hotel-related shenanigans, including front desk haircuts and guest swap outs. Lux joins us to talk about defense chains and t...

In this episode of CORNDOWN, wastedmemory and I dive into a whirlwind of eccentric topics. We kick off with the intricacies of pump maintenance, discussing the quirks of pump fans and the curious concept of counting and doing half pumps. Conversations with old friends bring a nostalgic touch, while the saga of buying and selling hotdogs to regular folks adds a humorous twist. Bait car antics and a...