Cool Parents (Not a Parenting Podcast!)

We've got a new segment to take for a spin called  Round Trip Translations  and an oldie but goodie,  Tindergarten Cops ! Give it a listen and tell your friends! www.patreon.com/coolparents  

We brought our A game to this one, folks, so strap in! Or strap on , because we've got Pervert Proverbs . We also answer your burning questions about all kinds of stuff upon which we are the authority. Thanks for listening, and be sure to join our Patreon to show your support and get bonus goofs! www.patreon.com/coolparents

Google reviews are back! We also discuss the lyrics of a song called "On the River" by Young Dolph.  Thanks for Listening! www.patreon.com/coolparents

Justy Boy has a new segment! It's called Pomp Quiz . We also have some high school yearbook photos to review. Thanks for listening! www.patreon.com/coolparents

Are you up for something new? You'd better be, cuz we got a couple two tree new segments runnin' wild! Cowpoke Poetry , Hoss Fooey (AKA Horse Code ), and Message Board Confessional all make their debuts alongside a new installment of Spelling Bee . Enjoy!   If you like the show, please support us on Patreon and get free goodies! www.patreon.com/coolparents  

This just in: THE LIVER KING EATS CHILDREN. We got the proof. We also got some top-notch  Pervert Proverbs  and a  Butter Man for you, so g'head and listen, would ya?! Thanks for listening and please support the show on Patreon! www.patreon.com/coolparents

Come truggin' with us! We're talking about the greatest vocal performance in rock-n-roll history: KoRn's "Twist." Then we have some UFO sighting reports from our home state of New Hampshire. Also, don't miss the return of the hit segment, Groff the Chain . Thanks for listening, and please support us on Patreon for more very nice goofs: www.patreon.com/coolparents

We have to talk about rope and loam . patreon.com/coolparents

We're talkin' about some obscure Wikipedia articles dug up by @depthsofwikipedia on Instagram, a Tough Guy Poetry  from Five Foot Thick, and another installment of Tindergarten Cops ! Support us on Patreon, sheepeople! patreon.com/coolparents Thanks for listening!

A Pervert Proverb for the ages! We also cover the lyrics of "Stuntin' Like my Daddy" by Little Wayne and Birdman. The main event: a sexxxy Jurassic Park fanfiction written almost entirely by an A.I. Enjoy! Don't forget to share and join our Patreon at: www.patreon.com/coolparents

We return to the confusing depths of high school senior yearbook photos and comb through the lyrics of Kid Rock's latest abortion, "We The People." Thanks for listening, go ahead and support us on Patreon for extra bonus goofs and gags! www.patreon.com/coolparents

This one's for our slimes we affectionately call BWETT. It's his birthday(ish) and we're fixin' to make him hurl with some top-notch erotic fanfiction! We also talk a little Meatloaf and play a Justy Boy original guessing game,  Jabroni Jamboree ! Thanks for listening and if you like whatcha hear, please support the show on Patreon: www.patreon.com/coolparents

Pervert Proverbs is back in its original form! Also, we have an exceptional new installment of Tough Guy Poetry . Please enjoy responsibly.

We're back with new business reviews from Google and another installment of The Book of 2 Chainz ! Come on, GIT IT! patreon.com/coolparents

Dana White? More like Dana Brown! Did you know MMA fighters love to shit all over themselves? It's true! And did you know that the moon is full of yellow jelly and ruled by a moon king named Bibi Onini? That's also true, probably. All that, Missed Connections , I Love This Business , and more on this hott hott episode. Thanks for listening! coolparents.com/coolparents

We have a new version of our world famous Pervert Proverbs segment. This time, we're doing titles from PornHub videos! We also have some new Tindergarten Cops entries and a roundup of some of the best weird news stories of 2021. Thanks for listening, love youuuu! www.patreon.com/coolparents

Welcome to the second season of the Cool Parents Podcast ! New here? Don't worry, jump right in and we'll get you up to date in no time. We've got a new segment for a new season in which we discuss user reviews of random small businesses across the country. We also take a look at PornHub's year-end search trends for 2021. You'll also hear an old Christmas song we recorded years ago. It's about tug...

Bluffington, everyone's favorite non-existent reboot of Nickelodeon's Doug,  is back in a big way with a third season! Beware the Order of the Beet! Thanks so much for listening, everyone! We love you!   www.patreon.com/coolparents

Previously on Bluffington...

Here are some of our favorite prank phone calls!

What a wild ride it's been, and we're just getting started, baby! Here are some more fun goofs we did. Thanks so much for listening!

What a wild ride it's been, and we're just getting started, baby! Here are some fun goofs we did a long time ago. Thanks so much for listening!

If you don't know what a crumhorn or an assjob is, you're not alone. Come along with us and learn as we parse OnlyFans category tags! We also play some Mad Libs and discuss Peter Popoff's "Miracle Spring Water." Thanks for listening! www.patreon.com/coolparents  

This one's a banger! We got Tindergarten Cops , Tough Guy Poetry (a new pile of shit from Kid Rock), and a phone call to a new celebrity "guest." Check 'er out! patreon.com/coolparents